SPAM Haiku 13201-13300

Move backwards to Numbers 13101-13200.

13201.
SPAM makes me horny
And I'm addicted to it--
Where is that Blue Boar?

--Spacie Gracie, You can kiss my Spam!

13202.
Don't feel so alone
Everybody must eat SPAM!
So says Bob Dylan.

--dr. soo dho nimh

13203.
Technicolor yawns
Driving the porcelain bus
Ralphing up the SPAM!!!

--dr. soo dho nimhit's swine time!

13204.
Deep in the dark woods
I sit ashamed and lonely
Eating last night's SPAM.

--Plaid Shirt, Aninymouse anonnymouse

13205.
She had bad SPAM breath
I loved swallowing her tongue--
My eighth grade teacher.

--Mrs. Higgins, My first and only love.

13206.
Cozy house of SPAM
Wobbly meaty loafy bricks
Realtor holds the keys

--Jimmy James, Captdingle@netzero.com

13207.
You and me and SPAM
And candles on the table
Bring the violins

--Cathy, DonCathy2@aol.com

13208.
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, Dump

--Anonymous

13209.
We sent lots of SPAM
to Europe in World War II
Were WE the bad guys?

--dr. soo dho nimh

13210.
Too much vulgar rage.
To kinder, gentler SPAM-ku
please let us return.

--Reed Monroe

13211.
A lovely picnic.
Wine, cheese, bread, fruit, and... SPAM? Wait.
This date's goin' South.

--Reed Monroe

13212.
Very embarrassed
-- I hid it under condoms --
managed to buy some.

--Reed Monroe

13213.
Hypersonic flight:
Techs inspired by flatulence
create the SPAMJET!

--Reed Monroe

13214.
Anakin eats some.
Midi-chloridian count
plummets to zero.

--Reed Monroe

13215.
SPAM, da, or road maps.
Aid Andy D, Nadia.
Das e-car race. Sad.

--Reed Deer

13216.
No matter how long
You hang SPAM for to age it
It remains gamey.

--How old's the Spam Maw?, hawscreek@wvweb.com

13217.
SPAM floats like a log
Both pre and post digestion--
In Quincy Harbor.

--Quincy Ma.

13218.
Glorious praises
Are sung of SPAM in our tent--
By anal tenors.

--Jackie Offie, joman@Chebbie.com

13219.
The sidelines of life
Are etched with spent cans of SPAM--
And fat welfare broads.

--Harold Parker

13220.
Slimy smelly SPAM
AOL of the meat world--
But it's convenient.

--Joe Average, anywhere@usa.net

13221.
Imagination
Boxing SPAM would be Tyson--
Just because It Bites!

--Joe Average, anywhere@usa.net

13222.
Oops the old fox jumped
SPAM filled excited manic--
Glee or suicide?

--Patsy Prozac

13223.
SPAMkuers Beware
Plagerism runs rampant
As diarrhea

--John "The Chicken" Cho'ker, Hey! Are you talking to moi? SI!

13224.
"Crazy glue your butt
Before you partake of SPAM
And move to So. Cal."

--My Momma's Words, Before I upgraded to SPAM.

13225.
Glistening moonlight
The old brooks babbling SPAMness--
Whoops Damn! A wet one.

--Get SPAMpered....Eat SPAM

13226.
Virgins of the SPAM
Never ate the stuff but write
Some bogus SPAMku.

--Bad Frog, oldpond@phrrrt.com

13227.
Hector died a pup
My Christmas doggy present--
Because he filched SPAM.

--Awilda Beeste, wilsoncarajo@sobos.com

13228.
Greek pizza with SPAM
Speed bumps on the road to life--
Gnarled wizened colons.

--Itchibutt Shratchitt

13229.
My dead cat Frizbee
Sits and watches me eat SPAM--
I'd guess he's lonely.

--Brother Hubbard

13230.
Colostomy bag's
Full of Wild Irish Rosie--
We eat SPAM again.

--Al Katrazz, bigal@rock.com

13231.
Anal trumpets blare
They are not playing Chopsticks--
Gabriel watch out.

--Louie Buttstrong

13232.
Pot bellied piglet
Sits and stares at the SPAM can--
And he cries "Mama."

--Ophelia Buttz, Washington, DC.

13233.
By the mountain tarn
When goo goo berries ripen
The bear narfs my SPAM.

--Thomas Whiting Jr.

13234.
Tell me of the SPAM
What makes it smell like sneakers
Left in the catbox

--Cruel site of the day, www.cruel.com

13235.
Egg cream and SPAMwich
The original fast food
With a tall Bromo

--Robert Zupkowski

13236.
Summertime is here
Flies busily eat their SPAM
Along with the kids.

--Sir Michael Windbutt III, Crumpetshire, England

13237.
Along the Avon
We eat SPAM tarts at high tea
And loosen our belts.

--Sir Michael Windbutt III, Crumpetshire, England

13238.
SPAM kills the liver
With its salt, fat, and iron--
Washed down with Bud Light.

--Hepatitis C and B are killers, More folks have Hep than HIV

13239.
"Cure" stats for Hep C
And what SPAM says on the can
Are equally false.

--Hepatitis C and B are killers, More folks have Hep than HIV

13240.
I tried hard to set
A SPAM-plug into my tongue
It just melts away

--paul h, phand@inet.co.th

13241.
Five cans of pink meat
The shape of a pentagram--
Now SPAM is a star.

--Ignatius Figueroa, Preying for the Clintons

13242.
Happiness is SPAM
Being sold out or stocked not--
Omission's virtue.

--Yours Truly, Harry Waxwell UK

13243.
Shopping cart Larry
Gets acupuncture for stress
And food stamps for SPAM.

--A downward spiral , that leads to SSI.

13244.
Anonymous meat
Like a flasher in the park
Staring just staring.

--Jane Burgess, Cal.

13245.
SPAMation cartoons
Only caucasions shown here
Brought to you by SPAM!

--The SPAM Channel

13246.
Rusty Wonder Bra
With hardened crotched pantaloons
I creamed for pink SPAM

--Awilda Beeste

13247.
S'gwine tuh rayne tuhday
SPAM porridge withe green okra
Not a windfree eve

--Okra Windfree

13248.
Please keep your cheeks squeezed
Make the dash for Old Thunder
This ain't basketball

--John Dribble

13249.
Buddha ate pink SPAM
Blew him up like a balloon
And drank BUDdha Lite.

--Froggy

13250.
Fundamental SPAM
Exercise for your system
A gym for your guts.

--Gingko Ginkgo

13251.
You gotta have SPAM
Cans and cans and cans of SPAM--
The Millennium.

--Paco Taco

13252.
SPAM's killing me Jack
But I can't stop eating it--
Thank you SSI.

--Arnold

13253.
SPAM....Unknowable
Made of secret substances
*Consumptive Ba-arf!

--Max I. Mize

13254.
Stop the violence
Take SPAM off the school menus
Clear out the ERs.

--Anonymous

13255.
"What's in that blue can?"
"Ground pig parts and gelatin."
"Call security."

--Cathy, DonCathy2@aol.com

13256.
Old vets with hotplates
But no refrigerators
Sneak fried SPAM for lunch

--SPAMicus

13257.
"Just take this pink pill."
"How can I thank you, doctor
Jack Kervorkian?"

--jeff, jeff-melanie@mindspring.com

13258.
We were dressed as SPAM
Grease covered our naked skins--
Last All Hallow's Eve.

--Trick or TREET, Can't beat SPAM meat!

13259.
If life's a highway
SPAM is a one way dead end--
Gone before gotten.

--Rob De Riche, Mass. Politician

13260.
Peeled zero lifestyle
Blue collar, drinking and SPAM--
Immigrants MUST work!

--Unless they're on "The Arm"., SSI, Welfare, Food Stamps, EAEDC

13261.
Magnetic pink SPAM
Refrigerated, dusty--
Hiding under mold.

--SPAM Colored Gases, Wafting out my ice box.

13262.
Hook line and sinker
SPAM is the best of all baits--
To catch a winette.

--Spare Change James, Homeless in Chicago

13263.
Monkey Spanking Boy
Broke his SPAMkunimity--
I think you goofed kid.

--To: MSB, Heheheheheee!

13264.
SPAM talks to me now
Anal-logical gas bursts
Call me an old fart

--Strange Tongue

13265.
Porky Polaner's
Please pass the grey swine jelly--
That comes in a pig.

--Anonymous

13266.
Flying feathered rat
Otherwise known as chicken--
Smells worse than pink SPAM.

--Caffiene Free SPAM

13267.
It comes out of you
Faster than it can go in--
You fat pink SPAM tube.

--La Morta

13268.
SPAMal canolis
Fresh out of the prostate shop--
Wash your mouth with soap.

--Agita

13269.
There she is, Miss SPAM-
erica. There she is, one
bad meal. Sing it, Bert!

--Cathy, DonCathy2@aol.com

13270.
SPAM, comes from a can.
When I opened it I ran,
Because of the smell.

--Lisa Kelly

13271.
Bacon Hill Boston
SPAM flatullas on Frog Pond--
Swans taking a dive.

--Dewey Eva Screwya, Poet evicted from residence

13272.
Pink SPAMingo birds
Why is Florida so hot--
I hardly know her.

--Joeff Jokitch, JJ123@norcap.edu

13273.
SPAM ku archive...Ha!
Nothing's more archival than
a shelf full of SPAM!

--Tbone4

13274.
His youth gone, the hol-
low man crammed his hole with SPAM.
"Still empty," he sighed.

--Tbone4

13275.
Eyes Wide Shut, thinking
of sexual obsession.
I see swollen SPAM.

--Tbone4

13276.
Eyes Wide Shut, hot fan-
tasy burning deep inside
me. Compliant SPAM.

--Tbone4

13277.
Fingers plunk keyboard,
Fumbling to express the words,
SPAM, it's getting late.

--Tbone4

13278.
Autosubmission
Successful. Back. Reset all
inputs. New SPAM-ku.

--Tbone4

13279.
Redneck filet....SPAM
Perfect for the outhouse walk--
Stepping stones to crap.

--Jeeter Cowling, jcD1@heavenet.com

13280.
Devil's Meat in can
Yes, Satan revels as it
Propagates planet

--R J Baca, abqbobcat@aol.com

13281.
Boils on my hot crotch
Steam a-rising from my bed--
SPAM the perfect love.

--Dog Rocket

13282.
Look up at the sky
What's it gonna do today?
Look down at your SPAM.

--Indiana Life

13283.
Sickly orphan meat
All alone in the cellar--
Blue can rusted through.

--Effie

13284.
The SPAMku stories
Of anthropomorphic SPAM--
Pollute The Old Pond.

--Getchu Koochiwet, Whatasucki, Japan

13285.
Grandpaw canned grandmaw
She's down in the basement Now--
Because she served SPAM.

--Anonymous

13286.
The dead turtle's shell
Looks like a cherry blossom--
Anyone for SPAM?

--Sum Yung Dink

13287.
Cigar butts in pond
Old tires surround cherry trees--
Dead men who ate SPAM.

--Ramond Rafuse, Burlington Hahaha! HI!

13288.
Dead men who ate SPAM
Floaters upon The Old Pond
And still passing gas

--Ramond Rafuse, Burlington Hahaha! HI!

13289.
Birthday suit surprise
Hormel meat that comes in cans--
Better than gerbils.

--Whore Mel, Provincetown, Ma.

13290.
Lingering spittle
Drippy-drops off my moustache--
I sneezed SPAMfetti.

--Harold Wax, aka Kojack

13291.
For gentler SPAMku
You have to write it yourself--
And lie like a rug.

--Gentle Midget, kisspinkie@ynet.come

13292.
So you've got the runs
Have you eaten your SPAMgu?
Serves you right idjit!

--Harry Cary

13293.
Come back you coward
I fart in your direction--
I catapult SPAM.

--Big Red, Br988@wisenet.com

13294.
What's this in my SPAM
Dahmer once worked for Hormel--
No bones about it.

--Clem Ioana, clemi@prodnet.com

13295.
Maw have you seen paw?
Yeppers, he was making SPAM--
Unbeknownst to him.

--AnOnYmOuS, Dakota

13296.
Wonderful mountain
The steep steps of SPAM I climbed--
Slipped and fell.......I'm dead.

--Howacoochie Didit

13297.
Voodoo doll of SPAM
In the refrigerator--
Chillin' just chillin'.

--Viola Whachinski

13298.
Ah...The golden years
It's brand x dog food or SPAM--
Woof scratch sniff wag burp!

--Q-Tip

13299.
Can Origami
Graceful as the white crane's neck--
Like the wind.......SPAM blows!

--Soshua Ami

13300.
Lifelong wish begins
Divine SPAM is orgasmic
Rectal quintessence

--cwitt