Move backwards to Numbers 11701-11800.
11801.
pink meat can so blue
silver key turns round and round
fry it up on toast
--Chris Moseley, Christ099@aol.com11802.
--Sec. B. Poole, JH Ins. Co.
Wild rumbling swine herd
Checkout stampeding for lunch
SPAM remains flushed fast
11803.
--Jeremy , Jeremys@proboscus.wipe
SPAM luncheon fingers
Smell and tell where they have been--
It's not important.
11804.
--Carpalogian Tunnelus, cramp@your.style
Paradise Eden
Pristine state of innocents--
And then God made SPAM
11805.
--Mr. Main, Mr. Main
All real men eat SPAM
Not for the food faggots
With red horseradish
11806.
--Gypsy Lil , Hattie@aol.com
I read your SPAM crumbs
Fell next to your fat wallet
You'll love a gypsy
11807.
--Freedumovs Peach
Little Grasshopper
Meditate on the SPAM block--
Pssst! Give me the Raid.
11808.
--Christopher "Maharis" Jehle, Maharis4Me@aol.com
Cowboy breakfast: SPAM!
Cowboys go out each morning
And ride tall. Yee Haw!
11809.
--Kari A. Levin, krpa@hotmail.com
As the lid curls back
The can's pink eye will open
Poignant, clueless stare
11810.
--Kari A. Levin, krpa@hotmail.com
Congealed, inviting,
rays of light spinning outward
from corners of gel.
11811.
--Kari A. Levin, krpa@hotmail.com
Du "porc" devant nous
Il y a une chauffage mais
Aucune charge de vie
11812.
--Pete, pjc@hootenanny.org
convenience store
a groggy glimpse in aisle 8
the smack of the spam
11813.
--Bruce D. Sidlinger, bruce@sidlinger.com
Underground bunker.
Gun, bullets, SPAM, mayo, SPAM.
Y2K ready!
11814.
--Imp Mayhem, aaweinma@coe.edu
One can of old SPAM;
It lingers in the darkness.
No one will eat it.
11815.
--Imp Mayhem, aaweinma@coe.edu
This SPAM verse SPAM is
SPAM full SPAM of SPAM dumb SPAM
cans SPAM of SPAM meat.
11816.
--Imp Mayhem, aaweinma@coe.edu
The sun rises high;
By hearing the willow, you
know of SPAM's intent.
11817.
--Joseph of Aromatherapy, snailcum@aooooool
Russians are starving
All know Vodka death's better
Than eat Yeltsin SPAM
11818.
--Dacquiri Calimese, dlc9j@erols.com
Whir, Pop, Foosh, Foosh, Plunk
Oh what a frightening sight
SPAM out of the can
11819.
--Dacquiri Calimese, dlc9j@erols.com
Hit the brake, too late
When roadkill is called scrapple
Its innards are SPAM
11820.
--Myk, mishoe@hotmail.com
My heart is like SPAM
tender and squishy yet it's
sealed in a tin can.
11821.
--Lon Britton, VALTRE7@aol.com
SPAM is dear to me
I eat it when out to sea
Stomach disagrees
11822.
--Junkyard God
New coffee house trend:
Cappucino and fresh SPAM
shaped like biscotti.
11823.
--Junkyard God
A pig's redemption:
Saint and Sinner. All enter
The blue Paradise.
11824.
--Pork Rind, gregory_easterly@bus.emory.edu
bland pink brick of meat
glistening on a dirt road
I run you over
11825.
--Pork Rind, gregory_easterly@bus.emory.edu
hairy pink meat chunk
you often make me so sick
my vomit spews forth
11826.
--Pork Rind, gregory_easterly@bus.emory.edu
meaty slime in can
pasty pig part confection
my colon spasms
11827.
--Pork Rind, gregory_easterly@bus.emory.edu
meat and gel combined
your can conceals your secrets
rife with pork sphincter
11828.
--Pork Rind, gregory_easterly@bus.emory.edu
vague thoughts of pink meat
a brick of gel and pork bits
we eat you with glee
11829.
--Pork Rind, gregory_easterly@bus.emory.edu
mom always told me
you are but what you consume
spam makes us porcine
11830.
--Pork Rind, gregory_easterly@bus.emory.edu
dry spam on the road
rides shotgun with each of us
bowels heave thusly
11831.
--Pork Rind, gregory_easterly@bus.emory.edu
pork gel and spice fuse
congeal in tiny tin can
meaty jell-o mold
11832.
--Pork Rind, gregory_easterly@bus.emory.edu
pink lipids bonding
pigs from the recent past in
meaty can of death
11833.
--Pork Rind, gregory_easterly@bus.emory.edu
porcine rectangle
noxious smelling cube of pig
god damn that is gross
11834.
--Pork Rind, gregory_easterly@bus.emory.edu
little pig in there
how did you become so square
you squeal in terror
11835.
--Pork Rind, gregory_easterly@bus.emory.edu
rebellion of pork
against the empire Hormel
destroys pink death star
11836.
--Pork Rind, gregory_easterly@bus.emory.edu
SPAM and cigarettes
dual death certificates
gleaming pork ashtray
11837.
--chris, chrwar@bigfoot.com
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM gross
11838.
--BadFinger, Durham, UK
SPAM Carbonara
Pasta recipe on can
Italians weep
11839.
--Lisa Lotta Datime
Gently I open
my SPAM there's a pee hole God--
dripping just dripping.
11840.
--vince foley
Sharing it with you
Eat it on a summer day
My delicious SPAM
11841.
--Chris Mullis, cmu6190@aol.com
Deliciously grand
enjoy while singing country
down home grub.... yee ha!!!!!!
11842.
--Bubba's Booboo, Kissed by the fems and they love it.
True to its nature
The SPAMph art seen on TV
Glorifies Clinton.
11843.
--Dianna Banana, Cree on a spree
Blessed by papa pope
Yeppers a great SPAM pizza--
I et tu Brute.
11844.
--Jess A. Closerwalk, jesscallme@home.not
SPAM stuffed the big bird
Last Christmas and it dropped dead--
Not the thing to do.
11845.
--Jess A. Closerwalk, jesscallme@home.not
Having a good time
Does not have to include SPAM--
Go rent a dildo.
11846.
--Bubba Eatzit, Big Time
A big SPAM salute
To President Bill Clinton--
I'll unzip my pants.
11847.
--Bubba's Buddy Eatzit, Big Time
If not Monica
It may well have been much worse--
Here Buddy some SPAM.
11848.
--Teluride Coloradough, $mile yuppie $wine
Silence is golden
Everything but my SPAMku--
Black Canyons echo.
11849.
--Billy Boy Kisset
Arkansas' SPAM mines
Produce more of the pink stuff--
Well not more than Bill.
11850.
--Crochety George
In her pink bloomers
Grandmaw kept our SPAM supply--
Grandpaw loved to shop.
11851.
--Bubba Speedere, Redneckid Prevert
Hot Springs Arkansas
Good place to warm up your SPAM--
On your trip eastward.
11852.
--Wooly Weasel, That guy, that's me hehehe!
Not being the SPAM
It's not the phlegm around it--
Friends, YOU are my meat.
11853.
--Wooly Weasel, That guy, that's me hehehe!
Yes, you are the meat
You are the SPAM in the can--
Do you want to play?
11854.
--That Guy, Giant Robots will get you
You can with one hand
When eating SPAM hold your nose--
Duct tape your butt cheeks.
11855.
--That Guy, Giant Robots will get you
Old science friction,
That's what my pet SPAM enjoys--
Vaseline gravy.
11856.
--Pinkus Pantherus
Elton John bites bags
while chewing used granny rags--
Tastes better than SPAM.
11857.
--Kari A. Levin *, krpa@hotmail.com
Aucune charge de vie
Il y a une chauffage mais
Du "porc" devant nous
11858.
--Clinton The Lingering Pantload
SPAM goulash supper.
Limbo dancing's not for me--
My butt grabs the chair.
11859.
--Clinton The Lingering Pantload
SPAM season is now
Anal Bronx caroling sings--
Merry Christmas Bill!
11860.
--Ron Brown , Plumber@fla.com
I played Kick The Can
Lost my shoe up your fat butt--
You've been eatin SPAM?
11861.
--Ophelia Wetbutt, peachpit@itchi.rear
Fall in the Southland
SPAM droppings slicked hard wood floor--
No fuzzy peaches.
11862.
--Off The Deep Ends, Tazzy Girl
I used to eat SPAM
Square danced all night 'til last call--
But I HATE Depends!
11863.
--Cry Eye Coyote
Staring at the tile
Petitioning the SPAM Gods--
Pinks are worse than blues.
11864.
--Cry Eye Coyote
Brown bag memories
She used to pack my lunches--
I miss that woman.
11865.
--Happy Fishie
Exploding SPAM can
Dated 1952--
SPAMfetti for all.
11866.
--Poison Ballpoint
Fed SPAM to my hound
He jumped for Joy and others--
Won't hound me no more.
11867.
--Poison Ballpoint
Mama used to cook
Grits with SPAM and pink gravy--
Mama USED TO cook.
11868.
--Gustov Whinnd
Floridians fed
SPAM to them long legged cranes--
Voila.......Flamingos!
11869.
--L.C. Krack
English stud's muffin
Came down to breakfast toasted--
I served her my SPAM.
11870.
--Seymour Sayless, seymour@knot.com
Porkly SPAM cloudlings
Waft through my bedroom window--
You farted again.
11871.
--Harry McKinnon, NH=God's Country
Out on the highway
An unshaved drifter thumbing--
Hey she smells like SPAM.
11872.
--Homeless Hope, TheWeeds@yourtown.com
Dark rippled waters
Cold Franco SPAMerican--
Say, who spilled my wine?
11873.
--Joshua Bitesit
Winsome Sarah SPAM
Ate it right out of the can--
Bulldogs are like that.
11874.
--Damn You All Warped Haikuers that have turned to SPAM!, You were told not to look back...It's your lot. hahaha!
Timekeepers of Hell
Wardens of the poisonous
Purveyors of pink
11875.
--Shiva Metimbres, Pawtucket in the bucket
Awesome pink logo
Icon of the pork God SPAM--
Don't forget to vote.
11876.
--Dimples Bronkowski (Jame O'Brien), The CPR doll.
God bless Tiny Tim
The gimpo SPAM eating brat--
PC is BS.
11877.
--Billy Bo Bob
The power of love
Is weaker than the SPAM trots--
Or brand X tissue.
11878.
--Happy Duck
Skunk cabbage blooming
SPAM hangs thick in the spring air--
Cesspool....."the old pond."
11879.
--Ms. Lil Muffet
SPAM is my candle
In this dark and lonely world--
Brightening my whey.
11880.
--Count Kalory's Kids, bobob@healthnet.com
In the wells of death
Filled with sticky SPAMmy goo--
Calories can count.
11881.
--Password Troll
Casting on spammed seas
Living the fisherman's life--
I troll for passwords.
11882.
--Happy crotch, with the twisted face
Yuppie scum beware
You are future SPAM jelly--
Or SPAM Polaner's
11883.
--John Allbright, jackg@winnet.com
Hunting season's here
Gently call your pink meat to--
A home on the range.
11884.
--Jeff's Soccer Mommy, You go Bill!
My SPAM's named Pinkie
Carved it up like a dinky
For Li'l Ms. Winkie
11885.
--Mac Daddy Farrakhan, ah-louie, louie
Ghetto Superstar
Mutant boosted pink soul food--
SPAM conspiracy.
11886.
--Atlanta Boyz
We cannot chew SPAM
We'd rather buttsnatch gerbils--
My *cousin* and moi.
11887.
--City Zen Crutches, unlike Cane
The old pond has dried
Mt. Fuji has turned to SPAM--
The Zen of money
11888.
--Welshmen for SPAM
Poor rotting Elvis
No more SPAM fat rich white boy--
Now that must be hell.
11889.
--Milagros' Bloomers, Milo@jimbo.com
Oh my god look look!
Big runs in my panty hose--
SPAM trots strike again.
11890.
--Oral Sex aid, BubbaC@theDC.cum
SPAM ingredient:
Pure sildenafil citrate--
Great boner toner.
11891.
--Frank Schmidt, frank@ballpark.net
Puerile SPAMku that's
Scribbled on old outhouse walls--
Golf for the tired mind.
11892.
--Fiddle
Interest lossage
In SPAM-hackification--
Rendersless the wordz.
11893.
--Smilie Crotch, lunch@theY.come
I wish SPAM were gay
Then it couldn't porcreate--
And would eat itself.
11894.
--Frankie Rodrigues, Frank@Ct.net
SPAM the wonder meat.
Open can, rinse meat, and slice.
Eat it and.......wonder.
11895.
--Gunner Provost, Gun@myhead.com
A SPAMless decade
Empty uninteresting--
Tennis for the blind.
11896.
--Princess Di, yUK yUK
In my younger days
I chewed on the SPAM of life--
Now toothless life bites.
11897.
--Skratchit Itchibutt
The old pond....frozen.
The cherry and plum trees ....dead--
Basho....turned to prose.
11898.
--Peon A. Yuppie
Capitalism:
Total global dysfunction--
Now let's give them SPAM.
11899.
--God Blessed SPamerica!, Land I used to love...lay beside her
Welfare moms sleep late,
Bastard children love their SPAM--
And pray in foodstamp.
11900.
--Just for Tomorrow, *SPEM= SPAM sperm
Blessed communion:
Pink, Salt, Fat and *SPEM jelly--
OA's fat God burps!