We are conveniently located on the forty-first floor of building 62. Our hall has three sections: Munroe, Hayden, and Wood. Wood is clothing optional at all times. We also have a full kitchen with 3 oven/stoves, a microwave, a toaster oven, a George Foreman Grill, and a huge ass chopping block.

We have three lounges: The Blacklight Lounge (located between Munroe and Hayden), The Kitchen Lounge (located between Hayden and Wood), and The Shackleton Lounge (located in the next frame of reference, accesible via the lifting theorm).

The Blacklight Lounge is yearly repainted during hall rush, and features a stripper pole, lounging couches, a manhole bolted to the wall, a nice sound system (much to the chagrin of those CHUDs on 3rd West), and a newly redesigned aquarium/bar.

The Kitchen Lounge has some dinner tables for eating or working (depending on how many semesters of Pass/No Record you have or if Roberto is making food), a nice coffee table, a fashionable television cabinet, several books of questionable content, and a Dungeons and Dragons Clue game (which we have no fucking clue how it got there, but some Random Hall kids who were my partners for 6.170 squeeled when they saw it I shit you not.)

The Shackleton Lounge, more than just a state of mind, it is a way of life. Inquire about the Shakletonian Operator, or just honor the greatest explorer of all, Sir Ernest H. Shackleton.

In one of our closets, we once had a shrine to Elvis, but some jerk-face construction workers and maids ruined it. We have since salvaged what we could, and are currently rebuilding this sacred site, in a new closet safe from the horrors and fears of repair or cleanliness.

Unlike our quiet-hour-having, white-walled, weird-slug-fascination-having neighbor across the courtyard, our walls are covered in murals, some dating back to the 1970's at least.

We allow smoking on our hall, and although not all residents smoke, we are basically all about people just doing whatever the fuck they want to do. But denizens here are really laid back, and if you don't want smoke in your room, no problem.

We also have several cats who live with some of the people on the hall. They are adorable as fuck, and playing with cats is a hell of a lot more fun than a problem set.

FUCK THAT SHIT