>>> Item number 22780 from WRITERS LOG9312C --- (52 records) ----- <<< Date: Sat, 18 Dec 1993 05:30:03 JST Reply-To: WRITERS Sender: WRITERS From: Mike Barker Subject: SUB: TJ quickies! sort of a sub - someone asked for help understanding TJ? let's see if I can give you a bit of flavoring... NO, TJ, WE'RE NOT COOKING THEM! tink TJ Quickies! Mike Barker TRAPPED IN A COMPUTER ROOM WITH A TERMINAL CONNECTED TO THE ONE AND ONLY TJ!!! [note that in the interests of making this short and sucky, I've collapsed the normal exchange of one, two, or no-line messages into these short dialogues. My apologies for the excessive length.] TJ: Did you know college students have a short span of attention? TE: No. What about it? TJ: Hey, did I tell you about my panty collection? TJ: I found my freedom... on blueberry hill... TE: Huh? Where? TJ: What? Oh! My new freedom, in the pink box with the blue wave... discarded under the blueberry canes I was licking one day. TJ: A Poem, by me. Look, I don't write poetry just because I'm lonely on Saturday night, I write it cause.. cause.. TE: Go ahead. TJ: I write poetry cause women like it and I want to be a woman.. I mean I want to be beat by a woman.. I mean I want to talk to a woman.. TJ: This poem reminds me of work by Ehrdlinger and Frist, but you have done an interesting job of inverting the punctuation scheme they first used. This seems to reflect nicely the imagery and tone of your work. Thank you for posting this. TE: thanks. who is this? TJ: Did you get the blood off yet? TE: What blood? TJ: What blood through yonder window leaks? It is Juliet, and her time has come... [cast: TJ: played by TJ TE: played by anyone who answers the call]