SPAM Haiku 10101-10200

Move backwards to Numbers 10001-10100.

10101.
I was teethed on SPAM
It was served at every meal
Is that why I'm gay?

--Cabelero, Provincetown,Ma.

10102.
The Spamidity
Is starting to get to me
Gotta move.....my bowels

--Quiroga Midget, none

10103.
Politicians all
Roll their SPAM in little balls.
They've got little balls.

--Pols Spam Balls

10104.
SPAM has no father.
The mother of all canned meat
Ain't no dyke either.

--The Projex, not now

10105.
Stumbling into bed
With the love of your dear life
Stain the sheets with SPAM

--NO J, *<|:-)

10106.
What you 'spect from SPAM,
Virginia ham? Ha ha!
Guess again, dufus.

--Guesser, Nope!

10107.
Some folks call it SPAM;
I just called it nervous pork.....
Prozac for dessert.

--Spamblade

10108.
SPAM floats on water.
I know other things do too.
You write about them.

--Porta, John,

10109.
Manic virgins all
Seem to simmer down real small
When they smoke SPAM hash.

--Maineac, Ay-uh!

10110.
Written well it is
Documented in bile juice
Of such soiled diapers

--Anonymous

10111.
The chi of Hormel
Is located in the flesh
Of SPAM chosen swine

--Dick Murphy, Burlington, Ma.

10112.
Irish feed on SPAM
Saint Patrick ate it himself
After it turned green

--Sean Sheehan, sean@wrko.com

10113.
When the atoms split,
two things will be left on Earth.
Cockroaches and SPAM.

--Abraxas the Younger, abraxas@ktc.com

10114.
What do you call it
when Republicans eat SPAM?
Cannibalism.

--Abraxas the Younger, abraxas@ktc.com

10115.
Little crumbs of meat
Were found in my leotards
SPAM clitty litter

--Flatulina Humungus

10116.
I once bought smoked SPAM
Many years ago in Maine
It WAS endangered

--Ancient Spam, Maineac.nomo@last

10117.
Philip Erickson
You were such a sweet, kind boy
SPAMku ruined you

--Phil Who?

10118.
Feel up your mate's SPAM.
It is the same as your SPAM?
Ain't that peculiar.

--Gergilizing Gerry, Unh hah!

10119.
Dehydrated SPAM,
reconstituted for you
by Porta-potty.

--Prudence, john@ohno.ome

10120.
Check it out, my man....
Diaper lumps in the blue can.
Reflections on john.

--Lumpy

10121.
Open your nostrils
Breathe in all the pheromones.
Potty putty SPAM.

--Howdy Howdy, Y'all!

10122.
SPAM pureed, mmmm good!
That's what grandmaw used to say
When we hid her teeth.

--Granny's Kidz

10123.
The high flying bird
Vomits all over my car.
Seagulls refuse SPAM.

--J Livingstone Gull, O buoy. O gull

10124.
I do like SPAM, yum
I will eat it all day long...
"Oh Charles do FUCK up!"

--Colin D. Wright, Now that would be telling

10125.
All of my SPAMku
Are written in the toilet
In the land of SPAM.

--Sen Sen

10126.
Raspberries are ripe
Picked and cossed with small white mice
And grown to SPAM size

--*<}:-)

10127.
In the book of SPAM
It is written that safe sax
Can make sweet music

--Bubba Blows One, oralsax@monicaL

10128.
Olde Tyme SPAM music
It's "Paddling Madeline home"
S and M was in

--SPANK U, doit@LL

10129.
Discordant echoes
Down the hallways waft fuming
After I gnaw SPAM

--S. House Rat, Dorm@bupu

10130.
You MUST Curb Your SPAM.
We don't want to step in it.
Help Keep N.Y. Clean.

--Da Mayor, No unsolicited mail please

10131.
SPAM's superb! you bet.
I eat all that I can get.
Stinky, pink, and wet.

--Tis I, *

10132.
SPAM's the balls and all!
It's the shoulder to cry on.
When you're in college.

--Send Me $$$ Mom, Down&out@school

10133.
The pope eats SPAM too
But never on a Friday
Well, almost never

--Papa John

10134.
Mother Teresa
You refused to eat your SPAM
Bet you're sorry now

--Anonymous

10135.
George Washington said:
"Give me SPAM or give me death!"
Or something like that.

--Well someone said it., And it wasn't me.

10136.
SPAM is packed in Chad.
Chad is pork-tripe residue.
Discard before use.

--Chad Chad Chad

10137.
There's fur on my SPAM,
Do you think I should eat it?
Shave it first, dummy!

--Warm and Fuzzy, Spamhair@hair.net

10138.
Captain Spam is here
To save the day and bring cheer....
"Cheer" gets grease spots out.

--Geezer Wheezer, St. Stan's Chelsea Ma.

10139.
Fill a pail with SPAM
Tie a rope to it and SCREAM
UP YOUR BUCKET SPAM!

--Arkie Goober, goobergn@wer

10140.
Gay construction men
And men-like women eat SPAM
But not each other.

--Happy Knot, gerbildildo@SFcal

10141.
SPAM mumbles arise
In my gut I'm Meninoed
Enema needed

--Poor Beantown, Justa U Stabe

10142.
Life begins at SPAM
When you're dead there is no meat
Dead meat is pantless

--Anonymous

10143.
SPAM tofu it's said
Is great on seven grain bread
For health-nutless geeks

--Santa Ria, Pray 4 Us

10144.
Some health-nutless geeks
Trojans and Middle East sheiks
Saranwrap their SPAM

--Aunt Tita, shields@sprynet.com

10145.
SPAM BEATS EATING DOG
Local youth charged with assault
Weapon: Spamcycle

--Fried Rights , Cujo Nomo!

10146.
Feed SPAM to convicts
Kill two birds with one pink stone
Prisoner's rights?......WRONG!

--Punish 'em Good!, Joliet, you bet!

10147.
God will forgive me
For having had to eat SPAM
My stomach? NEVAH!

--Acidic Hassidic, send sase to: Brook Lynn

10148.
Ahh! Fourth of July
Red eyed, white skinned, and blue balled
Why did I eat SPAM?

--Julio De Fortha, American't Pi r²

10149.
An da Prezman said:
"A MonicaL in mah SPAM
Wort two wit George Bush."

--D@ One-eyed Prezman, D@ Pinkhouse In Da@ W@sh

10150.
In the SPAM orchard
The fruit is heavily hung
Between limbs of boars

--Metoo

10151.
I magnify SPAM
10,000 X and behold!
Clinton's vain image

--Sandi A Gogh, LemmeGogh@once

10152.
Clinton and OJ
Carved from the same block of SPAM
Males Felonious

--Cockeyed Justice, For sure

10153.
AOL spams me
Like ten-million other folk
We must spam them back

--Anti-spam, TOSS AOL

10154.
Whether he or she
Or whatever else you be
Your brain screams....SPAM ME!

--Inya Pajamas, inbed@nite.yes

10155.
Salvation Army
Swore that they wouldn't harm me
Then they force fed SPAM

--XMs. Santa, dingalingading@me

10156.
In Clinton's army
SPAM kissers hold high rankings
Equal rights for gals

--Monica Bleau Herchance, Time@timeagin

10157.
Mike Tyson, it's said
Bit Holyfield's ear, it bled
Spammed his career....dead

--M T Crybaby, WWF@last.aok

10158.
John L. Sullivan
Licked any man in the joint
He loved to eat SPAM

--Boxer Shortz, falling down, falling down

10159.
SPAM wedgies tempt them
They cannot resist the lure
Butt, they pay the price

--Upper US, down@damouth.callie

10160.
Dr. Joyce Brothers
If she had her own druthers
Would quit chewing SPAM

--Dr. Joyce , Wadding@UK.net

10161.
Spamenema bags,
And wrinkled, old, moldy wags,
Love the feel of SPAM.

--Hilarity Klintin, rugmunch@washit.com

10162.
Do unto your SPAM
As it has done unto you....
Whatever that is.

--Old Man Mose, none

10163.
Great Willie Nelson
Eats almighty gobs of SPAM.
And he looks so young.

--Granny Grizzle, Lovethetwillie@home

10164.
Donut crumb police
Chomp on SPAM for plenty grease
They are men, not meese

--Spam in Blue, weluvsit.yesmam

10165.
Gals, stand by your SPAM,
It's the quick fix summer meal,
Now....lets play bingo.

--Mary, Jeanie and Judy, u know who

10166.
Moon was bright yellow,
Sitting with my SPAM, I froze....
Yellow was I too.

--ITO WUZ YELLOW, kyoto, Japan

10167.
Reset all inputs
Now try to swallow your SPAM
Reset all inputs

--Ida Wanna Doit, SPAMkukaracha@projex.net

10168.
Reset all inputs
I tried to SPAM my swallow
Reset his inputs

--Capistrano bound, BurdTurd@spam

10169.
Colonel Klink ate pink
He puked it up in the sink,
"I know nuffing!...Ya?"

--S Troop, vundeburpen@spammin

10170.
Where's the beef my man?
Not that stuff in that blue can
They call "San Juan Steak"

--Ricardo Quirogassy, Foodstamps@Dpw

10171.
The pale moon reflects
On my glistening SPAM chunk
I zip up and leave

--Moonstruck, Rev.loonymoon.

10172.
Be kind to your wife
when she serves you....SPAMBURGERS?
Where's the MEN'S MOVEMENT?

--Itchi Nuggets, fraidknow@prod.com

10173.
Golden toast your buns
Place SPAM on buns with relish
It's your fantasy

--Now, run with it......, Happy 4th have a 5th

10174.
Crime watch neighborhood
Yes sir, no SPAM allowed here
Just keep walking kid

--OJ BJ & Js, No hope, no dope, just SPAM

10175.
It Takes A Village
To satisfy Bill's sex needs
With his two-inch dick

--Village Idiot, Penn.Ave mouth Wash

10176.
Positive beliefs
Have no power to change it
SPAM is.....that is all

--Norma's Scratch n' Sniff

10177.
It sure ain't no crime
To force feed SPAM to your kids
But it sure should be

--The Menendez Boyz

10178.
The queen of England
Looks like she eats too much SPAM
Such a sad, sour puss

--Get Rollaides Gal

10179.
Shave Valerie now
For the moon is made of sneeze
They eat maggot SPAM

--Gertrude the Putrid

10180.
In life's cruel garden
You see many strange wonders
Like man eating SPAM

--Geo Deo

10181.
Wild oceans lay still
When I walk on their waters
SPAM sandals by Nike

--Geo Deo

10182.
Water into wine?
Blue boar into pink SPAMku...
That's miraculous!

--Geo Deo

10183.
Dogcatcher police
Round up the usual mutts
Hostages for SPAM

--Big Nosed Bill

10184.
What is blue outside
Slimy, fat, and bad inside?
NYC police

--Boyz n' Blew, 48th St. West

10185.
Out on Long Island
Little squished SPAM bungalows
Litter the seashore

--Keep NY Clean, 48th St West

10186.
Our Father of spam,
Deliver us from e-mail
And AOL too.

--Warlord's Prayer, Amen & Amen

10187.
Stretches your food stamps
Doesn't mean it's not good food.
Buy more crack and wine.

--Tin Alethia

10188.
Rotting in the bowl
My dog looks at me askance
He hates SPAM as well

--PixelWitch@mailcity.com

10189.
Oy vey! It's SPAMku
How comes dere's no HERRINGku?
Or KNISHku even?

--Grrrr Filter Fitch, Don't mail me already!

10190.
Whoops! There it is, Phrrrrt!
SPAM, the rap music of food
Blissful ignorance

--Dr. Iveby, I b talkin' to yo

10191.
Pro wrestlers use SPAM
To slip out of full Nelsons,
And into them too!

--Emile the Eel, Schlamele, Canada's Best!

10192.
God save the Queen, (Not!)
Wisened up old chunk of SPAM!
Save her?............ It's too late!

--True Britt, Harold@umc.edu.net

10193.
SPAM! The airline food
For people too poor to fly
In a plane, that is.

--Attn. Basefaces, foodstamp.crack.net

10194.
China: SPAM or cane?
After SPAM I need a cane.
One order Fried Rights!

--Fried Rights, ubiegoner@yes.com

10195.
Free SPAM is sold here!
Democratic headquarters
Fund raiser, I guess.

--Free Spam Cheap, none needed/none desired

10196.
Monday afternoon,
My cat is licking his ass;
He also likes SPAM.

--Col. Kurtz, allegory@holly.colostate.edu

10197.
Some one of these days,
You're gonna miss your Spammy.
I stole it you know.

--Arthur Narve, andhow@can.net

10198.
I Bammed this Spamma
Way down in Alabama
A twenty clamma

--We Shall Rise Agin, Hope@lifenet.com

10199.
I kinda miss that
I don't pop at the table
My SPAM is zit-free

--We Shall Rise Agin, Hope@lifenet.com

10200.
Oh give chance a piece.
Whack those slammin' slot machines!
Live your life on SPAM.

--Vern Akular, Vern@prodnet.org