SPAM Haiku 6701-6800

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6701.
Dead creatures unknown,
congealed into myst'ry meat.
Tiny pink coffin.
--Drory Benmenachem, droryb@mzi.com

6702.
Spork! Tool of my muse.
Carve from the cube, my vision.
'Tis art? Or just lunch?

--Drory Benmenachem, droryb@mzi.com

6703.
Dorian is there.
I know not where for now, but
"Spam I am" is here.

--Anonymous

6704.
spent all my money
on beer drunkenly stole spam
hung over, starving

--Anonymous

6705.
wilderness camping
smell the spam frying, greasy
the bear eats my head

--Anonymous

6706.
my wife has two cats
eating cheap twelve cans a buck
yack! they won't touch spam

--Anonymous

6707.
sitting at my desk
reading spamku, what's for lunch
they pay me too much!

--Anonymous

6708.
being and nothing
philosophy who cares what
i've fucking got spam!

--Anonymous

6709.
DAVID BOWIE SANG
ON SUFFRAGETTE CITY AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
WHAM BAM THANK YOU SPAM

--JOHNNY

6710.
A TEAR GENTLY FALLS
CUPBOARD DOOR SWINGS TO A CLOSE
NO SPAM TO INGEST

--JOHNNY

6711.
BAREFOOT I WANDER
UNTIL I CHANCE UPON SPAM
TWO SLICES. SANDALS!!

--JOHNNY

6712.
"I am Tiger Woods."
Hey buddy, I don't think so.
You're SPAM with a Swoosh.

--Thom Williams, thomwill96@aol.com

6713.
Sunday breakfast treat
SPAM and scrambled eggs to eat
Oh why Daddy, why?

--Paul Hesch, theKidneyBar@webtv.net

6714.
Eat a can of SPAM
In one end, out the other
Never changes form

--Jane, buterfly@dickinson.ctctel.com

6715.
My beau and I shop
in the grocery store, hands
meet over SPAM cans.

--sarah miller arnold, smarnold@ultranet.com

6716.
SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM!
Pseudomeat in a tin can...
Just what is in there?

--jobucc, jobucc@aol.com

6717.
MY DAUGHTER ASKS ME
"WHAT'S FOR LUNCH DADDY." SHE WAITS.
"SPAM" SAITH I AND WAIL

--JOHNNY

6718.
SPAM from the can I
love how it feels between my
toes succulent bones

--Brad Wherry, bwherry@bhi.com

6719.
Think about the death.
Is it now waiting for you
behind the next wall?

--Bjoern Laczay, bjoern@bnla.baynet.de

6720.
The cat in the SPAM.
I have old SPAM. I like SPAM.
Green SPAM I now have.

--bradley g wherry, bwherry@bhi.com

6721.
Oh dear SPAM, my SPAM
Gift from meat-processing gods
Pink slime is perfect

--Emily McCann

6722.
I like to eat SPAM,
when it's right out of the can,
raw is always good.

--Mike Grantner, grantnem_@hotmail.com

6723.
Confederacy
Would the North have lost the war
If the South had SPAM?

--Anonymous

6724.
A trip to London
Flat beer, extra greasy SPAM
More! More! If you please!

--Anonymous

6725.
a day at the lake
skipping, can't find enough stones
open the spam can!

--Anonymous

6726.
a long time at sea
at home, dear john and spam can
spam? it's not so bad

--Anonymous

6727.
went to the state fair
old men in worn overalls
spam spitting contest

--Anonymous

6728.
traveling the world
where is your spam? I ask them
spam? so they killed me

--Anonymous

6729.
hypocrite, liar
pink, i stare in the mirror
gel drips from my teeth

--Anonymous

6730.
went fishing with spam
i came home empty handed
catfish won't eat it

--Anonymous

6731.
went fishing with spam
catfish won't eat it at all
neither will i now

--Anonymous

6732.
last year in a tent
all i could get was spam too
damn glad to get it

--Anonymous

6733.
Bill Clinton is gone!
Giant SPAM cans float above!
Independence Day!

--Reber Clark, rebermuse@aol.com

6734.
Nagamichi Cho,
A good friend of mine today,
Has he SPAM, or not?

--Reber Clark, rebermuse@aol.com

6735.
Famous, as SPAM is,
One would think it a blessing
Not to mention it.

--Reber Clark, rebermuse@aol.com

6736.
What havoc is wrought,
When SPAM haiku is lacking
In taste or substance?

--Reber Clark, rebermuse@aol.com

6737.
A sure sign of spring:
New piglets and growing sun.
The blue can awaits!

--Reber Clark, rebermuse@aol.com

6738.
Quivering pink meat,
Jelly sliding all around,
Is it pork or porn?

--Reber Clark, rebermuse@aol.com

6739.
One thought: The Blue Can.
One hope: I'll never see one.
One fate: Take a guess!

--Reber Clark, rebermuse@aol.com

6740.
Copper electrodes
Inserted in the pink meat:
A SPAM alarm clock!

--Reber Clark, rebermuse@aol.com

6741.
I dream of gray meat
Large mounds of congealed goodness
Until I awake

--Jobuti Jenkins, jobuti@jomama.com

6742.
web surfing for sex
what are you doing she asks?
just writing spamku

--Anonymous

6743.
r. c. co-cola
mac cheeze spam mayo and more
in white trash heaven

--Anonymous

6744.
waits all day at work
rushing home to write spamku
what a boring guy

--Anonymous

6745.
a serious cold
blew my nose a five pound spam
my head just collapsed

--Anonymous

6746.
payday a long way
spam and cat chow left today
wrestled the cat, lost

--Anonymous

6747.
no me gusta spam
un dia sin spam bueno
no me gusta spam

--Anonymous

6748.
damage control, wet
prepare to abandon ship
don't give up the spam!

--Anonymous

6749.
a knock late at night
opening, who can it be?
the angel of spam

--Anonymous

6750.
around the corner
extra hotels on boardwalk
lost all my spam stash

--Anonymous

6751.
like spam i take life
a vessel in a tin can
await my release

--gregor, gregyg@aol.com

6752.
a pink gel my taste
bright blue gas the flame takes shape
evolution games

--gregor, gregyg@aol.com

6753.
every night it is
SPAM, pickles and whole sardines
mom's pregnant again

--Phil Rectra, prectra@hbsp.harvard.edu

6754.
camping on moose lake
hot bonfire, SPAM on a stick
here come the deer flies!

--phil rectra, prectra@hbsp.harvard.edu

6755.
in fleshy spam juice
key to ham-like existence
in lunch pail it sits

--chad, chdg@gte.net

6756.
it's like licking shoes
this horrible spam habit
we don't think clearly

--chad, chdg@gte.net

6757.
Banana Spamwich...
Elvis has left the building,
so there you will sit.

--hypatia, hypatia@prodigy.net

6758.
Hunger while camping
Warm salami, warmer cheese
SPAM without the can

--Fig, frank.dimeo@snet.net

6759.
"I'll huff and puff and
blow your house down!" cried the wolf
The SPAM can won't budge

--phil rectra, prevtra@hbsp.harvard.edu

6760.
Charlotte's Web: "Daddy,
where's Wilbur? His pen is bare."
"Hush Fern. Eat your SPAM."

--phil rectra, prectra@hbsp.harvard.edu

6761.
If everyone hates
To eat congealed pork carcass
Who the hell buys SPAM?

--Jim Hickey, James_J_Hickey@ccmail.eo.ray.com

6762.
Pink glutinous SPAM
Elicit flashbacks from youth
Tastebuds now need shrink

--Jim Hickey, James_J_Hickey@ccmail.eo.ray.com

6763.
That smell in the air
From a SPAM blob on my plate
Truly hell on earth!

--Jim Hickey, James_J_Hickey@ccmail.eo.ray.com

6764.
LIGHT A CIGARETTE
A DOG BARKS IN THE DISTANCE
ZIP UP; PINK SEMEN

--MANG STALLION, BC556@SCN.ORG

6765.
O glorious SPAM
Where do you get your meat from?
Duh! Chernobyl Farms!

--Dan McCarthy

6766.
Easily sculpted
My SPAM is like molding clay
Better than Play-Doh (tm)

--Dan McCarthy

6767.
Let's all eat some SPAM
Who'll get diarrhea first?
Could be anyone...

--Dan McCarthy

6768.
I like to eat SPAM
SPAM is good for bulimics
It makes me vomit

--Dan McCarthy

6769.
After college, I
could not find a job. So I
ate SPAM and ramen

--Phil Rectra

6770.
a tender texture
can be obtained by poaching
in boiling water

--Phil Rectra

6771.
my molars grind in
a fruitless attempt to chew
a piece of tendon

--Phil Rectra

6772.
Andy Warhol chose
Campbell's soup cans for brightly
colored pop art. Why?

--Phil Rectra

6773.
QVC features
Ab-roller and SPAM next hour.
Sales will jump for both.

--Phil Rectra

6774.
Oompa Loompas make
everlasting gobstoppers
of crystallized SPAM

--Phil Rectra

6775.
Willy Wonka grins
as Violet Beauregard
turns pink in the face

--Phil Rectra

6776.
brown food coloring
mixed with SPAM liquid makes fake
chocolate river

--Phil Rectra

6777.
Salt, pepper, ketchup,
Tabasco, chocolate, Jim
Beam: nothing helps SPAM.

--Robert Reed, robert_w_reed@ccm2.hf.intel.com

6778.
Put SPAM in my shoes
to make myself taller, the
view is not worth it.

--Robert Reed, robert_w_reed@ccm2.hf.intel.com

6779.
Bastards cut me off
in traffic, fly a finger,
yell "Eat SPAM and die!"

--Robert Reed, robert_w_reed@ccm2.hf.intel.com

6780.
In town, a sign says,
"All-you-can-eat-SPAM-dinner!"
Trailer park mecca.

--Robert Reed, robert_w_reed@ccm2.hf.intel.com

6781.
That SPAM's good 'tis true
Potted meat of pinkish hue
Who lost the SPAM key!

--John Roberts, roberts@sovereign.org

6782.
Oh, the glassy stare
Heavy burden none can bear
Sudden Spamlessness

--John Roberts, roberts@sovereign.org

6783.
The CIA hides
birth control hormones in SPAM
white trash goes extinct

--Ethan Bernard, bernarde@ucs.orst.edu

6784.
Guitar picks are hard.
SPAM lets one play with less "pluck."
Conditions hands, too.

--Rob Sveum, rebermuse@aol.com

6785.
Mighty God of SPAM
Release me from boring food
Thanks for the SPAM, God

--Eraserhead, fredcarp@prodigy.net

6786.
Hungry for the SPAM
Feel the burning inside me
Who ate all of it?

--Eraserhead, fredcarp@prodigy.net

6787.
Poor little SPAM child,
Weeping gently in my mind,
Your gel still haunts me.

--Anonymous

6788.
Vicerid jelly
Meat preserved, kept moist by fat
Congeal is healthy

--Brian Reed, breed@comp.uark.edu

6789.
Clear gel, bad smell, tastes
Like hell. That's how you can tell
You are eating SPAM.

--Jerry Mullens, drjerr@airmail.net

6790.
Quivering upon
My plate homogenized, dead
Fat, possibly pig

--Jerry Mullens, drjerr@airmail.net

6791.
Hunger now drives us
To take desperate measures
Today it is SPAM

--Jerry Mullens, drjerr@airmail.net

6792.
Orcas eat baby
Seals, they cannot purchase SPAM
Lucky for orcas

--Jerry Mullens, drjerr@airmail.net

6793.
I am not afraid
To take lots and lots of risks
I eat SPAM often

--Jerry Mullens, drjerr@airmail.net

6794.
Congealed pink mass of
meat. Indescribably bad
Treat. Eat, eat, eat, eat.

--Jerry Mullens, drjerr@airmail.net

6795.
No, SPAM is not ham
But, I do not give a damn
Somehow I like it!

--Jerry Mullens, drjerr@airmail.net

6796.
I could write some more
But, SPAM's worn me completely
Out, like good sex can

--Jerry Mullens, drjerr@airmail.net

6797.
Oh, face down in grease
as pink pork products swirl past.
Mmm, bobbing for SPAM.

--Robert W Reed, robert_w_reed@ccm2.hf.intel.com

6798.
i've spent my weekend
writing spamku, just anon
spam? i'm bored with it

--Anonymous

6799.
Spent, the SPAM quiesced
Stomach lining embracing
what many detest

--Shmert, sam@prometheus-systems.com

6800.
Eyeballs and entrails
Pressurized and anodized
My favorite things

--Shmert


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