"Yeh baby! Hello Victim One." Sean looks at the smelly gray rodent squirming on the sticky sheet. "Hey Joey, look what I just got."
    Joey manages a smile, and an  "Oh great." and goes back to munching on his carrot.
He didn't give a shit about the whole thing, but didn't want to hurt Sean's feelings too much.
Sean pulls at its legs.
        "Man this thing is really stuck in there. You could probably pull its legs right off its body. Hehe. You think they'll wiggle a bit by themselves? That'd be funny." His grin disappears, "Uh-oh."  There was Rachael, giving him an icy stare.
        "Don't you dare do that." she says as she comes in for a closer look. "Ohh, it's so adorable.".
Sean starts pulling harder on the legs and the mouse starts  squirming and squeaking like crazy.
Rachael tries to grab it from him, and ends up chasing him around the kitchen table until her breathe runs out.
        "Ah whatever," she holds onto the counter for support, "you always end up doing what you want to anyway. I might as well save my energy."
      "Good girl. Ok, now let me see how we can dispose of the little monster.." Sean holds the trap upside down and shakes it a bit,  trying to come up with a creative way to kill the mouse.
      "Any nice, painless ideas Rachael?" He adds sarcastically. "Like maybe starting a Save the Mouse campaign? Hehe."