SPAM Haiku 11801-11900

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11801.
pink meat can so blue
silver key turns round and round
fry it up on toast
--Chris Moseley, Christ099@aol.com

11802.
Wild rumbling swine herd
Checkout stampeding for lunch
SPAM remains flushed fast

--Sec. B. Poole, JH Ins. Co.

11803.
SPAM luncheon fingers
Smell and tell where they have been--
It's not important.

--Jeremy , Jeremys@proboscus.wipe

11804.
Paradise Eden
Pristine state of innocents--
And then God made SPAM

--Carpalogian Tunnelus, cramp@your.style

11805.
All real men eat SPAM
Not for the food faggots
With red horseradish

--Mr. Main, Mr. Main

11806.
I read your SPAM crumbs
Fell next to your fat wallet
You'll love a gypsy

--Gypsy Lil , Hattie@aol.com

11807.
Little Grasshopper
Meditate on the SPAM block--
Pssst! Give me the Raid.

--Freedumovs Peach

11808.
Cowboy breakfast: SPAM!
Cowboys go out each morning
And ride tall. Yee Haw!

--Christopher "Maharis" Jehle, Maharis4Me@aol.com

11809.
As the lid curls back
The can's pink eye will open
Poignant, clueless stare

--Kari A. Levin, krpa@hotmail.com

11810.
Congealed, inviting,
rays of light spinning outward
from corners of gel.

--Kari A. Levin, krpa@hotmail.com

11811.
Du "porc" devant nous
Il y a une chauffage mais
Aucune charge de vie

--Kari A. Levin, krpa@hotmail.com

11812.
convenience store
a groggy glimpse in aisle 8
the smack of the spam

--Pete, pjc@hootenanny.org

11813.
Underground bunker.
Gun, bullets, SPAM, mayo, SPAM.
Y2K ready!

--Bruce D. Sidlinger, bruce@sidlinger.com

11814.
One can of old SPAM;
It lingers in the darkness.
No one will eat it.

--Imp Mayhem, aaweinma@coe.edu

11815.
This SPAM verse SPAM is
SPAM full SPAM of SPAM dumb SPAM
cans SPAM of SPAM meat.

--Imp Mayhem, aaweinma@coe.edu

11816.
The sun rises high;
By hearing the willow, you
know of SPAM's intent.

--Imp Mayhem, aaweinma@coe.edu

11817.
Russians are starving
All know Vodka death's better
Than eat Yeltsin SPAM

--Joseph of Aromatherapy, snailcum@aooooool

11818.
Whir, Pop, Foosh, Foosh, Plunk
Oh what a frightening sight
SPAM out of the can

--Dacquiri Calimese, dlc9j@erols.com

11819.
Hit the brake, too late
When roadkill is called scrapple
Its innards are SPAM

--Dacquiri Calimese, dlc9j@erols.com

11820.
My heart is like SPAM
tender and squishy yet it's
sealed in a tin can.

--Myk, mishoe@hotmail.com

11821.
SPAM is dear to me
I eat it when out to sea
Stomach disagrees

--Lon Britton, VALTRE7@aol.com

11822.
New coffee house trend:
Cappucino and fresh SPAM
shaped like biscotti.

--Junkyard God

11823.
A pig's redemption:
Saint and Sinner. All enter
The blue Paradise.

--Junkyard God

11824.
bland pink brick of meat
glistening on a dirt road
I run you over

--Pork Rind, gregory_easterly@bus.emory.edu

11825.
hairy pink meat chunk
you often make me so sick
my vomit spews forth

--Pork Rind, gregory_easterly@bus.emory.edu

11826.
meaty slime in can
pasty pig part confection
my colon spasms

--Pork Rind, gregory_easterly@bus.emory.edu

11827.
meat and gel combined
your can conceals your secrets
rife with pork sphincter

--Pork Rind, gregory_easterly@bus.emory.edu

11828.
vague thoughts of pink meat
a brick of gel and pork bits
we eat you with glee

--Pork Rind, gregory_easterly@bus.emory.edu

11829.
mom always told me
you are but what you consume
spam makes us porcine

--Pork Rind, gregory_easterly@bus.emory.edu

11830.
dry spam on the road
rides shotgun with each of us
bowels heave thusly

--Pork Rind, gregory_easterly@bus.emory.edu

11831.
pork gel and spice fuse
congeal in tiny tin can
meaty jell-o mold

--Pork Rind, gregory_easterly@bus.emory.edu

11832.
pink lipids bonding
pigs from the recent past in
meaty can of death

--Pork Rind, gregory_easterly@bus.emory.edu

11833.
porcine rectangle
noxious smelling cube of pig
god damn that is gross

--Pork Rind, gregory_easterly@bus.emory.edu

11834.
little pig in there
how did you become so square
you squeal in terror

--Pork Rind, gregory_easterly@bus.emory.edu

11835.
rebellion of pork
against the empire Hormel
destroys pink death star

--Pork Rind, gregory_easterly@bus.emory.edu

11836.
SPAM and cigarettes
dual death certificates
gleaming pork ashtray

--Pork Rind, gregory_easterly@bus.emory.edu

11837.
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM gross

--chris, chrwar@bigfoot.com

11838.
SPAM Carbonara
Pasta recipe on can
Italians weep

--BadFinger, Durham, UK

11839.
Gently I open
my SPAM there's a pee hole God--
dripping just dripping.

--Lisa Lotta Datime

11840.
Sharing it with you
Eat it on a summer day
My delicious SPAM

--vince foley

11841.
Deliciously grand
enjoy while singing country
down home grub.... yee ha!!!!!!

--Chris Mullis, cmu6190@aol.com

11842.
True to its nature
The SPAMph art seen on TV
Glorifies Clinton.

--Bubba's Booboo, Kissed by the fems and they love it.

11843.
Blessed by papa pope
Yeppers a great SPAM pizza--
I et tu Brute.

--Dianna Banana, Cree on a spree

11844.
SPAM stuffed the big bird
Last Christmas and it dropped dead--
Not the thing to do.

--Jess A. Closerwalk, jesscallme@home.not

11845.
Having a good time
Does not have to include SPAM--
Go rent a dildo.

--Jess A. Closerwalk, jesscallme@home.not

11846.
A big SPAM salute
To President Bill Clinton--
I'll unzip my pants.

--Bubba Eatzit, Big Time

11847.
If not Monica
It may well have been much worse--
Here Buddy some SPAM.

--Bubba's Buddy Eatzit, Big Time

11848.
Silence is golden
Everything but my SPAMku--
Black Canyons echo.

--Teluride Coloradough, $mile yuppie $wine

11849.
Arkansas' SPAM mines
Produce more of the pink stuff--
Well not more than Bill.

--Billy Boy Kisset

11850.
In her pink bloomers
Grandmaw kept our SPAM supply--
Grandpaw loved to shop.

--Crochety George

11851.
Hot Springs Arkansas
Good place to warm up your SPAM--
On your trip eastward.

--Bubba Speedere, Redneckid Prevert

11852.
Not being the SPAM
It's not the phlegm around it--
Friends, YOU are my meat.

--Wooly Weasel, That guy, that's me hehehe!

11853.
Yes, you are the meat
You are the SPAM in the can--
Do you want to play?

--Wooly Weasel, That guy, that's me hehehe!

11854.
You can with one hand
When eating SPAM hold your nose--
Duct tape your butt cheeks.

--That Guy, Giant Robots will get you

11855.
Old science friction,
That's what my pet SPAM enjoys--
Vaseline gravy.

--That Guy, Giant Robots will get you

11856.
Elton John bites bags
while chewing used granny rags--
Tastes better than SPAM.

--Pinkus Pantherus

11857.
Aucune charge de vie
Il y a une chauffage mais
Du "porc" devant nous

--Kari A. Levin *, krpa@hotmail.com

11858.
SPAM goulash supper.
Limbo dancing's not for me--
My butt grabs the chair.

--Clinton The Lingering Pantload

11859.
SPAM season is now
Anal Bronx caroling sings--
Merry Christmas Bill!

--Clinton The Lingering Pantload

11860.
I played Kick The Can
Lost my shoe up your fat butt--
You've been eatin SPAM?

--Ron Brown , Plumber@fla.com

11861.
Fall in the Southland
SPAM droppings slicked hard wood floor--
No fuzzy peaches.

--Ophelia Wetbutt, peachpit@itchi.rear

11862.
I used to eat SPAM
Square danced all night 'til last call--
But I HATE Depends!

--Off The Deep Ends, Tazzy Girl

11863.
Staring at the tile
Petitioning the SPAM Gods--
Pinks are worse than blues.

--Cry Eye Coyote

11864.
Brown bag memories
She used to pack my lunches--
I miss that woman.

--Cry Eye Coyote

11865.
Exploding SPAM can
Dated 1952--
SPAMfetti for all.

--Happy Fishie

11866.
Fed SPAM to my hound
He jumped for Joy and others--
Won't hound me no more.

--Poison Ballpoint

11867.
Mama used to cook
Grits with SPAM and pink gravy--
Mama USED TO cook.

--Poison Ballpoint

11868.
Floridians fed
SPAM to them long legged cranes--
Voila.......Flamingos!

--Gustov Whinnd

11869.
English stud's muffin
Came down to breakfast toasted--
I served her my SPAM.

--L.C. Krack

11870.
Porkly SPAM cloudlings
Waft through my bedroom window--
You farted again.

--Seymour Sayless, seymour@knot.com

11871.
Out on the highway
An unshaved drifter thumbing--
Hey she smells like SPAM.

--Harry McKinnon, NH=God's Country

11872.
Dark rippled waters
Cold Franco SPAMerican--
Say, who spilled my wine?

--Homeless Hope, TheWeeds@yourtown.com

11873.
Winsome Sarah SPAM
Ate it right out of the can--
Bulldogs are like that.

--Joshua Bitesit

11874.
Timekeepers of Hell
Wardens of the poisonous
Purveyors of pink

--Damn You All Warped Haikuers that have turned to SPAM!, You were told not to look back...It's your lot. hahaha!

11875.
Awesome pink logo
Icon of the pork God SPAM--
Don't forget to vote.

--Shiva Metimbres, Pawtucket in the bucket

11876.
God bless Tiny Tim
The gimpo SPAM eating brat--
PC is BS.

--Dimples Bronkowski (Jame O'Brien), The CPR doll.

11877.
The power of love
Is weaker than the SPAM trots--
Or brand X tissue.

--Billy Bo Bob

11878.
Skunk cabbage blooming
SPAM hangs thick in the spring air--
Cesspool....."the old pond."

--Happy Duck

11879.
SPAM is my candle
In this dark and lonely world--
Brightening my whey.

--Ms. Lil Muffet

11880.
In the wells of death
Filled with sticky SPAMmy goo--
Calories can count.

--Count Kalory's Kids, bobob@healthnet.com

11881.
Casting on spammed seas
Living the fisherman's life--
I troll for passwords.

--Password Troll

11882.
Yuppie scum beware
You are future SPAM jelly--
Or SPAM Polaner's

--Happy crotch, with the twisted face

11883.
Hunting season's here
Gently call your pink meat to--
A home on the range.

--John Allbright, jackg@winnet.com

11884.
My SPAM's named Pinkie
Carved it up like a dinky
For Li'l Ms. Winkie

--Jeff's Soccer Mommy, You go Bill!

11885.
Ghetto Superstar
Mutant boosted pink soul food--
SPAM conspiracy.

--Mac Daddy Farrakhan, ah-louie, louie

11886.
We cannot chew SPAM
We'd rather buttsnatch gerbils--
My *cousin* and moi.

--Atlanta Boyz

11887.
The old pond has dried
Mt. Fuji has turned to SPAM--
The Zen of money

--City Zen Crutches, unlike Cane

11888.
Poor rotting Elvis
No more SPAM fat rich white boy--
Now that must be hell.

--Welshmen for SPAM

11889.
Oh my god look look!
Big runs in my panty hose--
SPAM trots strike again.

--Milagros' Bloomers, Milo@jimbo.com

11890.
SPAM ingredient:
Pure sildenafil citrate--
Great boner toner.

--Oral Sex aid, BubbaC@theDC.cum

11891.
Puerile SPAMku that's
Scribbled on old outhouse walls--
Golf for the tired mind.

--Frank Schmidt, frank@ballpark.net

11892.
Interest lossage
In SPAM-hackification--
Rendersless the wordz.

--Fiddle

11893.
I wish SPAM were gay
Then it couldn't porcreate--
And would eat itself.

--Smilie Crotch, lunch@theY.come

11894.
SPAM the wonder meat.
Open can, rinse meat, and slice.
Eat it and.......wonder.

--Frankie Rodrigues, Frank@Ct.net

11895.
A SPAMless decade
Empty uninteresting--
Tennis for the blind.

--Gunner Provost, Gun@myhead.com

11896.
In my younger days
I chewed on the SPAM of life--
Now toothless life bites.

--Princess Di, yUK yUK

11897.
The old pond....frozen.
The cherry and plum trees ....dead--
Basho....turned to prose.

--Skratchit Itchibutt

11898.
Capitalism:
Total global dysfunction--
Now let's give them SPAM.

--Peon A. Yuppie

11899.
Welfare moms sleep late,
Bastard children love their SPAM--
And pray in foodstamp.

--God Blessed SPamerica!, Land I used to love...lay beside her

11900.
Blessed communion:
Pink, Salt, Fat and *SPEM jelly--
OA's fat God burps!

--Just for Tomorrow, *SPEM= SPAM sperm


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