"So, are you going to come help look for you son or not?"
"Come on, Missy.  He's a growing boy.  They're suppose to be adventuresome.  I use to wander the forest behind my parents house as a kid.  It's not like you live in a dangerous area."
"So is that a no?"
"Besides, if I were him, I'd need a break from you from time to time."
"You're a bastard, did you know that, John?"