ONE MORNING AT BREAKFAST

LYN

	Sweetheart, be honest-do you think I'm a good
	mother?  I mean, do you find it hard sometimes to tell the
	twins apart?
	Hildy says that I mix them up; of course, it's her word against
	mine.  We're not going to push them, but I want them to 
	have all the things we never had.  Pam and Edie are already
	giving Ivan violin lessons
	and they're signing him up for a Tiny Tot
	Transformation Seminar.

	It's expensive, but let's sign up the twins.
	Listen, I've got to run.  Hildy will be here any minute.
	Don't worry, I'm getting an assistant.
	I've asked Sindell.  Take some of the work load off.

	Oh, no!  Look at this-we bought the same bag again.