A FEW MONTHS LATER, ON THE PHONE

LYN

	Marge?
	Guess what?
	I'm pregnant!
	We're thrilled!
	Even though we had planned to wait.

	Bob's been singing "Having My Baby" all day.
	I told him, "Keep sing that and I will throw up.
	Again."

	No, I haven't told the office, it might affect my job.  This
	morning I threw up at a board meeting.  I was sure the cat was
	out of the bag, but no one seemed to think anything about it;
	apparently it's quite common for people to throw up 
	at board meetings.

	What!  How great!  You helped?  How?

	Bob, Pam and Edie are having a baby, too!
	Artificial insemination.  Marge says it was easy.
	They used a turkey baster, and now they're letting nature
	take its course.