His Shopgirl

These alien chavs were all met by the Doctor 'n me... well, mostly the Doctor. Of course, to him I'm an alien too. Sigh.

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    If written with all-lowercase letters, it contains no ascenders, descenders, or dots.
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    If you delete a sequence of four consecutive Roman numerals, it'd become a length of time.
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    If you delete the same pair of letters from it twice and reverse the rest, you’ll be left with where you are right now.
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    If you change its middle letter into its penultimate letter, then delete its first and last letters, it’ll become someone who will have a very big day on Tuesday.
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    If its 5th letter were changed to a V and moved immediately before its last letter, it could be split evenly into two words (call them Word 1 and Word 2) that are quite useful to Clue 14.
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    If you take its 2nd, 3rd, and 4th letters, you’ll get the first name of a famous actress. If you insert a new letter before its 1st letter and a new letter after its 2nd letter, you’ll get the last name of that actress.
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    If its first letter were changed to an H and moved to the end, it would become a word meaning “make better.”
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    It can be found in consecutive letters within a creature featured in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, as well as within a cardboard-box-like contraption featured in Calvin and Hobbes.
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    If you change its 2nd letter into its 4th letter, you can split it into two male names.
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    If you delete the last two letters, you’ll get a phrase that could describe a team in a bowling league for five-year-olds.
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    It sounds like a possible response to “Why did you keep your promise, Tigger?”
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    If you change its first letter to a different one, it could become a subatomic particle.
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    If you replace its last five letters with ABLE, it’d become a word meaning “endless.”
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    If you replace a synonym for Clue 5’s Word 1 with a synonym for Clue 5’s Word 2, it’d become the last name of comic actor John.
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    If an X were inserted somewhere inside it, it’d become a word meaning “outside.”
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    If its seventh letter were changed to a W and moved immediately after its third letter, you’d get an instruction for a “Pale Force” animator.
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    If you replaced the name of a star with a type of vehicle, you’d get a Greek mythological figure.
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    It would be a good name for a fatty substance obtained from golden fleece that’s used in soaps, cosmetics, and ointments.
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    If its first letter were changed to an I and moved somewhere in its interior, it would describe someone from London. (No, not my London.)
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    If it were the first play in a Scrabble game (with its first letter placed on the center square), it would be worth 90 points . . . before being challenged off the board, of course.
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    If its first letter were deleted, it would become a kind of dance.
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    If its last letter were moved so it appeared after its second letter, it would form a word that’s a homophone of the word you’d get if you changed its last letter to an E instead.
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    If you swap its second and fifth letters then reverse it, you’ll find a word bookended by its I’s that may describe your pint of premium bitter.
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    Its first three letters and its last three letters are the same, albeit in a different order—and the rest of it is an Earth city.
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    If you replace a kind of bone with a word meaning “marsh,” it’d become the last name of writer/actor Eric.
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    If you change its first vowel to a different vowel and its last consonant to a different consonant, it’d become the first name of a well-known alien featured in a well-known sci-fi series written by a well-known ex-Doctor Who writer.
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    If you anagram it, you could spell something you read between.
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    If its first and fifth letters were switched, it would be a quippy way to refer to an onion bulb.
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    It can be found in every single one of Shakespeare’s plays. (Who knew he was such a xenophile?)
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    It's the movie Will Smith could have made, had he just incorporated more of his hip-hop skills.
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    If you changed its 7th letter to an A and moved it so it appeared after its 4th letter, you’d get a kind of sea monster.
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    If its internal letters were scrambled, it could become an item found next to a sink.
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    If you delete its pair of identical letters, it would become a word meaning “victory.”
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    It could be the name of a piece of Middle Eastern Apple software.
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    It can be spelled using the letters that complete the title of the Steve Martin movie that starts "The Man with".
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    Despite how it looks, it is not a 900-ton sun god that wreaked havoc on downtown Tokyo. Though that would have been cool.
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    It contains a sequence of five letters that are in alphabetical order.
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    When reversed, it’s the pre-hyphen part of a genre of music or the post-hyphen part of a famous cartoon character.
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    It’s the longest member of this list made up of alternating consonants and vowels.
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    Its first five letters spell a word (call it Word A) that can be described by the phrase “a Word B term,” where Word B is a 5-letter word whose first two letters can be deleted to form a new word (call it Word C). If you replace Word A with Word C, it becomes a word that may describe someone who treats a Word C well.


LIST OF ALIENS MET BY THE DOCTOR