CONSCIOUSNESS-RAISING SESSION
MARGE
Okay, Edie, you say you don't see any flaws,
but I'm looking at my breasts,
I'm looking at Lyn's--and
they do not point upwards like they're "supposed to."
LYN
Marge, I just don't give a shit anymore.
EDIE
Hey, and mine aren't even big enough to point in any
direction, and I never did give a shit,
and who says we need to shave under our arms?
Ta-dah!
MARGE
Oh, no! What is that--Spanish moss? How did you manage that
much growth? I mean, the Women's Movement is still young.
EDIE
Your plant food, Marge ... and a Gro-Lite.
LYN
Body hair! A sure way to tell the radicals from the
middle-of-the-roaders, like me.
Maybe I could let hair grow a few days on my legs, but under
the arms? Edie, you're probably on some FBI list of the
politically dangerous;
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