Chaos! As Arbor Day Town and Bloomsday Town interact, James Joyce becomes obsessed with trees. Joyce’s friend writes to him from 7 Eccles Street: “Your recent work is too sentimental. I liked your book about Leopold and Molly Bloom.” Joyce responds: “You were the only one who could decipher my CRYPTIC NOVEL.” The friend suggests to the Arbor Day Townspeople that Joyce might respond well to taunting. What derisive nickname will snap him out of his literary funk?