Investigator’s Report
William S. Bergman is the hippest reviewer out there. If a show is experimental and incomprehensible, he’s sure to like it so much he’ll go see it twice, just so he can save both halves of the ticket. But if he doesn’t feel it’s an important work, he’ll only see it once. (We couldn’t say how he feels about shows he doesn’t see.)
Here is Bergman’s collection of ticket stubs.
Row O
Seat 9
Clay Cup
Row K
Seat 3
Mud Cracks
Row R
Seat 6
Groom Me
Row S
Seat 2
Gumbo
Row Q
Seat 7
Up Quick,
Row B
Seat 4
V-Chips
Row T
Seat 5
Hug Joe
Row R
Seat 7
It’s Lit
Row Y
Seat 8
Byron, No
Row K
Seat 3
I’m So
Row H
Seat 2
Why Fall
Row K
Seat 1
King Quit
Row L
Seat 1
Ah, Now
Row I
Seat 6
He Fears
Row T
Seat 5
What Fez
Row H
Seat 8
YMCA
Row I
Seat 4
Gawky Jim
as Gaps Mark a Major Quaggy Hazard
Row V
Seat 5
by a Gangplank, Jan Brady?
Row V
Seat 1
Klutz, It’s Just Twilight
Row Y
Seat 3
Making a Banana-Fig Pizza
Row Q
Seat 6
May Become Tax-Exempt?
Row J
Seat 7
Mummifying Civic Junk
Row W
Seat 8
Now for Exxon/GQ Offer, John
Row Z
Seat 2
Wimpy O.J. in My Fizzy Gin Drink
Row Q
Seat 4