1.
health? and services?
Tommy Thompson has no clue
(not sure he's human)
2.
Champagne bubbles rise
like gas prices. Dubya looms.
Apocalypse now?
3.
Stock market surges.
Interest rates going down.
God playing Greenspan.
4.
Happy New Year, all!
Sober up just in time for
Paying heating bills.
5.
No peace, Middle East
Fifty years death and discord
Getting worse with time
6.
Shovels start to turn
Probing depths on Bush people
Digging up the dirt
7.
National forecast
Fairbanks: snow, Phoenix: sunny
Washington: gridlock
8.
Clinton almost done
Having fun in his last days
Last minute good deeds
9.
Dubya's new posse
They are all conservatives
Diversity, HA!
10.
Recession worries
Economy's growth slows down
Recession means shrink
11.
Election '04
Voting machine's screen lights up
Oh no--it's Windows!
12.
Justice Department
Says U.S. Judge Not Biased
Against Microsoft
13.
W. fights back.
Speaks out against opponents:
"Get off my Ashcroft!"
14.
Clinton almost done
Having fun in his last days
What's her name this time?
15.
Clinton almost done
Hillary just beginning
So what else is new?
16.
Dubya's moving in
Socks the cat is moving out
Who is the smarter?
17.
Republicans rule
Blanding of America
It is now the law
18.
I am having an
Eighties flashback 'cause Dubya
Wants to be Ray-gun
19.
Oil wells and no oil
Cowboy hats and no cattle
Smiles that are just teeth
20.
A new president
Can only be decided
Among those who count
21.
What is a haiku?
Just seventeen syllables
To challenge your mind.
22.
Black Tie And Boots Ball
Newcomers learn a new dance
The D.C. Side Step
23.
Why didn't Nader
Give Bush his oath instead of
That Supreme Court clown?
24.
Protest the parade?
Instead of doing nothing
They're doing little
25.
Kabila departs
Death of one more kleptocrat
The Congolese yawn
26.
President cocks head
A dog hearing a high pitch
Fond crack memory
27.
Which is the smarter,
George Dubya or chimpanzee?
The smarter won't "snort."
28.
Katherine Harris
Dropped a bomb on Democrats
We will not forget
29.
What is in a name?
Dubya, Shrub, or Blow Monkey
He's still dumb as dirt
30.
Rich white men shout out:
"Republicans rule the world!"
Greedy bastards all!
31.
Flip the Greenspan coin
Elephant heads: cut taxes
Donkey tails: pay debt
32.
Corporations rape
The earth for measly profits
We will all suffer
33.
Rush now GOP
Propaganda Minister
Big media shamed
34.
King George in power
True "conservative" always
Slays "compassionate"
35.
Ballot counts by hand
Tell the truth; the GOP
Dares to lie to all
36.
Only criminals
Dare to destroy evidence
Which exposes truth
37.
George Dubya now boss
Those 50 million dummies
We will blame always