11601.
Amazon.com
Sells SPAM-ku book at discount.
Wow, what a bargain!
--Mary Holt, maryholt@flash.net
11602.
A miracle meat,
Eat it raw, or eat it cooked.
SPAM, it's just too good!
--David Todd
11603.
There's the taste, true, but
it's SPAM's consistency that
never disappoints.
--Philip, fishie_pie@hotmail.com
11604.
Hillary is SPAM's
Poster gal for abused chicks
She can take a punch
--Good Squaw
11605.
Fem's (bowel) movement
Where the hell are you broads now?
Save Hillary's SPAM!
--Good Squaw
11606.
Fems fear Bill Clinton
It's the Silence Of The SPAMs
Oinkless flesh filets
--Heap Good Squaws
11607.
On SPAM holidays
We go down to the pigg'ry
Just to scratch and sniff
--Frisbee Ferret, fitch@homw .coma
11608.
SPAM wonderful SPAM
The stuff dead pigs leave behind
The part that goes POOP!
--Welshmen For Spam
11609.
SPAM, you got it licked
Once you get past the Pheew! smell
You salty do you
--Henrietta Hotchkis
11610.
Shimmering jewel
A canned family heirloom
Cornerstone of health
--Chichimex Chow
11611.
Strengthen your resolve
Pack your belly with SPAM chunks
Back into the world
--Crossed Lanes WV
11612.
Feed your hunnie SPAM
Keep her fat, happy, and home
Hormel insurance
--Home Alone II, day & everyday
11613.
Terrible times Bill
Should've stayed in the closet
And spanked your own SPAM
--John Curry
11614.
SPAMku, son of SPAM
The stuff dead pigs are made of
Carcinogenous
--Mary Beale, Mary@hopehse.com
11615.
Dissecting SPAM once
I found a leaky pig snout
That oozed grey SPAMgoo
--Carl Daddy-o Porter, Burlington MAn
11616.
SPAM....perfect lover
SPAMku....love letters of SPAM
John N. Cho....Cupid
--Foggybutt, Jag@telnet.com
11617.
This is Mary Holt
I hate you Larry Lowe Down
Wanna kiss my SPAM?
--Mary Holt, Larry is a real "LARRY"
11618.
Farewell Patriots
Glad you're moving to Hartford
SPAM pit of the world
--Frank Lee, Boston Ma. 02118
11619.
Welcome Patriots
Our Connecticut ghetto
Toasts you with SPAMku
--Boston Ma 02118
11620.
SPAMku makes more sense
With a gallon of Wild-eye
In your hollow leg
--Richardson's, Wild Irish Rose @)->-
11621.
Dingos and Gringos
All lick their SPAM in public
And silently fart
--Milagros Rivera
11622.
Hypertensive Sal
Was a true SPAM eating gal
Well.....She used to be
--Restin Piece, Atlanta Ga.
11623.
Good old Mayberry
Where I used to bang Aunt Bea
Pure SPAM bribery
--Opie RFD
11624.
Sex is SPAM with hair
Over and over again
Living life's reruns
--Spamateer, Oh no not again!
11625.
SPAM is Howie Carr
Pink, fat, hairless, impotent
These are his assets
--Virgin Boy
11626.
Not all balls are round
Not all SPAM is salt and grease
But some of them are
--The Black Panda, @ Kiki the bears
11627.
Chew SPAM forget Cope
Detox your poisoned body
Brown teeth are not IN
--Ex Skoal Junkie, UgottaJones@sometime.com
11628.
Transplanted pig heart
SPAMku causes me sorrow
PETA please save us!
--I. Havahart
11629.
The New SPAM Perfume
Attract pigs from miles away
Oh, you do that now?
--Salty Cod Girl
11630.
Puke on a stick kit
With the "Bottomless" puke bag
Don't forget the SPAM
--U of K Cafe, Billy and the boyz
11631.
Progeny of SPAM
Ascend and dwell among us
And we vote for them?
--Bubba Jimbo
11632.
Treat women like SPAM
That's what we learn from Clinton
Keep 'em in their place
--Thank you Uncle Bill, Man'sworld.com
11633.
Submitting SPAMku
I sit in the dark and think.....
WHAT THE HELL IS SPAM?
--Ilishiki Daindredge, I'm not allowed e-mail
11634.
Ah, I get it now
Pink stuff that comes in a can!
A bath house boy...right?
--Anonymous
11635.
What care I for SPAM?
It causes hives and the runs
And keeps me sex free
--Bonita
11636.
SPAM tastes exactly
Like old Preparation-H
So yo mama says
--Bonita
11637.
I'll never eat SPAM
I couldn't after SPAMku
What's it really like?
--Spam Virgin, TedK@handnet.com
11638.
SPAM is medicine
It can prevent heart attacks
In bi dwarfs from Maine
--Maineac Marvin, Hello Portland!
11639.
There's no recipe
SPAM doesn't need anything
But a good washing
--Old Duke
11640.
The birds and the bees
Squat and squirt in the tall trees
After eating SPAM
--Optional, Optional
11641.
For the love of SPAM
Not as easy as it smells
Necrophilia
--Jack Adams, shorty@dotnet.dot
11642.
An edible friend
Glow in the dark pink meat stuff
When all were asleep
--Jack "Shorty" Adams, Dot Ma net
11643.
First we must consent....
"If you want me.......say nothing."
Pant!....SPAM I love you!
--NAMSLA, No. American Man Spam Love Association
11644.
Pink nice pink nice pink;
Nice pink nice pink nice pink nice;
Pink nice pink nice pink.
--Cabbage, peter.s@zen.co.uk
11645.
I opened my SPAM--
Ms. Pinky had a hickey!
It's sloppy seconds?
--Alkatrazadone, Ca., where eles is there?
11646.
SPAM salad summers
Days before deodorant
Hid the pheromones
--Days of whine & noses, Grandpaw Woody
11647.
I wonder today
What will happen tomorrow
From yesterday's SPAM
--Cloud Hanger, C9 no K9
11648.
Giant fuzzy dice
Pink pair hung off my rear view
Yeeech! It's moldy SPAM
--Harry Mc Kinnon, Cluck cluck cluck
11649.
Mama can I have--
Yes! she interrupted...SPAM!
Ratchafrachen BLEEP!
--Twinkie Twanger
11650.
Flambe of SPAM may
taste as good as it sounds but
it's not what we planned.
--Jasipoo the Leo
11651.
My butt was sun-kissed
Again my supper was missed
Another SPAM day
--Mr Spamhead, 1952
11652.
Flagyl ate my yeast
But it doesn't touch my SPAM
Only Becky does
--Oh Becksome One, Hehehehe!
11653.
My cat is dying.
Don't know what the illness is.
Hey now, where's my SPAM?
--Kristin, shebone@earthlink.net
11654.
Rusted can sunsets
Placid lingering campers
Can of SPAM...a pond
--Mr. Echo
11655.
SPAM surfing today
I belched upon this cool site
The Road To Nowhere
--Speedbump
11656.
Ballet dancing fools
Only good for ice hockey
Prosthetic SPAM legs
--Yugo Dustyotoesoff, yugowhere@Igo.com
11657.
The first time we kissed
You French burped SPAM juice and goo
Instant reflux love
--Spam Jones, Glaxo Welcome.com
11658.
Your tongue feels like SPAM
Armpits salty but tasty
My lap dancing love
--Politician (Dem.)
11659.
SPAM fetishists sit
Silently, stolidly, still--
Till you leave the room
--Pedro Dabot Ashore, haleluyah
11660.
to gnaw on your brain
like a lump of uncooked spam
that's just too easy
--Queen Jenny
11661.
If I were a dog
I'd rather eat your eyes than
All the SPAM in France
--Queen Jenny
11662.
just like Ed Kemper
a coed's head in a box
then it looks like SPAM
--Queen Jenny
11663.
SPAM on the beach with
Buddha: Pass me a napkin
Eternal Fat One
--Ronnie Wilson
11664.
The eating of SPAM
Is a great thing when you're old
Fights off the dog's.......food
--AUTOkuku
11665.
Poor Babe the piglet,
Cloven hoofed SPAM minus can--
Nice hams there Babe *drool*
--Barbi Q. Phreak, hotspit@yard.com
11666.
Sister Mary SPAM
Liked to leave hers in the can--
Father liked it too.
--Willie Wanker, or is that Wonka? };-{>
11667.
Like my sister Kim
Rocks eat SPAM and fart a lot--
An old bubbling brook.
--Johnnie M., Hey sis!
11668.
Medical laughter
Leaves stains in my Hilfigers
I've SPAMkued again
--Old Hannah Godown, Ooops@headnet.come
11669.
Honey moons me wow!
SPAM also stains her drawers--
Honeymoon's over.
--NoMe
11670.
Pages full of *goop
Cannot see the centerfold--
Dirty SPAM wankers.
--Three Amigos, *spam sperm
11671.
While fondling my SPAM
That I've named Tammy Swaggart
I cannot SPAMku
--Arky Bubba Boy, tammys bro@arky.com
11672.
Heavenly pink flesh
Royally upon blue throne
Like me, tomorrow.
--Venus Appetite'
11673.
A soft rosy hue
boneless, and tender to eat
this mystery "meat."
--Cecilia, Gromit1203@aol.com
11674.
Pink ambrosia, canned
Sniff it, lick it, tease it mmmm
Moist cunnilingus
--the Pink Pariah, poke@pink.com
11675.
Armageddon, death
Roach extinction, hell on earth
SPAM rests safe in can
--the Pink Pariah, stinky@pinky.com
11676.
SPAM GOD awakens
Porkish hellion, awesome might
Stinky pig shit brain
--the Pink Pariah, pokey@pinky.com
11677.
Eager SPAM virgins
Enticed by encased siren
First taste, likely last
--da Pink Pariah, ploink@pinky.poo.com
11678.
Marching cans of SPAM,
Phrenologic pink blackmail
Whilst I drip dream snot.
--Durwood Kirby
11679.
What trickery thou,
no redeeming qualities
I feast upon thee.
--the Pink Pariah, sink@pink.com
11680.
Tell me SPAM SHAMan
Are the laws of SPAMku fixed?
Yes, the fix is in.
--Keene Lee Aware, New Hampshire, Keene, that is.
11681.
A fleet pink flash, gone.
Perhaps an alien vessel,
or a SPAM frisbee?
--the Pink Pariah (outcast clean), pokey@toily.com
11682.
Harken me maties....
If ye must be pork gobbers
For God's sake eat SPAM.
--Blackbeard Stubble, or wok the the dog.
11683.
A taste for pig dicks?
A pig-balls craving, perhaps?
SPAM: pre-packaged, yummm
--da Pink Pariah, spork@pork.com
11684.
In the Great Body
Designated the crotch, SPAM
Awaits oral sex.
--Robert The Larger, bigBob@theY.com
11685.
Panty candy SPAM
Food staple of the Piece Core
Thank you, J.F.K.
--Robert The Larger, bigBob@theY.com
11686.
Genderless SPAM chunk
Oh how do I dare love thee?
They'll listen and laugh.
--Erica DePerp, ib.Silence of the SPAMs
11687.
Volumes of SPAMku
Speak to the rape of taste buds--
Yet you swear they're lies?
--Hilda Undacova, anonymous safe house
11688.
SPAM played the music;
We learned about turkey trots
Last Thanksgiving Day.
--HAPPY T DAY, brought 2 u by Kaopectate
11689.
Joy enters my soul
Opening the can of SPAM
And I eat it up.
--Mike Richey, mdr44@email.byu.edu
11690.
Oh marvellous can.
Opened with a key, you share
your pink SPAM with me.
--Philip Welsh, fishie_pie@hotmail.com
11691.
Low tide at Coney
Monsanto, New Jersey Pike
The odor of SPAM
--Odorohno Spamicus, airwick.com
11692.
When I am served SPAM
I am an Odoreater
A left balled dog wart
--Odorohno SPAMicus, airwick (*¿*)
11693.
A knacker was I.
I was snickered and knickered;
A hacker for SPAM.
--Nick Knacker, paddywhack@butt.come
11694.
Hold the pig firmly....
Now slit his bloody gullet!
Once canned he won't squeal.
--§ P ä |V|, |V| â |\\| (*@*)(wank!)
11695.
Got caught shoplifting
Judge threw the case out of court
Put my butt in jail
--Squeeky, patconell@walp.com
11696.
Finders are keepers
And the losers are weepers
Unless it is SPAM.
--Yvonne , vonnet2sofield.com
11697.
Flatulated gals,
Queens with all the gas removed
Are midgets of SPAM.
--Harlequin Dreamer, Havanajamma@telnet.com
11698.
SPAM REALLY DOES SUCK
I EAT IT IN THE WINTER
THEN I PUKE IT ALL
--derek, Dmann007@aol.com
11699.
Anonymous One,
God of everything pinkish
We praise your un-name.
--HAPPY THANKSGINING DAY!!!, A moment of extreme silence
11700.
Buffalo SPAM chips...
Medicine City, OK,
Kaopectateville!
--Grrrr...onemo!, Mt. Scott HillBilly