Mark one point for every "yes" answer. Your purity score is 100 minus this number.
Every item has been done by either a current or previous hall resident.
The most newly-added questions are followed by (*).
"Sex" is defined as oral, anal, and/or vaginal sex. Ditto for "slept with."
ALL TECHNICALITIES COUNT
Have you ever:
SECTION 1: Sex
1. seen a porn movie in the lounge?
2. acquired a porn movie for the lounge?
3. given a backrub to a fellow hall member?
4. dreamed/fantasized about hall members?
5. watched activities in open west parallel windows?
6. shared a bed with a fellow hall member without anything steamy happening?
7. had sex with a hall member?
8. had sex with multiple hall members at once?
9. failed to have sex with a fellow hall member due to excessive drunkenness?
10. faked it with another hall member?
11. seduced a fellow hall member who had broken up less than a week previously?
12. been happy the Bemis showers were so small?
13. been happy the Walcott showers were so large?
14. engaged in tactical masturbation for non-sexual purposes? (*)
15. harassed someone while they were having sex on hall? (*)
16. used the DSR for its intended purpose?
SECTION 2: Hacking
17. gone hacking with hall members?
18. been involved in Orange Tours?
19. been a Head Jack?
20. been Fearless?
21. ledged into your own room?
22. ledged in the nude?
23. been able to get on to the roof by yourself?
24. impersonated Jack Florey not during Orange Tours?
25. been involved in a major (published at least in the Tech) institute hack?
26. been caught while hacking? (*)
27. dropped anything heavier than your head off an MIT rooftop?
76. owned a Florey shirt?
77. owned a different Florey shirt for every day of the week?
SECTION 3: Criminal Activies
28. tormented 3E? (*)
29. bought alcohol for underage hall members?
30. been ordered off the ledge by an administrative type?
31. had to talk to campus police about hall activities?
32. been summoned by the house manager?
33. been summoned by the housemasters?
34. been arrested?
35. sold drugs to fellow hall members?
36. tidied up hall before an official inspection? (*)
37. spun fire in the courtyard? (*)
SECTION 4: Drugs
38. gotten drunk at a hall party?
39. thrown up in the Bemis bathroom?
40. taken care of a drunk hall member? (*)
41. ended up at medical, or some other hospital, due to drug/alcohol use?
42. played pong on 5E? (*)
43. played pong before 5PM? (*)
44. gotten someone completely naked during pong? (*)
45. missed class because of a wake-n-bake? (*)
46. played November games on 5E?
47. gone on a hall trip?
48. given "The MIT tour"?
SECTION 5: Destruction
49. been showered for freshman shower night?
50. showered freshmen on shower night?
51. had a snowball fight on the hall?
52. dropped the ultrabuster?
53. funnelated the west parallel?
54. launched fireworks at the west parallel?
55. participated in a hall waterfight (not shower night)?
56. set a table on fire?
57. filled the hall with smoke?
58. punched/kicked a hole in the wall?
59. repaired such a hole?
60. followed through on stabsies? (*)
61. exploded anything in the volleyball court?
SECTION 6: Hall Events
62. gone out to eat with more than twelve hall members at once?
63. roadtripped with other hall members?
64. hosted a hall party? (*)
65. monitored a hall party? (*)
66. bartended at a hall party? (*)
67. thrown a FAC?
68. given a Florey award?
69. received a Florey award?
70. hosted a hole at bar golf?
71. performed at the Saturnalia strip show?
72. painted a hall mural (Bemis counts)?
73. painted a fellow hall member?
74. participated in an orgy with hall members?
75. written _The_Children_of_Florey_?
SECTION 7: Miscellaneous
78. owned a Krotus shirt? (*)
79. owned some other piece of Krotus swag? (*)
80. put the hall as your first choice in EC rooming selection?
81. played a networked video game with other hall members?
82. played a trading-card game with fellow hall members?
83. been asked to turn down/off your music?
84. turned off other hall members to your music after repeated playing?
85. been pressured by hall members to do something you wouldn't do otherwise?
86. drawn the Krotus symbol from memory?
87. elaborately planned something for the hall that never happened? (i.e. the lounge pool, a hack, etc.)
88. spent a week or more without leaving the hall?
89. sent an anonymous message to florey?
90. been on Academic Probation?
91. came back to 5E after being on leave? (*)
92. been sacrificed to Krotus?
93. sacrificed someone else to Krotus?
94. meditated on the image of Krotus for multiple hours?
95. gotten a permanent Krotus tattoo?
96. spent the night asleep in the lounge?
97. been a hall chair? (*)
98. given a frosh/prefrosh a tour of hall? (*)
99. been called by a nickname (that you acquired on 5E) more than your actual name? (*)
100. lived in 666? (*)
AND...subtract a point for every hall member you've slept with beyond the
first (they don't have to be living here now).
Enter the number of hall members you've slept with after the first:
Last significant modification for content (including starred questions) by Ben "Fuzzy" Weissmann
The old purity test is here
Fifth East / florey@mit.edu