Date:         Tue, 8 Dec 1998 06:08:09 -0800
From: "Anthony V. Toscano" <atoscan@IX.NETCOM.COM>
Subject:      Re: [WRITERS] INT: The eMJay good news, bad news?

Laura wrote:

>I feel like I'm really missing the fun here.  I s'pose I'm too new to
>know the full skinney on these eMjays, and too bipolar to keep up anyway.
> If there's a shortcut a newbie could take, will someone be a big softie
>and tell me?

I'm no softie, Laura, but you're already included.  We love you just because
you're here, and even when you're not here.

Same is true for me.  Everyone here loves me, even when I try not to be so
sweet as raw dago red.

Now if you _really_ want to be included, then I can send you one of my
campaign posters.  My name in high letters, alongside a photograph of me
dressed in my stockings and with my stiletto.  If you want one, let me know.
 I know Gene Chambers today stayed home from work just to wait for UPS to
deliver one of my placards to his front door.


Ciao,

----------------
Anthony V. Toscano
The Only Curmudgeon with a stiletto
in his stocking
and a campaign poster
on a stick
rated X
up his arse

atoscan@ix.netcom.com
anthonyvt@aol.com