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Please send a patch, it's strongly urged!
Your pull request will soon be merged!
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Renamed a var, with find/replace.
I'll send a patch--merge or rebase?
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This subroutine is full of shame.
Who wrote this code? Who is to blame?
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I didn't mean to use reset,
'cause --hard is my regret.
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I took your patch with cherry-pick.
Now isn't that a clever trick?
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The reflog might restore your file,
but hard resets are just bad style.
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That last commit was not so clear.
But do not fear: git notes appear.
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My latest code had to be stashed.
Then, upstream changed and made it trash.
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If you rebase, use rerere:
it fixes conflicts eerily!
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I'm sending you a pull request:
I fixed the bug and wrote a test.
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That last release was quite a drag.
At least it shipped, we ran git tag.
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Now that this class is built in full,
I probably should run git pull.
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The changes here became a fog,
but history is in git log.
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Want these 10 lines, but not those 3?
Thank goodness for git add -p!
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I'm finding git too low a bar,
so I'll make people use Bazaar.
O Launchpad tree, O Launchpad tree,
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Loose objects found in your .git?
Run git gc to save a bit.
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No git repo will fit my source;
I'm glad I can afford Perforce!
O Googleplex, O Googleplex,
how many are your branches?

The git UI is not the best,
but SVN is just a mess.
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