#!/usr/bin/python # # try-python.py: Dinner at my apartment, Saturday 7 pm # # (C) 2011 Liz Denys # # # This dinner is free food*: you can eat it under the terms of the # Liz General Food License as published by the Free Meal Foundation, # either version 3 of the License, or (at your option) any later # version. # # # You should have received a copy of the directions to my apartment # with this invitation. If not, please come to 195 Binney # St. Apt. [elided], Cambridge, MA 02142. # # # *Python was expensive, you should bring a few bucks. When we speak # of free food, we are referring to freedom, not price. You are # allowed to request a copy of the source code recipe at any time. # # greetz to Geoffrey Thomas for fixing major sekurity bugz in this # email. from vietnam import python import pyrex as measuringcup if you_wanted_to: try: python except YouDontKnowWhereToBuyIt: return \ """We have handled this exception by buying python for you. Eat it.""" def listFeatures(): print """features of try-python: Python has many advantages over other languages. For example, we serve this beautiful fillet to you over a bed of Perled [sic] onions with more syntactic sugar. We think you will also find our object-oriented HTTP framework, CherryPy, to be a rather delicious dessert. """ return def shaveYaks(level=0): """We also have a pound of yak meat. Let's see how long it will take to shave the yak.* *Note: The yak meat is in burger format, so probably not that long. Help anyway.""" return shaveYaks(level + 1) if __you__ == "__attending__": RSVP()