Osric - "How are troops getting in there
now?"
Ilk - "The same way that they got in
before."
Osric - "How is that?"
Ilk - "I don't know."
"Princess Chandra will have that shield down, we've just got to give her more time!"
"The odds against a Chaos Beastmaster running across the Pattern wielding a Logrus blade are..." "Never tell me the odds!"
It is opined that the screaming, charging Warrior's Guild are probably scruffy-looking types in Corellian clothing.
It's too bad we didn't bring Brand. "When last we met, I was but the student. Now, I am the master." "Only the master of evil, Brand."
Norton borrowing the Logrus blade from Suhuy ... "I'll bring it back, not a scratch on it." "Why do I have the feeling I'm not going to see it again?"
"Doing this without Osric, would make this the shortest offensive in history"
On Ilk coming in the fish, "You came in that thing? You are braver than I thought!"
Gwen: "If you strike me down I'll become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
Ingold to Cassandra before taking over her mind to raise her father's Patttern in the room: "Kiss me once, for luck."
Mandor and Norton on opening the door: "We need a human sacrifice." "She's no good to me dead." "Chaos will compensate you for your loss if she dies."
When Cailin lost his limbs. "Great Hunter, great. Always thinking with your stomach."
[Look! Up in the sky! It's a squiggle! It's a pattern! It's
SuperPattern...]
[But did he draw it with a Kryptonite Jewel of Judgement?]
["Who was that masked pattern?"]
["We can rebuild her. We have the Logrus."]
Cassandra - "Yes?"
Jesby - "I have an offer for you."
Cassandra - "What is it?"
Jesby - "There are a number of us going on a suicide mission, and I
thought that you might like to come along."
[Cathryne is toast]
[Martin is going to have to become King of Rebma]
[Welcome to the Dark Side. Here's your hat. Would you like a
drink?]
Context: Cassandra, Cailin, and Amaranth gated a deady,
unstoppable opponent to Cathryne (who was locked in a library in Rebma
at the time) in order to get it out of their way.
[Yeti being a language with only one syllable, "Aaaaaah!"]
Verra has left the window.
Cailin - "You never said he was your dad."
Tate - "Well, he asked me not to."
I think there's something wrong with the line. I hope there's
something wrong with the line.
When an elder god calls you, you accept the charges.
When the Serpent calls, he calls collect.
Celeste - "What would you like to see get thrown through the gate?"
Jean - "Bunnies."
Caine - "How often do you see me walking into blind alleys?"
Ilk - "I don't know you very well. You might do it all the time."
Raven - "He's got a point."
Jean, to Flora: "Mom? Why is the trump screaming?"
"This is the guy who tried to take over the world?"
"How do you know that it's really Faythe in there?"
"It says Faythe on her collar."
"We're redheads! Psyche, not endurance! Psyche, not endurance!"
"Your ladder has training wheels, kid!"
"What if Faythe stopped to kneel half-way through the Pattern?"
"Fuck it, I'll make a new kid."
"Squeal like the unicorn you are!"
"I may not care much about my family, but I like my stuff."
Norton's like a corpse YMCA, a death hostel.
"Play gravity with me!" (If you toss shapeshifters into the air, they just might not fall down.)
"Unkink the Pattern and use it as a wall around the castle!" "Moat! Moat, I say."
"I'm just a power-twinkie from an alternate universe. What could I possibly do wrong?"
Cassandra: "You have a sword?"
Gil: "Yeah..."
Cassandra: "Come on through."
"Massah - why you call me grasshopper?" "Because you ugly, like a bug!"
Dworkin: "You're playing with me, aren't you? It's Suhuy. Suhuy did it,
Suh.. ah, Suhuy?"
Suhuy: "Yes, brother. I did it."
Merlin: "Yes, it was him."
Suhuy: "What did I do?"
Merlin: "Um... you made the Logrus stop."
Suhuy: "Oh, right, yes, I did that. No problem. See, I can do it
again."
The overpowered, alternate Merlin blocks off the Logrus again.
Suhuy: "See? no problem."
Dworkin: "Humph. You've got all the fun powers."
Cathryn: "...and Oberon"
Benedict: "King Oberon"
Cathryn: "I'm getting to that part."
(After explaining to Theraat that she couldn't survive the Logrus)
Cathryn: "I, on the other hand, could have access to both powers if I
chose to do so."
Zack: "You could?"
Cathryn: "You don't know? I'm Random's daughter."
Zack: "Congratulations!"
Cathryn: "Congratulations? For what?"
It must be a kinder, gentler, wimpier Logrus here. Named Bob.
Joe the Abyss -- He'll never amount to anything, always in the hole...
Stormy, the drug
Cathryn: "You know, you don't sound like any Oberon I've met."
Oberon: "There is only one Oberon."
Cathryn: "That's what you think, buddy."
"What have you done?" - Stormy
"I'm not sure if there's been a language invented quite yet to describe
it - I'm working on it" - Melchizedik, the Time Lord
The GM is a liar. Melk is a liar, too.
"If you don't hurry up, I'll have to rewind - we're running out of magic
here. Several magic-based races have been dispelled and eaten... And
there went the Pattern" - Melchizedik
(One of the PCs, with the help of a few friends, including the Time
Lord, were trying to break a pair of grey spheres created by Clarissa to
pent Fiona and Bleys. This was the result. Clarissa is way too
powerful in this campaign)
Theraat worries about the morality of killing folks. Cathryn and Flora explain that the mall cops aren't Real. "Oh, they're illusions?" "Something like that."
Cathryn: "The Julian here isn't from this universe - he's from a third
one."
Zack: "You've been travelling a bit?"
Cathryn: "Not on purpose."
"Home! *slap* Mosquitoes!" - Flora
"Malachai and his bondage women"
"Hurry up, marry her, and get her pregnant so you can leave her at home."
"Toon Infestation? Call the Dworkin Man!"
The GM is a liar.
(It's a long story. If you don't know, don't ask.)
(Theraat has just drawn a weapon on an alternate Julian, for trying to
explain the power that Amberites have over Shadows.)
Theraat: "Flora - could you advise me?"
Flora: "Try the pepperoni; the onions will give you gas."
Aramek: "Kill him!"
Cathryn: "How do you know Suhuy? He's the Logrus-Master!"
Theraat: "He's my math teacher."
Cathryn: "Suhuy taught you and he didn't mention the Logrus?"
Theraat: "So Logrus is a noun?"
Theraat: "So, tell me more about this logrus-thing."
Flora: "Suhuy keeps it"
Theraat:"He keeps it chained up?"
Flora: "It keeps him chained up."
Cathryn: "No, no, no. She just walked the Pattern, we need to start with
basics."
Theraat: "Oh, the thing with the lines?"
"Mandrakes of Our Lives"
(mandrake roots became a profound part of the section of the run
commonly referred to as "The AD&D run" due to a particularly long
dungeon crawl)
"I'm dead, I can't own property - I hate that!" -- a stick
(Questions about Aramek)
Arielle: "Does it have a parent?"
Zack: "We aren't even sure what species it is."
Auricle: "We met it as a giant spider."
"It is my honor and duty to announce Theraat, daughter of Vail, son of Caine - your brother, remember?" - Flora to a King Random
"Who gets to tell Caine his sailors aren't that tough?" - Ingold
(Gerard was wrestling one of Cassandra's house-sized Sha'um)
Cassandra: "Gerard, let go!"
Gerard: "I will win!"
Cassandra: "You will die!"
(Gerard flips the cat twice)
Cassandra: "Leave my cats alone!"
Gerard: "It attacked me! I will win!"
The rest of the quotes from this run are from the Rivka/Benedict scene directly before Rivka teleported into the Sea of Chance. Background: Rivka was publically having an affair with Benedict. Here's the entire scene from the logs.
Rivka: "I believe that you are my father."
Benedict: "At least there was no issue, that's not as bad as what Eric and
Flora did... there was no issue, right?"
Benedict, resignedly: "You haven't been enjoying the company of any of our
other brothers."
Rivka, meekly contemplative: "Well... that doesn't count..."
Benedict, enraged: "Names, I want names!"
Rivka: "Well, there was Julian, but I was just marking time..."
Rivka: "And there was Mikail, but that was a charity case..."
Rivka: "And Rhiannon. I told her first."
Benedict extracts from Rivka that he was neither a charity case nor a way to pass the time, but that he is "technically proficient, at least by [her] standards"
Rivka: "Well, that's why I didn't tell you - you would have stopped sleeping with me."
Rivka: "What should I do now?
Benedict: "Run. Hide."
Benedict, clearly searching for a way to keep Rivka alive: "So, if I kill Rhiannon, Bleys,..." Rivka interrupts: "Don't kill Rhiannon!"
Zack: "I had a little run-in with Caine's new cabin boy"
Malachai: "I heard you got the best of it"
Zack: "I'd like to find out who told you that and thank them"
Stormy: "Oh, you're one of the stuck ones."
Rivka: "What do you mean, stuck?"
Stormy: "A god - you reached a plateau and got stuck. I used to be a
god, but I got better."
Rivka: "Have you met my mom yet?"
(Rivka's mom is Clarissa. Stuck is not a good word to describe her.)
(Zack and Corwin chat while Zack is fighting Aramek)
Corwin: "Zack - finish him off and come on!"
Zack: "I'm enjoying it too much!"
Corwin: "Are you aware that you're standing in and almost completely encircled
with fire?"
Zack: "I'll get marshmallows!"
Corwin: "Fine, I'll do something about it!"
Zack: "No no no! I've almost got him!"
Corwin: "No time left!"
"You're a potential firebug!" - Turvalen to Sharra, a fire goddess
Introductions:
"Verra, Demon Goddess" - Verra
"Mikail, cross-shadow attitude." - Mikail
"You're a new god?" - Verra
"Nope. I prefer demons." - Mikail to Verra
(in response to Verra's question as to whether Sharra is one of his
angels)
"This is all that I did -- Sethra"
(A note that Mikail found in his head after being mentally-frobbed to
stand on his head in the corner of the room.)
"I don't know. I just invite them to tea, and they come or die." -- Clarissa to Cathryn and Rivka