Levi: JFK was the best hall chair Florey ever had, and I'm looking to change that

Gage: We should watch a 9/11 documentary
River: But then I would be laughing too hard

River: Fuck wellbeing, I do what I want.

Syd: I'm not allergic to peanuts and I don't associate with anyone who is. I don't agree with the lifestyle

Mel Nie: I think misogyny is funny sometimes. i support it.

River: I'm trying not to be homosexual right now

Abby: I don't smoke ground cigs anymore

Mfp: well which hand do you beat your bark with?

llliliue: PODRIFFIC!

Gage: bring back drinking problems

River: who is princess diana?

Gage: everyday i wake up and wish i had breast cancer

Rose: it's probably big enough

llliliue: "Most people would call that a red flag" "Yeah, but it's red like a heart!"

Levi: I’m sorry, is cloaca jesus too much for you?

Levi: I love you my little cum snail