"Hello?"
"Well, Jason's run off again."
"What are you calling me for?"
"What do you mean, 'what are you calling me for'?  You're his father!"
"I mean, why aren't you out looking for him!"
"I'm on my cell phone, driving down the road, looking for my baby that never ran off before you and your stupid custody battle!"
"What's this 'stupid custody battle'?  You can't keep track of your own kid for a week without him running off!  I still say you're an unfit mother."
"Don't even start on me today, John."