SPAM Haiku 11901-12000

Move backwards to Numbers 11801-11900.

11901.
The secret god name,
MetaSPAMic lost meaning--
Written in spem ick.

--Jackson Parks, JP@freenet.com

11902.
Six pack of Hormel:
Colorful, serene, joyous--
A humble present.

--Lover's O'Spam, Tom Dick'n Jane

11903.
My not eating SPAM
Keeps me extremely hungry--
As I pray for food.

--Geoff Holmes, geoho@grabnet.com

11904.
Having pogoed SPAM
I can rest in perfect peace--
Greasily knowing.

--John Tartas, Fla. somewhere

11905.
At SPAM Savings Bank
My account is depleted--
My *spem count is low.

--Love SPAM 2 Much, *spem=SPAM sperm

11906.
On the yacht of love
SPAM is the wide-eyed mastress--
Batteries extra.

--Ben Stein

11907.
SPAMentology:
The new pink meat religion--
Fat for the masses.

-- (Optional) Ron L. Hubbub, (Optional)

11908.
Until there was SPAM
We had to live on dog food--
Dog food was cheaper.

--Fun Duck

11909.
Chicken ate some SPAM.
Its testicles exploded--
Rained chicken nuggets.

--Fun Duck

11910.
Gelatinous it
Finds tongue: salty; bizarre; dense.
I hunger no more.

--Sam, sth@together.net

11911.
Flatulent SPAM bombs
Dropped off by the laughing nun--
Scholastic abuse.

--Sister Mary Gazz, J.M.& Joseph Inc

11912.
Bubba Da bomber:
Kings are above impeachment--
But not Cho's SPAMku.

--Charlie Stewart, None and no hair

11913.
SPAM has the power;
It IS the way and the light--
The perfect yule log.

--Ho Ho Ho!

11914.
Gaseous canister
Hiding deep in the cupboard--
Waiting for snow storms.

--Benny the Snowman, Benny De Leon PR

11915.
Hector Carajo!
Grand latino SPAM gourmand--
San Juan on a stick.

--Carajo Rivera, Ponce Sally's

11916.
Senoritas love
Hector's grand SPAM on a stick--
Ala Carajo!

--Hector Rivera, Ponce's Morgies

11917.
Base-faced meat princess
Lives in the projects of love--
Procreating SPAM.

--John Hardy, Hardy@harhar.com

11918.
Springtime's verdant lea,
Cows lowing or is that you--
Hot pink you and SPAM.

--Grindle Hanson

11919.
We calls it "Moni,"
Bonerfide sexual aide--
SPAM Jam Viagra.

--Capt. SPAMerica

11920.
Deserted auction,
1 case of SPAM left behind--
Break out the Kalo.

--Calo Kid

11921.
The old pond's rising.
Monica stands there and spits--
She didn't swallow.

--D53G27

11922.
Only child Chelsea:
Her sister's on the blue dress--
She's like a swallow.

--D53G27

11923.
Down in the old dumps
Soccer moms do give good head--
Hon, where is the trash?

--Cape Codder Dumpster, Rat Man Jim

11924.
Saddam Hussein SPAMMED!
Bubba owes you one big one--
But he is sooo small.

--Capt. SPAMerica

11925.
SPAM in my navel
Lick it out for me will ya?
And while you're at it....

--Lovin' Monica, slickster@pardnet.com

11926.
Old pond reflection
.emit gib ti setib yllaer MAPS
Skywriting biplane.

--Ba Ba Boomer, BB@daisy.net

11927.
With ten SPAMBURGERs
I drank three gallons of Coke--
I gotta Cheez Whiz.

--George Formen, (|(*J*)|)

11928.
I do love you SPAM.
No PMS or BS--
Just you inside me.

--Spam Knows Her Place, and it's a good thing.

11929.
Hand mangle that SPAM.
Now whiff your warm moist fingers--
Dolphin bait or what?

--Phyllis Benatare

11930.
The rocket's red glare--
Bubba deep in bad trouble.
Peace is...Not pieces!

--Bubba on da loose, Hide your daughters

11931.
The plum flower falls
SPAM loaf covered in jelly
Petals land on loaf

--chris poor

11932.
Impeach SPAMeister!
It's "my kingdom for a whore's"
Good morning I-raq!

--Robbin' William's , Apocalypse Now!

11933.
Today's headline: "Spam
takes over the Internet!"
Wow, it's a spam coup!

--Brien K. Meehan, brien@networkgenius.com

11934.
It's a real honor
to be in the SPAM-ku book.
My name is spelled wrong.

--Brien K. Meehan, brien@networkgenius.com

11935.
"Published author of
senryu" on my resume.
Yes, seriously!

--brien k. meehan, brien@networkgenius.com

11936.
I ate SPAM today
I fried it up good, hooray!
Yum! Yum-yummy!! SPAM!

--sexual heroin depressant

11937.
Arkansans know SPAM
But the king of SPAM Clinton--
Wrote the SPAM Bible.

--Capt. SPAMerica, When you lie, say "Bye bye"

11938.
Sniff the old SPAM can:
Aromatherapeutic--
Ails what's good for ya.

--Hillbillies Stew

11939.
Chinese SPAM cookies:
Not a fortune to be found--
Haz Mat warnings....yes.

--Uncle Grumpy

11940.
Broke his marraige oath.
Reeks like slowly rotting SPAM--
Pheew! Bob Livingston.

--Bob the Boob Livingston

11941.
In Echo Canyon
I yelled "SPAM, SPAM, Hormel SPAM!"
Laughter was returned.

--Harvey Tate, Hat@aol.com

11942.
I o-d'd on SPAM.
Blew out my right brain quadrant--
A stroke of genius.

--Name Optional, Mail Optional@Fatnet.com

11943.
A SPAM hole in one.
The outhouse Hula-hula--
Hot spastic colon.

--Dr. Wooth

11944.
Closet sportsman Bill
Taught Monica to fly fish--
While in the Whitehouse.

--Catherine Barry, good ole gal

11945.
Horse SPAM in Texaz:
Home on the (gas) range pardner--
Triggers memories.

--Roy Rogers

11946.
The virgins of SPAM
Slam dancing in meat markets--
Know not of tofu.

--Saddham N. Saddeggs, Wacky Iraqi

11947.
What is that SPAM Goop,
Silica gel and K-Y?
Genital dandruff.

--General Lee Grumpy

11948.
Hillary ate SPAM.
Get the enema bag Bill--
No not her, the bag.

--Goldy D. Dogg

11949.
Slim Jims, pickled eggs,
Cheez Whiz, Miracle Whip, SPAM--
West Virginia life.

--BILLY BOB BARNES

11950.
Maw, you got some SPAM?
You know that's all we eat Bill--
Keeps my Willie slick.

--Arky Parker, arp@hughno.net

11951.
Flatal attraction:
SPAM and cowboy beans for lunch--
Boomtown U.S.A.

--Colo Cowboy

11952.
Great Bob Livingston,
All four for the price of one--
Menage a Bubba.

--Bob (up & down) Livingston, Liar liar pants on fire

11953.
Bill's tongue's a SPAM chunk.
He once soared like an eagle.
Kamikaze dive.

--Ride Bubba, Ride, byebyebilll@last.come

11954.
Lo the Holy Grail.
Great blue-tinned tabernacle--
Behold the SPAM chunk.

--Walter Dyer, was leather

11955.
Rommel rides again:
Operation "Desert Fox"--
Now ain't that some SPAM!

--SPAM Nazi

11956.
SPAM's not "P" word food.
It's real food for real people--
Barney Frank eats it.

--yvonne hilderbrant

11957.
I do love my SPAM.
It's my only meat and mail--
Here at the old pond.

--Hope

11958.
Hey! Have it your way:
Tube, clam, bald taco, pink meat--
You gotta love SPAM!

--Lover's For Spam, drbob@twelve.steps

11959.
Hair washed in SPAM goo
glistens like sunlit diamonds--
but sticks to your shorts.

--That Guy, Robot@erols.com

11960.
Navel battles fought,
Grunting and moaning subside--
Now's the time for SPAM.

--Rat Ryan of Lynn, the city of sin

11961.
Postnasal drippings
Which enveloped my pink SPAM
Now mattress puddle

--Sarah Sealy, sarlee@aol.com

11962.
Waterfalling stream,
Cascades of deer pee splashing--
Quick, cover your SPAM.

--Horatio Goiter

11963.
Coarse sandpaper tongues
Turn SPAM into salty paste--
Orifices roar.

--Moore House

11964.
Gotta gotta go
SPAM does that to us you know
Charmin' to be sure

--Henry Hanson

11965.
Don't imprune The Man.
We love Bill Clinton and SPAM--
The Deadly Duo.

--Oh No Mr. Bill

11966.
Eat SPAM, have some sex:
Religious experience--
Choir gals do it good.

--Pastor Lastime, -nailed her today.

11967.
What the hell is SPAM?
Life does get complicated--
Flunked out of Bio.

--Joseph Gozdon, Hey Chelsea!

11968.
Stuff your kidz with SPAM
Hackify them to The Truth
Burptize them with facts

--Slimy JIM

11969.
Faint recollections--
Fleeting enemas of SPAM.
"Up your butt" you say?

--Salvatore Provolone, da nort end, where's else?

11970.
Here in Boston, Mass.
SPAMlick blocks for the homeless--
Out of towners feast.

--Homeless in Ma.

11971.
Purveyors of SPAM:
Small mobile homes/shopping carts--
Have the right of way.

--Homeless in Ma., Freedom Trailers

11972.
If you live buy SPAM
You'll probably dye by SPAM--
Whoops! And there it is.

--T-Bone

11973.
Hot Utah desert,
Dry as my granny's bloomers--
But SPAM tastes good here.

--Grandma D. Pendz

11974.
Twilight's soft whisper
Calls me to the ocean's skirt--
Promises of SPAM.

--Rosemary Doutou, Presque Isle Me.

11975.
Impeach Hormel SPAM.
Give pork butts the old boot tip--
Now back to real food......

--Bobo Livingston

11976.
Folks, SPAM doesn't lie.
Bad cooks all call for censure--
SPAM will never quit.

--Crooked Dem. Pol., Ma. leads the way in SPAM Pols.

11977.
SPAM falls from the skies:
Iraqi manna from God--
Fat soldiers can't fight.

--anonYmOuse, anonYmOuse

11978.
President Clinton,
Depressed, impotent, useless--
The boy needs some SPAM!

--anonYmOuse, anonYmOuse

11979.
Politicians fear
Having SPAMmed, being outed--
Now that's good....for US.

--Bob Lyingston, Bubba gotta go, gotta go!

11980.
Reeking porkily
Rolling home bloated and sick--
Spamic hangover.

--Jason the Bear

11981.
Pam's man's a SPAM fan
Sam and Pam ran SPAM in hand
Sam's SPAM's in Pam's hand

--Frankie Stein, virtual.vic@earthlink.com

11982.
Near summer sunset
By the old camper's tent flap
Open can of SPAM

--henry sanders, henry789@webtv.net

11983.
Another church meal
Hamburger Helper with SPAM
No doggie bags here

--Sister Jonnnie , Lost Hope Baptist Church

11984.
No Security
Pantyhosed Jaggered old men
With SPAM in their jocks

--Sad Puppies

11985.
Losing your hair bud?
Rub the slick fella with SPAM--
Some on your head too!

--Anonymous

11986.
Santa Spam's been here
Fat geek left a case of Pink
Ebay here we come

--Ho! Ho! hummmm

11987.
Well doggy....It's SPAM!
Eat the SPAM or I'll kill ya--
Man's best friend's best friend.

--Lovers of SPAM

11988.
Howdy Captain Jack
Peg leg rat or SPAMBURGER?
You want the fur off?

--Eddie Andrews

11989.
Eternal question:
Wham bam thank you ma'am or SPAM?
Potential failure.

--Jack Uppyojaw

11990.
SPAM and Viagra
Bare necessities of life
As I grow older

--Anonymous

11991.
If SPAM were packaged
Inside tins of solid gold
Sane men would buy it

--Harry Cortex, StillAngry@nixon.com

11992.
Huge sumo wrestlers
Bellies as big as Greyhounds
Parcells was once one

--Pakomahama @ Nagoyo Basho

11993.
Unzip your lip grip
It's only SPAM Monica
Practice makes pervert

--My dog's kinda gal

11994.
Bar code on blue can
Six hundred and sixty-six
Do fry in hell SPAM

--Jason Scholar

11995.
Plain brown paper bags
Plastic knives and cans of SPAM
Anonymous gifts

--Shleter X-mas

11996.
Reluctant flati
Sneak out and fume the service
And scream "Ho Ho Ho!"

--Frankie Davis

11997.
Fondle your fresh buns
Tenderly insert your SPAM
Eat it with relish

--Jacob Slatter, hier+hier@prodnot.com

11998.
Pig in a blue can
Smashed into rectangular--
Do it yourself SPAM.

--Women 4 Spam

11999.
Liposuction goop
Canned with circumcision tips
Dyed pink and called SPAM.

--Twisted Louse

12000.
Quivering pork block
Pink aspic for the masses
Scrapple's progeny

--Katie Cowan, Katherine.Cowan@clorox.com