Date: Wed, 10 Dec 1997 16:19:22 PST From: Woody Paxton Subject: INT: EmJays: Woody Paxton for Most Mysterious!!! (2) I was gonna go for List Lurker, but I had to break cover so you'd know I was here... now That Other Guy is going to get that category! I hope I don't have to show up to claim my prize. Ever since the Liquid Paper incident I have difficulty showing up anywhere. I wouldn't be showing up here now except T.O.G. helped me out with a broken-off bobby pin. Just so you know who to vote for... I'm the CENSORED guy with CENSORED eyes and CENSORED hair, and an embarassingly large CENSORED. I'll be wearing a CENSORED and a CENSORED in my CENSORED CENSORED. Don't even ask me about my CENSORED, They wouldn't let me tell you if I wanted to, and ever since that CENSORED in CENSORED I've had to cover it with Saran Wrap (tm) and pretend it's a gift from a foreign ambassador... I noticed, by the way, that one or two of EmJay's kazoos were off key. EmJay, a case of "Mommie's Darling" (tm) kazoos should shortly arrive on your doorstep in CENSORED in a variety of colors, textures and styles. Don't worry about how I knew your address; The Other Guy will already have taken care of the CENSORED who split on you by now. These are the genuine article, by the way, not those paper and plastic things; I have contacts in the kazoo-hunting community. Don't have any qualms about the Kazoo Kruelty Kommission, these kazoos volunteered in return for healthy commissions and those caught were allowed six months recuperation in CENSORED to regrow the skin on their CENSOREDs, which were treated with a local aesthetic before surgery (kazoos, as everyone knows, respond contrarily to anaesthetics). Anyway, the KKK are a bunch of CENSORED CENSORED CENSOREDs and poor spellers besides. Mysteriously, Woody Paxton P.S. I've been reliably informed, or so T.O.G. says, that Woody Paxton is not my real name. I wouldn't place too much trust in that, though; his specialty is reliable misinformation. ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com