By Jesse Gelles, Sami Casanova, and Brian Tivol
Special thanks to Andrew Hunter Murray and the QI Elves at No Such Thing As A Fish
Inspired by the School of Fish round from 20,000 Puzzles Under the Sea
Answer: FREQUENT
Problem: Arbor Day Town/​Bloomsday Town

Solvers open to 14 “fish” images, each with an associated depth spanning down the page, followed by an ellipsis. But these fish are very bizarre (and some are blatantly not fish). Clicking the images jumps to sub-puzzles specific to each fish further down the page.

Veteran solvers of the MIT Mystery Hunt will recognize the allusion to 2015’s 20,000 Puzzles Under The Sea which was known for having many mini puzzles called “Fish Puzzles.” Similarly, each puzzle was presented as an image of a “fish” (some less literal than others). As solvers look through the sub-puzzles, they’ll notice that each puzzle’s name is shared with a 2015 Fish Puzzle and that the puzzle works in the same way. Solvers are encouraged to use the solution pages from 2015’s puzzles to quickly identify the puzzle mechanisms and solve each sub-puzzle, but knowledge of the reference puzzles is not necessary for progressing through this puzzle.

For each sub-puzzle, solvers must submit their answer using the solution box associated with that puzzle. Correctly submitting the answer updates the UI so that the answer appears next to the appropriate fish. Solutions to each sub-puzzle can be found below.

Sub-puzzle nameAnswer
Funny ShapesNAFTA
Back and ForthORE
HashSURE
Ready Set GoUNEXPANDED
TournamentCASE
Go At It!HORRIDLY
Watch Me Blow ThisTWO
Memory LaneHINT
BlocksINSECTION
Twelve Grids of PicturesNINTH
The ResistanceGRIND
RectanglesACTRESS
FJF,SSCOOTING
The Wheels Go Round and RoundANTED

When all (or most) of the sub-puzzle answers are submitted, solvers will notice that the acrostic formed by the first letters spells the phrase “NO SUCH THING AS A” with the ellipsis extending below the acrostic. Solvers should connect this phrase (and ellipsis) to the title of this puzzle, which contains some odd formatting choices including an ellipsis and the capitalization of “FISH.” Taken together, solvers should read the acrostic as “NO SUCH THING AS A FISH” which points them to a weekly UK podcast with the same name.

In this podcast, the four hosts each present an interesting fact that they found during the week whilst researching for the panel show QI (go watch it!). Looking at the episode titles, which have names like “No Such Thing As The Worm Revolution,” solvers will realize that each fish image actually references a particular episode title. Now that solvers know they are looking at podcast episodes this is when the listed depths come into play.

While labeling suggests the depths are in meters, they actually are in minutes, and serve as a timestamp index into that episode. The timestamps are based on the files on the official website (which are the same as the Audioboom files, clued by “hear” and “boom” in the flavor text). At the time of construction, the web browser Safari demonstrated inconsistent timestamps with these streaming sources, which were made worse when solvers would manually scrub through the files. Therefore, we advised solvers to use supported browsers to ensure proper puzzle functionality. Within a second of each episode’s listed timestamp, solvers will hear a word that is quite similar to the feeder answer from the paired puzzle, but with two letters changed.

EpisodeEpisode TitleTimestampPodcast WordAnswerLetters
194NSTAA Orange Crocodile3:34mNASTYNAFTAFA
174NSTAA Manta Ray4:39mOWNORERE
154NSTAA Submarine Shepherd5:37mSAFESUREUR
139NSTAA Lobster Nappy8:39mUNEXPLODEDUNEXPANDEDAN
1NSTAA Pilot Fish10:50mCANTCASESE
146NSTAA Queen Orca17:19mHORRIBLEHORRIDLYDY
109NSTAA Speared Shrimp21:27mTOPTWOWO
181NSTAA Shark Vending Machine24:38mHIGHHINTNT
150NSTAA Helium Filled Pufferfish26:12mINVENTIONINSECTIONSC
136NSTAA Wolf Diving For Clams27:04mNORTHNINTHIN
112NSTAA Lego Aircraft Carrier28:53mGOINGGRINDRD
216NSTAA Lobster War29:42mADDRESSACTRESSCT
106NSTAA Six-Tier Japanese Human Pyramid30:13mSNORTINGSCOOTINGCO
107NSTAA Gorillas On The Beach32:19mAFTERANTEDND

While some of the podcast words are less obvious, there are many that stand out and confirm this direction for solvers. Taking the two replaced letters from each sub-puzzle answer and ordering by episode number will spell the instruction “SECOND WORD IN ANDY’S CURRENT FACT.” This suggests looking at the most recent episode (which was published Friday, January 18th at 1pm EST—the same time Hunt began) and listening to Andy’s headline fact. Andy was gracious enough to word his fact such that the second word would be the answer FREQUENT.


Puzzle 1

Reference puzzle: Funny Shapes

Each funny shape is actually the intersection of two countries (or, in one case, Antarctica). Additionally, the two-letter country abbreviations for these countries have an intersecting letter (the last letter of one is the first letter of the other). By identifying the two countries from the distinctive features of each intersection, solvers should read the intersecting letters in given order to spell the relevant answer, NAFTA.

India / Norway
IN / NO
N
Canada / Australia
CA / AU
A
Afghanistan / France
AF / FR
F
Ethiopia / Turkey
ET / TR
T
Panama / Antarctica
PA / AQ
A


Puzzle 2

Reference puzzle: Back and Forth

These are the answers to the provided clues.

ClueAnswer
Neighbor of Ac and Pa (2)TH
Astronomical unit of length (5-4)LIGHT-YEAR
Songs expressing triumph, from ancient Greece (6)PAEANS
Winter sidewalk-cleaning machine (4, 6)SNOW BLOWER
Use a keyboard (9)TYPEWRITE
Very skilled musician or artist (8)VIRTUOSO
Word with double or indecent (8)EXPOSURE
Hospital’s trauma center, for short (2)ER

TH LIGHT-YEAR PAEANS SNOW BLOWER TYPEWRITE VIRTUOSO EXPOSURE ER
TH    HT  EA   AE NS SN      WE     EWRI    IR   SO    OS RE ER
            

The first and last clues are bigrams, but the rest are longer. Each answer contains a bigram from the previous answer, but reversed, and introduces a new bigram that appears reversed in the following answer. This creates a chain of forward and reverse bigrams. Taking the forward bigrams in order spells “THE ANSWER IS ORE.”


Puzzle 3

Reference puzzle: Hash

The four hashtags are clues.
#DebateTopicISSUE
#EcoFriendlyGREEN
#ExcessiveInterestUSURY
#BoringToolAUGER
These form a hashtag:
                U A
               ISSUE
                U G
               GREEN
                Y R
The four intersections spell the answer, SURE.


Puzzle 4

Reference puzzle: Ready Set Go

Solvers are given several strings followed by enumerated spaces. Each string is actually an interleaved set of three related items. While the order of the three items is random in the interleaved string, the relative position of letters from each item is conserved. As solvers parse the strings into their set of three, they will realize the provided enumerations refer to the name of the group. Reading the highlighted letters top to bottom spells the answer UNEXPANDED.

Interleaved Text Separated Text Categories
TASHIELVOMDIOONRNE ALVIN SIMON THEODORE CHIPMUNKS U
MBECALALCTHSHAPZIARAROR CASPAR MELCHIOR BALTHAZAR WISE MEN N
SVEPSENTNKAGMLNEATRNZ VENKMAN STANTZ SPENGLER GHOSTBUSTERS E
GCHRHAOIRUCCPHOOO GROUCHO CHICO HARPO MARX BROTHERS X
JJACCHARNIKSSEYT JACK JANET CHRISSY THREE'S COMPANY P
VCSATHRNAOIWCLLBOEARRLAYTE CHOCOLATE VANILLA STRAWBERRY NEAPOLITAN A
EIQSUSIOCLSAACLTEEENRLEAESL EQUILATERAL ISOSCELES SCALENE TRIANGLES N
KQJAUCIEKNEGN JACK QUEEN KING FACE CARDS D
MBAAURRRROIYBCIEN BARRY ROBIN MAURICE BEE GEES E
VBISRSHAHHINMVUAA BRAHMA VISHNU SHIVA HINDU TRINITY D


Puzzle 5

Reference puzzle: Tournament

Solvers are shown a tournament bracket with 16 starter words. For each pairing there is a word that fits “in between” the others to create a “Before and After” phrase. Iterating this process through the tournament brackets eventually has the solver looking for a word that completes “Court ____” and “____ Study.” The word that completes both of these phrases is CASE.


Puzzle 6

Reference puzzle: Go At It!

Each clue solves to a 2-letter word.

ClueAnswer
Saudi Arabia’s country codeSA
A, T, C, or GNT
Simile wordAS
64.79891 mg = 1 ___GR
Poet CummingsEE
Calculator brandTI
“___+” or replay in JRPGsNG

NYSE symbol for the maker of Charleston ChewTR
2001 Spielberg movie, for shortAI
47th state, to the USPSNM
18, under NeAR
き or キKI
Velar nasal digraph (ŋ)NG

For exampleEG
Common shorthand for California region home to DisneylandOC
Croatia Airlines, to IATAOU
Microsoft OS until 2000NT
90s medical dramaER
Ma’s partnerPA
Action on twitterRT

BC oppositeAD
“___ Day;” May 8VE
Filename extension for programs written in Matz’s languageRB
Unix command used to become rootSU
255 in hexadecimalFF
Roman nineIX

Combining these bigrams by section will make four new clues:

ClueAnswer
SANTAS GREETINGHO
TRAIN MARKINGRR
EGO COUNTERPARTID
ADVERB SUFFIXLY

The answer is HORRIDLY.


Puzzle 7

Reference puzzle: Watch Me Blow This

Unlike other chess puzzles, the goal here isn’t just for White to win. In fact, it’s Black’s move and has a unique move that will allow White to mate in one move (called “helpmate in one”). For each puzzle, both Black’s and White’s moves are unique. Below are the solutions to each helpmate board:

B1:Rd3-Rd8 W1:Qf4-Qf7#
B1:Bc3-Bh8 W1:Ba8-Be4#
B1:Kd7-Kc8 W1:Qa5-Qc7#
B1:b4-bxa3 W1:b2-b3#
B1:Se5-Sg4 W1:Rf1-Rf3#

Plotting the moves on the board with letters will spell a 10-letter phrase. Since helpmates start with Black’s move, the start and end of each of Black’s moves spell N-U, M-T, O-T, A-N, G-O or “NUM TO TANGO.” According to the popular phrase, it takes TWO to tango (and play chess). Additionally, just in case the solver defaults to plotting White’s moves, the squares spell B-L, A-C, K-M, O-V, E-S or “Black moves” which directs them to investigate Black’s moves for the answer.


Puzzle 8

Reference puzzle: Memory Lane

Solvers see four fishy sentences that seem a little weird. While they may seem like they are cryptic clues, they actually are mnemonic devices to remember common lists. This means that the acrostic of first letters in each sentence will provide the order of items in a list.

Mnemonic (with incorrect word in bold) Group Item Ordering
Cod Quickly Navigate Elevation Collection Around Precinct Seven Hills of Rome CQVECAP
Eels Intonate Deals Going Beyond Expectation Guitar Strings EADGBE
Habitual Albacores Always Deliver Elegant Presents Representing Precious Stones Of Token Times Birthstones GAADEPRPSOTT
Ice Peaks Make Thriving Turtles Copulate Cell Cycle Phases IPMATC

The incorrect words are each in a unique position within each mnemonic. When reordered by position, the words are HABITUAL, INTONATE, NAVIGATE, and THRIVING. Reading the acrostic formed by the first letters of each incorrect word spells the answer HINT.


Puzzle 9

Reference puzzle: Blocks

IMAHOGANY
MNARIGOLD
DASFFODIL
SHAEMROCK
LARKCSPUR
WISTETRIA
AMARANITH
HIBISCUOS
MAGNOLIAN

This is a sudoku puzzle but uses colors instead of numbers. Using the given information, solvers can color the entire grid while adherring to normal sudoku rules. Reading the letters from each color left to right spells 9 plant-related color words, but each word has one letter inserted. The insertion is in a unique position for each word. Ordering by placement of the inserted letter and reading the inserted letters reveals the answer INSECTION.


Puzzle 10

Reference puzzle: Twelve Grids of Pictures

Solvers see 12 sets of 6 pictures arranged into 2x3 grids. Each set refers to a gifted object in the song “12 Days of Christmas.” However, only certain pictures within each set are accurate depictions of the object while others are wrong. Once solvers identify the correct pictures they will notice that they make valid Braille patterns within each 2x3 grid. Reading the Braille in the given order will translate to “LADIES ON X DAY” which gives the answer NINTH.


Puzzle 11

Reference puzzle: The Resistance

Each circuit provides a starting voltage, several resistors, and a voltmeter displaying the voltage drop across a particular resistor. Resistors do not list their value, but instead are labeled using country codes. Each country’s flag contains three horizontal bands which can be interpreted as the three bands color-coding a resistor. By substituting in the values for each labeled resistor the solver can calculate the total current and determine the missing resistance for the unlabeled resistors. Using this value, solvers can determine the band colors for the unlabeled resistor and map it to a country’s flag. With the name of the country identified, solvers extract the answer by indexing into the country name according to the value displayed on the voltmeter. Doing so generates the answer GRIND, which fits for a puzzle about resistances.

Sample resistor calculator
  • RGA = Gabon → Green/Yellow/Blue = 54 MΩ
  • RAM = Armenia → Red/Blue/Orange = 0.026 MΩ
  • RSL = Sierra Leone → Green/White/Blue = 59 MΩ

  • VGA = VAM = (Vtotal − 4V) → VGA = VAM = (4.0376V − 4V) = 0.0376V
  • Itotal = (VGA/RGA) + (VAM/RAM) → (0.0376/54) + (0.0376/0.026) = 1.4471
  • Itotal = (4/R?) + (4/RSL) → 1.4471 = (4/R?) + (4/59)
  • R? = (4/(1.4471 − (4/59))) = 2.9 MΩ
  • R? = 2.9 MΩ → Red/White/Green = Hungary → G
  • RLT = Lithuania → Yellow/Green/Red = 4.5 kΩ

  • VLT = (Vtotal − 6V) → (8.8421V − 6V) = 2.8421V
  • Itotal = (VLT/RLT) = (6/R?) → (2.8421/4.5)
  • R? = (27/(2.8421) = 9.5 kΩ
  • R? = 9.5 kΩ → White/Green/Red = Bulgaria → R
  • RCO = Columbia → Yellow/Blue/Red = 4.6 kΩ
  • RAT = Austria → Red/White/Red = 2.9 kΩ

  • VCO = (Vtotal − 5V) → (15.3269V − 5V) = 10.3269V
  • Itotal = (VCO/RCO) → (10.3269/4.6) = 2.245
  • Itotal = (5/R?) + (5/RAT) → 2.245 = (5/R?) + (5/2.9)
  • R? = (5/(2.245 − (5/2.9))) = 9.6 kΩ
  • R? = 9.6 kΩ → White/Blue/Red = Russia → I
  • RLV = Latvia → Red/White/Red = 2.9 kΩ
  • RAT = Austria → Red/White/Red = 2.9 kΩ
  • RLT = Lithuania → Yellow/Green/Red = 4.5 kΩ

  • VLV = VAT = (Vtotal − 5V) → VLV = VAT = (256.6111V − 5V) = 251.6111V
  • Itotal = (VLV/RLV) + (VAT/RAT) → (251.6111/2.9) + (251.6111/2.9) = 173.5249
  • Itotal = (5/R?) + (5/RLT) → 173.5249 = (5/R?) + (5/4.5)
  • R? = (5/(173.5249 − (5/4.5))) = 0.029 kΩ
  • R? = 0.029 kΩ → Red/White/Black = Yemen → N
  • RLU = Luxembourg → Red/White/Blue = 29 MΩ
  • RBO = Bolivia → Red/Yellow/Green = 2.4 MΩ

  • VLU = (Vtotal − 5V) → VLU = (88.0647V − 5V) = 83.0647V
  • Itotal = (VLU/RLU) → (83.0647/29) = 2.8643
  • Itotal = (5/R?) + (5/RBO) → 2.8643 = (5/R?) + (5/2.4)
  • R? = (5/(2.864 − (5/2.4))) = 6.4 MΩ
  • R? = 6.4 MΩ → Blue/Yellow/Green = Rwanda → D


Puzzle 12

Reference puzzle: Rectangles

Each row of rectangles represents cartoon characters in a minimalist style. One character within each set is starred. The identification for each set is as follows:

Futurama
Professor Farnsworth
Zoidberg
Leela
Bender
Fry
Amy
Hermes
Rugrats
Tommy
Chuckie
Angelica
Phil
Lil
Bob’s Burgers
Tina
Gene
Bob
Linda
Louise
RWBY
Ruby Rose
Weiss Schnee
Blake Belladonna
Yang Xiao Long
Disenchantment
Elfo
Bean
Luci
American Dad
Roger
Francine
Stan
Klaus
Hayley
Steve
Spongebob Squarepants
Squidward
Sandy
Patrick
Spongebob

Looking at the starred characters and reading the first letters in given order spells the answer, ACTRESS.


Puzzle 13

Reference puzzle: FJF,S

The key (pun intended) to this puzzle is looking at keyboard layouts. Each presented string is a word typed on a keyboard but shifted one key in a direction. Solvers should first decrypt the words and note the direction of the shift.

String Shift Direction Translation
LRUNPSTF
DJOGYD
ZBKA
FLJGD
VYR
DSFGLS
SD
EPTL,SM
Left
Left
Upright
Upleft
Right
Upright
Left
Left
KEYBOARD
SHIFTS
SHOW
ROUTE
BUT
RETYPE
AS
WORKMAN

The translated words provide the instruction for solvers to use the shift directions to move the fish through the presented grid. Doing so provides the string “SVLLF;JG.”

Following the original instruction, solvers should decrypt the path string by converting it to the Workman keyboard layout. Doing so will reveal the fitting answer SCOOTING.


Puzzle 14

Reference puzzle: The Wheels Go Round and Round

Solvers see two sets of clues, seven in the top group and six in the bottom group. Each answer in the top group solves to a word of unique length; these are provided in alphabetical order by answer. Clues in the bottom group also solve to answers of unique lengths, though notably the answer which is five characters long is missing. Each answer in the bottom group is the same as an answer in the top group when the last letter is moved to the front of the word. Following this pattern, solvers can move the D in DANTE to the end of the word to create the missing answer ANTED.

Clue (Top) Answer Clue (Bottom) Answer
The Price Is Right prize for Lucky Seven game CAR Multi-episode story ARC
Apiece EACH Body pain ACHE
He described 9 circles DANTE ?????
Vertical distance HEIGHT Penultimate inning in baseball EIGHTH
Come out from EMANATE Sea cow MANATEE
Conduct to incite rebellion SEDITION Versions of texts EDITIONS
Variety or chosen assortment SELECTION Organized voting of candidates to political office ELECTIONS