About the shirts:
1. HANESTM 100% Preshrunk Cotton T-shirts
2. Made in the U.S.A.
3. List 5 essential keys to design
The 5 keys are....
| Maximize Aquatic Avian Linearity | Get Your Ducks in a Row |
| Maximize Avian Termination With a Minimum Number of Projectiles | Killing Two Birds With One Stone |
| Lacerate Bovine Growth Product | Cut the B.S. |
| Minimize Deceased Equine Flagellation | ? (only Alex Knows) |
| Impactus Maximus Ad Gluteus Maximus | Kick butt! |