Subject: DS9 Drinking Game
From: [email-masked]
To: [email-masked]
Date: Wed, 5 May 93 14:07:31 -0400

(I didn't write it, unfortunately; the author is [email-masked])
 
***General***
 
Ship is seen on docking arm.................................5 sips
Ship is seen on docking ring................................3 sips
No ships seen in the establishing shot......................2 sips
No ships seen in the establishing shot, but someone enters
   the station through an airlock...........................Last person to yell
                                                            "SNAFU" chugs
A TOS sound effect is blatantly used........................5 sips
A TNG sound effect is blatantly used........................1 sip
A TNG sound effect is used for Cardassian technology........chug
The lights fail.............................................1 sip
Wormhole is seen............................................1 sip
A runabout is used..........................................3 sips
Lift is used................................................1 sip
Someone starts trouble at Quark's...........................1 sip
Someone starts trouble on the Promenade.....................3 sips
Someone starts trouble at Ops...............................5 sips
Someone starts trouble on a new station set.................chug
Bajoran in religious getup gives crewmember a funny look....3 sips
 
***Specific Character Rules***
 
*Sisko*
 
Is seen in his office.......................................1 sip
Is seen grieving for his wife...............................1 sip
Gives Jake fatherly advice..................................1 sip
Reminisces with Dax.........................................2 sips
Looks harrassed.............................................1 sip
Smiles......................................................2 sips
Laughs......................................................5 sips
Parties.....................................................chug
 
*Kira*
 
Acts aggressively...........................................1 sip
Puts non-Bajoran in place...................................1 sip
Snarls at Cardassian........................................1 sip
Snarls at Bashir............................................2 sips
Snarls at Sisko.............................................4 sips
Mentions former life........................................1 sip
Glares at someone before being diplomatic...................2 sips
Is seen out of uniform......................................5 sips
Wears a dress...............................................chug
Treats Odo like respected colleague.........................1 sip
Treats Bashir like something she scraped off her shoe.......1 sip
Acts blatantly like Kirk....................................5 sips
Talks about Bajor's future..................................2 sips
Expresses desire to join Starfleet..........................chug
 
*Dax*
 
Gives all-knowing smile.....................................1 sip
Gives advice................................................3 sips
Acts supportive.............................................1 sip
Mentions Trill peculiarities................................2 sips
Refers to former incarnation................................1 sip per each
Is seen out of uniform......................................5 sips
Treats Bashir like five-year-old............................1 sip
"Mothers" Bashir............................................2 sips
Acts unruffled..............................................1 sip
Acts irresponsible..........................................chug
 
*Bashir*
 
Gives lost puppy look.......................................1 sip
Opens mouth, puts foot in same..............................1 sip
Tries to hit on Dax.........................................1 sip
Tries to hit on Kira........................................chug
Tries to hit on any other female............................3 sips
It *WORKS*..................................................chug
Sighs at female.............................................1 sip
Admits mistake..............................................5 sips
Admits social mistake.......................................chug
Is seen at Quark's bar......................................2 sips
Is seduced..................................................PARTY!
 
*Odo*
 
Looks like he has an ulcer..................................1 sip
Shapeshifts.................................................1 sip
Is seen shifting *into* something rather than *from*........5 sips
Has shapeshifting only alluded to...........................3 sips
Shapeshifting upsets Quark..................................2 sips
Mention of bucket...........................................3 sips
You *see* it................................................chug
Smiles......................................................3 sips
Is seen eating or drinking..................................chug
Says something cynical......................................1 sip
Says something cynical about human behavior.................2 sips
Treats Quark like slime.....................................1 sip
Reluctantly works with Quark................................5 sips
Says something nice about Quark.............................chug
 
*Quark*
 
Gets the hots around money...................................1 sip
Gets the hots around any female..............................1 sip
Acts innocent (badly)........................................1 sip
*Is* innocent................................................chug
Wants a reason why he should help anyone.....................1 sip
Bargains.....................................................1 sip
Bargains when life is at stake...............................3 sips
Grovels......................................................1 sip
Chews out Nog or other Ferengi...............................1 sip
Gets his ears massaged.......................................3 sips
Gets his ears massaged while trying to bargain...............5 sips
Is involved in something dishonest...........................1 sip
Is involved in something completely legal....................chug
 
*O'Brien*
 
Swears.......................................................1 sip
Swears at Cardassian technology..............................1 sip
Kicks it.....................................................3 sips
Looks harrassed..............................................1 sip
Wonders what he is doing on DS9..............................1 sip
Is seen relaxing.............................................5 sips
Butters up Keiko.............................................2 sips
Emerges from hole in floor or wall...........................3 sips
Looks morosely into his drink at Quark's.....................2 sips
Is seen partying.............................................Chug

and, some special bar rules:
 
Regular character is seen with a drink.......................1 sip
Actually drinks it...........................................chug
Obviously alien female is seen...............................1 sip
Obviously alien creature has oddly shaped or colored drink...2 sips
Bar is busy..................................................1 sip
Bar is abandoned.............................................5 sips
Someone is seen entering a holosuite.........................5 sips
Holosuite is alluded to......................................3 sips
Holosuite interior is shown..................................chug
Bashir's in it...............................................Drain the house
                                                                        dry!

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