Jack Florey Purity Test

The most newly-added questions are followed by (*).

"Sex" is defined as oral, anal, and/or vaginal sex. Ditto for "slept with."

ALL TECHNICALITIES COUNT

Have you ever:

Section 1: Sex

• 1. seen a porn movie in the lounge?
• 2. rented a porn movie for the lounge?
• 3. given a backrub to a fellow hall member?
• 4. dreamed/fantasized about hall members?
• 5. watched activites in open west parallel windows?
• 6. shared a bed with a fellow hall member without anything steamy happening?
• 7. had sex with a hall member?
• 8. had sex with multiple hall members at once?
• 9. failed to have sex with a fellow hall member due to excessive drunkenness? (*)
• 10. faked it with another hall member?
• 11. cheated on your boyfriend/girlfriend?
• 12. seduced a fellow hall member who had broken up less than a week previously?
• 13. seduced a fellow hall member who had broken up less than a month previously?
• 14. been happy the Bemis showers were so small?
• 15. been happy the Walcott showers were so large?
• 16. used the DSR for its intended purpose?

Section 2: Hacking

• 17. gone hacking with hall members?
• 18. been involved in Orange Tours?
• 19. led an Orange Tour?
• 20. been the official "figurehead" of the Orange Tours?
• 21. ledged into your own room?
• 22. given a ledge tour?
• 23. ledged in the nude?(*)
• 24. been able to get on to the roof by yourself?
• 25. impersonated Jack Florey not during Orange Tours?
• 26. broken into the cages in the basement?
• 27. been involved in a major (published) institute hack?
• 28. dropped anything heavier than your head off an MIT rooftop?

Section 3: Criminal Activities

• 29. tormented 4E?
• 30. bought alcohol for underage hall members?
• 31. been ordered off the ledge by an administrative type?
• 32. had to talk to campus police about hall activities?
• 33. been summoned by the house manager?
• 34. been summoned by the housemasters? (*)
• 35. sold weapons to hall members?
• 36. been arrested?
• 37. sold drugs to fellow hall members?

Section 4: Drugs

• 38. drank 10 or more cups of coffee a day for at least a week?
• 39. gotten drunk at a hall party?
• 40. thrown up in the Bemis bathroom?
• 41. ended up at medical, or some other hospital, due to drug/alcohol use? (*)
• 42. played November games on 5E?
• 43. lived in a "smoke-filled" room?
• 44. gone on a hall trip?
• 45. given "The MIT tour?"
• 46. used hall funds for drugs?

Section 5: Destruction

• 47. been showered for freshman shower night?
• 48. showered freshmen on shower night?
• 49. had a snowball fight on the hall?
• 50. dropped the ultrabuster?
• 51. dropped or rolled it on yourself?
• 52. funnelated the west parallel?
• 53. broken a window with the funnelator?
• 54. left residue from funnelation for weeks afterwards?
• 55. launched fireworks at the west parallel?
• 56. participated in a hall waterfight?
• 57. set a table on fire?
• 58. filled the hall with smoke?
• 59. destroyed an EXIT sign?
• 60. put a hole in the wall?
• 61. repaired such a hole?
• 62. exploded anything in the volleyball court?
• 63. exploded three different substances in 24 hours?
• 64. drawn a pentagram on the hall? (any substance counts)

Section 6: Hall Events

• 65. gone out to eat with more than twelve hall members at once?
• 66. roadtripped with other hall members?
• 67. gone to Bad Taste with the hall?
• 68. registered a hall party?
• 69. thrown a hall party?
• 70. worked a hall party?
• 71. worked a hall freshman?
• 72. thrown a FAC?
• 73. given a Florey award?
• 74. received a Florey award?
• 75. hosted a hole at bar golf?
• 76. stripped at saturnalia? (*)
• 77. painted a hall mural (Bemis counts)?
• 78. painted a fellow hall member?
• 79. participated in an orgy with hall members? (*)

Section 7: Miscellaneous

• 80. written _The_Children_of_Florey_?
• 81. owned a Florey shirt?
• 82. owned a different Florey shirt for every day of the week?
• 83. put the hall as your first choice in EC rooming selection?
• 84. played a networked video game with other hall members?
• 85. played a trading-card game with fellow hall members?
• 86. been asked to turn down/off your music?
• 87. turned off other hall members to your music after repeated playing?
• 88. been pressured by hall members to do something you wouldn't do otherwise? (buying bokkins counts)
• 89. drawn the Krotus symbol from memory?
• 90. elaborately planned something for the hall that never happened? (i.e. the lounge pool, a hack, etc.)
• 91. been without off-hall MIT friends?
• 92. spent a week or more without leaving the hall? (*)
• 93. sent an anonymous message to florey?
• 94. been on Academic Probation?
• 95. bought or sold a soul with fellow hall members?
• 96. been sacrificed to Krotus? (*)
• 97. sacrificed someone else to Krotus? (*)
• 98. meditated on the image of Krotus for multiple hours? (*)
• 99. gotten a permanent Krotus tattoo?
• 100. spent the night asleep in the lounge?