>>> Item number 26921 from WRITERS LOG9403B --- (46 records) ----- <<< Date: Sat, 12 Mar 1994 03:30:03 JST Reply-To: WRITERS Sender: WRITERS From: Mike Barker Subject: SUB: The rejected lady... [WKRZY here, with your on the spot off-the-wall reporter and a real news flash just for you...] "Yes, America, it's true. I'm standing here in the town of Brockport tonight, where we can all see plainly the fabled Whore of Christiandom, formerly of Babylon, sitting on all seven hills outside the town. She's a glorious sight, folks, with her seven diadems glittering in the moonlight and her red dress brazenly and openly displayed for anyone to look at that is awake tonight." "Meanwhile, the national Evangelical headquarters have issued a statement. I quote 'No one could possibly mistake this hussy for a genuine holy miracle. Why, she hasn't talked in tongues, or done anything except sit on seven hills in plain sight of everyone. Don't be fooled, that woman is the devil in disguise. We'll tell you when we give God permission to issue a miracle in America.'" "Well, whether they want to admit it or not, most of the men in town are watching. Some with binoculars! We now return you to normal programming." "Are we off the air? Good God, you would not believe the figure on that woman! She puts a whole different meaning in watching the sunset, I want to tell you. What? We're still on the air? CUT, YOU..." [That's the news in Brockport tonight, with WKRZY. And now, back to Inane Gains, the gameshow where you can win totally useless junk!] ------------------------------------------------------------------ (okay, maybe it's not a sub - but maybe some of you enjoyed it?) Jane Hamilton said... - I'm getting out my red dress tonight, and my seven diadems, and I'll - go sit on the seven hills outside Brockport. do it with beagles, Jane. That way you'll always have someone to dance with, and someone to wail at the moon with you in the long dark slough of the soul... tink, FoF -------------------------------------------------------------