THE OFFICIAL UNISEX SIGMA PI BETA/ALPHA PHI OMEGA/PSI PHI/LAMBDA SIGMA CHI/ASSASSIN'S GUILD PURITY TEST

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Have you ever...

  1. Have you ever played a guild game?
  2. Have you ever played a ten day?
  3. Have you ever won all your plots?
  4. Have you ever performed a common room massacre?
  5. Have you ever hit on anyone in a guild game because you wanted them in real life?
  6. Have you ever hit on anyone in real life because you needed their cooperation in a guild game?
  7. Have you been on the High Council?
  8. Are you a master assassin?
  9. Have you ever had sex while in character... and won?
  10. Have you ever pretended to be a game character while having sex in real life?
  11. ...was (s)he also in character?
  12. Have you written a guild game?
  13. Have you ever written a ten day?
  14. Have you ever participated in guild camp?
  15. Have you ever written (the backend of) GameTeX or an equivalent?
  16. Have you ever been a zampolit?
  17. Have you been prospectivized into SIPB?
  18. Are you a member?
  19. Have you ever prospectivized anyone?
  20. Have you been on the EC?
  21. Have you ever been the SIPB chair?
  22. Do you have machine room access?
  23. Have you ever slept in the SIPB office?
  24. Have you ever started a SIPB project?
  25. Have you ever helped a ``frequent flier'' user?
  26. Have you ever started a flamewar on a SIPB mailing list?
  27. emacs vs. vi... do you understand which is better?
  28. Have you ever been in the SIPB office after 4 am?
  29. Have you ever placed something on the bulletin boards or hanged something from the ceiling?
  30. Have you ever rescued the ``save in case of fire box''?
  31. Have you ever yelled out ``applesauce'' in a public place?
  32. Have you ever been a MITSFS member?
  33. Have you ever been a lifetime member?
  34. Are you a permanent member?
  35. Are you or have you been a prentice?
  36. Are you a MITSFS key holder?
  37. Have you ever been to a MITSFS meeting?
  38. Have you ever racked up $80 of fines on MITSFS books?
  39. Have you ever spent the night at MITSFS reading books?
  40. ...and fallen asleep while doing so?
  41. Have you ever done inventory?
  42. Have you ever been on the Star Chamber?
  43. Have you ever been Skinner?
  44. ...while not a student?
  45. Have you ever written a MITSFS book review?
  46. ...and gotten it published on the book's cover?
  47. Have you ever violated key holder rule 3.2.1.5?
  48. Have you ever filled out a blue sheet?
  49. Have you ever been to LSC GenComm?
  50. Have you ever been an LSC projectionist?
  51. Have you ever been a licensed projectionist?
  52. Have you ever said ``IN STEREO'' outside of MIT lecture halls?
  53. Have you ever gotten an ``LSC sucks''?
  54. Have you ever yelled ``CUE!''?
  55. Have you ever been an LSC Director?
  56. Have you ever been to the SciFi Marathon?
  57. ...and stayed awake the entire night?
  58. ...while projecting more than half of it?
  59. Have you ever noticed lab splices at a first-run movie theater?
  60. ...and complained about it to the projectionist?
  61. Have you ever spliced a porn frame into an LSC movie?
  62. Have you ever been an APO pledge?
  63. Are you an APO brother?
  64. Have you ever organized an APO event?
  65. Have you ever held an APO office?
  66. Have you attended a conclave?
  67. Have you organized a conclave?
  68. Have you attended nationals?
  69. Have you organized nationals?
  70. Have you ever worked BookEx?
  71. Have you ever been quoted in the APOc?
  72. Have you ever bought something from the Steak Fry auction?
  73. Have you ever overturned the chair?
  74. Do you know what the petunias on the ceiling say?
  75. Is incest best? (Has incest ever been best?)
  76. Have you been an officer in all of the pillars?
  77. ...at the same time?
  78. Have you ever gone outside without shoes?
  79. ...when there's snow on the ground?
  80. Have you ever been a furry?
  81. Have you ever skritched someone or been skritched?
  82. ...and you purred?
  83. Have you ever had to clarify how your relationship status changes during parties?
  84. Have you ever been to a ren faire?
  85. Have you ever been to a swapfest?
  86. Are you polyamorous?
  87. Have you ever been in a relationship that is consensually polyamorous on all sides?
  88. Have you ever signed a contract at Diesel?
  89. Have you ever been in a ``twinkie pile''?
  90. Have you ever played D&D?
  91. ...more than 1 edition?
  92. Do you use zephyr?
  93. ...do you run it in a screen?
  94. Do you know people only on zephyr?
  95. Have you ever met somebody in real life and not known who they were until they told you their username?
  96. Have you ever worn a utility vest outside of hunting or working for Blackwater?
  97. Do you carry a multitool?
  98. Have you ever cosplayed for something other than a guild game? (and Halloween, obviously.)
  99. Have you ever had hair of a non-natural color?
  100. Have you ever slept with a Twinkie?

(Bonus: Are you hoping for a low purity score on this quiz?)