Warrant 1.1

Sometimes brute force is not the way to catch a crook. Sometimes it takes... music. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to write and perform a heroic ballad for us.

Your ballad must:

• have words
• be sung in our offices by at least two people together
• run at least two minutes long
• talk about the final struggle with the crook
• make some mention of the ultimate struggle with Carmen
• have an original melody
• have a pun in it
• contain the word "quintessential"
• rhyme (more often than not)
• mention the name of your team
• use at least one adjective from the New York City puzzle