1.
Mad cows ride to France,
Ebola to Pakistan,
hell in a hand-cart.
2.
Gunfire in Kashmir
Smoke filling a new clear dawn
Forming mushroom clouds
3.
Diazinon is
a lot like Sarin nerve gas--
killing flies, fleas...us.
4.
Race for the White House
Rabbit Bush and Tortoise Gore
Every vote counts
5.
President Bush or
President Gore? Could these two
spark new Civil War?
6.
Gore's only appeal
A Florida Supreme Court
Options are dwindling
7.
Utah's Karl Malone
Needs eight to pass Chamberlain
Next, Abdul-Jabbar?
8.
Investors worried
With speech on interest rates
Greenspan moves markets
9.
Justice Texas-style
Record number thirty-nine
Lethal injection
10.
Election quicksands
Recounting and recounting
Our patience concedes
11.
Texas executes
Forty guilty in one year
Human slaughterhouse
12.
From his "motherland"
Fujimori thumbs his nose
Land of razzing son
13.
Don't forget us, Al
We're here in America
Keeping hope alive
14.
Supreme Court ends it.
Throws football into grandstand.
No game without ball.
15.
Gore gives up weapons.
Will fight no more for four years.
Lawyers going home.
16.
Gore gives up the ghost
Humble concession address
"What's best for country"
17.
Governor George Bush
Not too enthusiastic
Narrow victory
18.
Don't envy George Bush
Nation sharply divided
Four years of "what ifs"
19.
TV talking heads
Election is now over
What can they say now?
20.
Senate on seesaw
An elephant eyes Breaux's seat
Bush tugs on John's arm
21.
Sit in the office,
Destroyer of land and sea,
Make women weaker.
22.
A lot like Reagan,
No meetings over an hour.
One page is too long.
23.
Compassionate man,
Conservative idiot,
Oxymoron fait.
24.
A mass seduction
Dumbs down our society.
He wins, not for long.
25.
Tire spits mud on truck
Truck drives tire over pothole
Firestone vs. Ford
26.
Candidates debate
Bush and Gore have one question:
Where are the groupies?
27.
President-elect
Scared stiff eyes stare dead ahead
Bush looks overwhelmed
28.
George W. Bush
New intelligence benchmark
"President Dan Quayle?"
29.
Uncle Sam twists arms
Peace accord breaks down again
Uncle $am sells arms