SPAM Haiku 10901-11000

Move backwards to Numbers 10801-10900.

10901.
Pedigree? Who me?
Nope, I switched over to SPAM.
Right outa the can.

--NY NY, naynay@wash.net

10902.
This SPAM Lewinskys
It should be a felony
Sale or possession

--Buddy D Dogg, Head @dhouse.net

10903.
SPAM with rap music
Ah, this welly life is great!
Thanks America!

--Harry Homeless, I know Bill

10904.
SPAM, my dear children,
Will have you doing strange things.
Puppets of Hormel.

--Danku Spamku, dan2lifenet.com

10905.
I flip-flop on SPAM
And spew like a fat old whale.
Gorgeous colors what?

--Neil Down, UK

10906.
Hmmmm! Whoremelt sandwich
That is served on Texaz toast
I'm not Clintoning

--Lone Star Prong, Texazz, yes Texazz

10907.
The slipp'ry SPAM slope
Slides Billy the Boy Baptist
Into the fry pan.

--Put a fork in him, He's done!

10908.
Vomitication
Old Faithful spews to preserve
Those who swallow SPAM

--Jaques B Nimble

10909.
Yankee buffoons are
Blinded by the light of SPAM
They just can't see it

--Glossy Aussie

10910.
The beatitudes
Pizza, burgers, wieners, SPAM
Antacids and beer

--Wanker Wronger

10911.
Chicken choker Bill
The White House isn't so white
It's more like....SPAM pink

--Arman S Willy

10912.
Puddles of SPAM slurp
Surround our politicians
Dollar Bill's their prey

--Spam Slurpee

10913.
Impotent Willie
Flaccid as SPAM on a plate
And twice as slimy

--Slimey Willie, No thanks, I've got one.

10914.
Dreaming of canned SPAM
Salivation salvation
I awake in praise

--John Tartas, John@flanet.com

10915.
Can I just ask you
Would you just tell me, my love
As the SPAM slab melts

--Johnny Ondespot, jspot@flintnet.com

10916.
Tomorrow....sorrow
As I slup the last SPAM glop
Farewell Monica

--H. Howard

10917.
Prisoners of SPAM
Revolting, where e'er they're found
Revolting....when lost

--Princess Diet

10918.
Poor Chelsea Clinton....
Spawn of SPAM and a victim.
Is she guiltless too?

--Howard Itis

10919.
After mock SPAM soup
Has been ladled into them,
Tummies turn turtle.

--Barrie Collins, bcollins@comox.island.net

10920.
After eating SPAM,
I can't write haiku; I feel
Too lugubrious.

--Barrie Collins, bcollins@comox.island.net

10921.
SPAM is for luncheon;
Not just, as most people think,
Something to munch on.

--Barrie Collins, bcollins@comox.island.net

10922.
Hormel's assembly
Line has stopped. Could there be a
Spammer in the works?

--Barrie Collins, bcollins@comox.island.net

10923.
By the sign of SPAM
Sacred now the magic words
Amazon Dot Com

--Carolyn Zaremba, carolyn@furth.com

10924.
Heightened awareness
SPAM explodes flavorfully
I grin a loud burp

--Hank the Bank

10925.
High on a mountain
I awoke from a deep sleep
Aroma of SPAM

--Sneakeroma, Free@last.com

10926.
My dog won't eat SPAM
Neither will I, I'm afraid
I must be intoxed

--Sneakeroma, Free@last.com

10927.
Give me SPAM or death
On second thought.....torture me
I can use a break

--Falalalala, tedumteedumpty.coma

10928.
Autumn in New York
SPAM football gets kicked around
Odors fall like leaves

--Odie Buttgoodie

10929.
SPAM blossoms ripen
Attraction....symbiosis
Grease ants are happy

--Odie Buttgoodie

10930.
At the roach motel
The special is always SPAM
SPAM is too special

--Trun Kated Ellie Phant, Dumbo@home.net

10931.
Corn-fed pet piglet
Squeals of delight with pure life
SPAM lies fast asleep

--Nasal Bone, snortsnort@aol.com

10932.
Stripped naked and raw
I sit and lick SPAM Buddha
Yes, said the Zen cat

--Yamma Nodo

10933.
Does Monica think
SPAM tastes better than Bill's sperm?
Does she spit out both?

--The Thrush, thethrush@aol.com

10934.
This is my mission:
Liberty for spiced canned ham.
SPAM wants to be free!

--The Thrush, thethrush@aol.com

10935.
Latest Starbucks craze:
Espresso and frozen ham
SPAM Frappuccino

--The Thrush, thethrush@aol.com

10936.
Hillary grows fat
Seeking substitute for sex
Fourteen years of SPAM

--The Thrush, thethrush@aol.com

10937.
SPAM is always good
Unlike the poetry of
Michael Bodowski

--Robert A. Segletes, banjo74@yahoo.com

10938.
On SPAM-slicked oceans
I am just a hungry shark
Feeling in the pink

--Bam Bam Spam

10939.
Australian SPAM,
Roo meat fresh as fresh can be.
Catch it if you can.

--Aligator Dundoo, aussie.posee.net

10940.
SPAM--a herd of pigs
nosing happy in tall weeds--
preserved memory!

--John Baglow, baglowj@travel-net.com

10941.
Finely chopped piggies
Packed up neatly in a tin
You are what you eat

--Herp, HInnocenti@aol.com

10942.
vegetarian:
not me no SPAM no way man
just give me tofu

--kari brooks, polyester@chickpages.com

10943.
SPAM: fits in the can
perfectly--could this be the
caramilk secret?

--John Baglow, baglowj@travel-net.com

10944.
To the chosen few
Picked for the Cho's senryu (or
SPAMku) book, "Thank you!".

--Barrie Collins, bcollins@comox.island.net

10945.
Like SPAMs to slaughter,
Pigs sing, "Pack up your truffles
In your old tin can..."

--Barrie Collins, bcollins@comox.island.net

10946.
Near US convoys,
As a child, I used to cry,
"Got any SPAM, chum?"

--Barrie Collins, bcollins@comox.island.net

10947.
In Animal Farm,
Hormel writes, "Some SPAMs are more
Evil than others."

--Barrie Collins, bcollins@comox.island.net

10948.
Swift may make you PREM
But, when you're irregular,
SPAM will make you swift.

--Barrie Collins, bcollins@comox.island.net

10949.
Hub's Mayor Mumbles
Pot bellied city piglet
SPAM in human form

--Flat Tired Ford

10950.
Big ladies and men
Bump ugly and pass out drunk
After eating SPAM

--Red Lee Avail

10951.
SPAM slop in shelters
Doesn't keep folks from coming
Put hope in your rope

--Red Lee Avail

10952.
Muffled snows approach
The weasel sings falsetto
SPAM waxes my skis

--Hubcap Heaven, yoinwv.com

10953.
Begin again SPAM
At the base of the food rope
Carnivore oatmeal

--Jason Hasten, In Ga. somewhere

10954.
My SPAMku ballpoint
Pictography limited
Greasy ink drawings

--Spamish Flea

10955.
Thanksgiving Day SPAM
Hand carved turkeys for each guest
Who wants the drumstick?

--Spamish Flea

10956.
Virgin Boy and girl
Lick the SPAM off Howie's shoes
He's no Barnicle

--Howard Itis, Fetch@rko.com

10957.
Jeff D. ate pink SPAM
For external use only
Rumors do persist

--Howard Huge

10958.
Reincarnated
I find myself trapped in SPAM
Eons unopened

--Haji Baba the 5th, of gin is served

10959.
SPAM makes you do it
Smack you lips you monkey girl
Put it on the Bill

--Anonymous

10960.
Garlic-SPAM milkshake
Garnished with hot fried pork rinds
Heaven in a belch

--Ron N Wild, gotthetrots@night.com

10961.
Democratic SPAM
An amoral cut of meat
Fed to the masses

--Frank Lee Useless, Spamiam

10962.
Drunken Kennedys
In total Cape Cod stupor
Would dare not swill SPAM

--Ghost of Mary Jo, Crepe Cod Ma.

10963.
Snorting dry ground SPAM
Works better than Claritin
Hawk luscious louies

--Nose-blowing Tasty, fredsrag@gasbag.com

10964.
SPAM waves, SPAM waves wash
Lapping up the salty beach
Belching empty shells

--Carl Porter, burlington.com

10965.
Insight explosions
Snow storms of pink fat pustules
SPAM season again

--Sister Fergittit, Go WV

10966.
Fat gals love their SPAM
Rolls off their lips to their hips
Fat is beautiful!

--Big Marie, Texaz Toazt

10967.
Spamic quietude
The fog caresses the banks
Muffled drums heart beat

--Yuan Medo Spamku, It's a white thing

10968.
Arky SPAM diner
The Below The Belt Cafe
Not "All you can eat"

--Arky Take-out, Zip in and zip out

10969.
Blind leading the blind
Business is as usual
Democratic SPAM

--Dems De Ones, vote rep

10970.
Hey! It's a white thing
BJs while you're on the job
While po' folk eat SPAM

--Willie Last, doubt it

10971.
Winkin', blinkin'......nod
SPAM's calm narcotic effects
For the SPAM addict

--Harry Menot, harry@mindset.com

10972.
The other pink meat
It ain't SPAM, must be Clinton
Clinton might have aides

--Safe Sex, Wash DC Wipe

10973.
We trusted in god
Just you look where that got us
God's eaten bad SPAM

--Capt. Spamerica, Down down and no way!

10974.
Wild, wooly, and wet
That's how I like my SPAM served
Have to eat and run

--aka Bubba, autoreact.net

10975.
High on a mountain
I awoke excited, hot
Aroma of SPAM

--Gina D Queena, Brooklyn's d place

10976.
DC souvenirs
Carved in presidential shapes
Penile SPAM weenies

--Monica Clinton, Bill Lewinski True love @ last <3

10977.
SPAM blows me away
But SPAM ain't no Monica
Or even a Georges

--Lonely In DC, Head@dwhitehouse.cum

10978.
Hillary Clinton
Eats a lot of SPAM...off rugs
A pork free diet

--My Man Hilary

10979.
Submitted SPAMku
It was rejected (censored)
Accept me please Cho

--Spam @$@!#$, and so does Bubba!

10980.
Visual Delight
SPAM in pubic hair dripping
Hey, does SPAM have legs?

--Knight of Spam, in Spain I am

10981.
SPAM man Elvis P.
Blew up like the dough boy grand
For the love of SPAM

--Rock N. Roland, Elvis died obese

10982.
Spermicidal SPAM
Works well for the welfare moms
Well....some of the time

--Son of SPAM, X ur legs moms

10983.
Free Willie, free SPAM
But oh what a price to pay
For SPAM and for Bill

--:-) SPAM (-:

10984.
Fortify your soul
The austere life requires SPAM
The Juices of God

--Monk E Bungler

10985.
SPAM ku I love you
You're the snot in my hankie
The crease in my jeans

--Flinging Finger

10986.
At our school lunches
Children are fed SPAM daily
No repeat graders

--Tyler Buzzsaw, Tyler Texaz

10987.
SPAM crullers for sale
At the Hole In One Bake Shop
Free today to Dems

--Bubba Supports

10988.
Captain Clinton lies
In wait for aides unzippered
SPAM hanging flaccid

--Clinton Has Aides, and soccer moms

10989.
In roachy projects
SPAM sits staring at crack heads
Legs spread, welfare queens

--God bless welfare, only in Spamerica

10990.
The low cost of SPAM
Allows a higher birth rate
Of fatherless kids

--Foodstamp Betty, Sect. VII for all

10991.
Born in the projects
Raised on SPAM and powdered eggs
Same food in jail now

--No Work, No Tax, TY America

10992.
A SPAM ku for you
You know why we got divorced
You and your damned SPAM

--Rosemarie M., I'll mail you

10993.
SPAM....the way, the light
Leads us into temptation
In the O.A. halls

--Blubber Butt, Http://www.oa.com

10994.
Jeffrey Dahmer SPAM
It's head and shoulders above
Bad to the bone Treet

--Fat Chewie, masticate@once.now

10995.
Pop open the can
Jellify your warm crumpet
Throw the meat away

--In the UK we, Eat it thusly

10996.
Italian SPAM-gu
Mama mia whatta mess
But she taste sooo good!

--Chef Notella, noask@me.nutin

10997.
All caution aside
I dared to I.V. SPAM gel
What a monster rush!

--Penn Station, NY NY

10998.
Homeless street people
Stem in traffic SPAM powered---
"Spare change for more SPAM?"

--Crazy Janie , cjboston@hotwire.net

10999.
I used to eat SPAM
Now aides eat me...well, they did
Lewinsky blew it

--Arky Hope Bubba

11000.
Mike Tyson needs SPAM
Friends, Romans........lend me your ears
Chew on this Mikey

--Ida Knowe