"...Hm.  Whip cream sounds fun.  When did you say you're getting home?"
"I'm going down Oak Street now.  Oh, look, a speed zone.  I'd better slow down."
"You are a teaze.  Just a horrible, horrible teaze."
"I wouldn't say I was a horrible teaze.  I'd say I was pretty damn good at it."
"Wouldn't it make more sense to go fast in a speed zone?"
"Good things come to those who wait...  wait a minute!  I think someone is breaking into the jewelry store!"
"Getting inventive with our teazing, are we?"
"No, I'm serious.  I'm going to call the police.  See you in a bit, sweety."