SPAM Haiku 13801-13900

Move backwards to Numbers 13701-13800.


13801.
Hoping to surpass
by eating so many snouts,
smell sense is enhanced.
--Carl

13802.
Gourmet in training
eats many dozens of tongues,
taste phenomenal.

--Carl

13803.
Divine perfection:
nose, snout, ear. Love excelling,
a Trinity found.

--Carl

13804.
Age taking its toll,
Many ears scarfed over time,
Hearing now improved.

--Carl

13805.
SPAM discussed at length.
Its exegetic glory
revealed to masses.

--Carl

13806.
Am awash in drool,
fingers fumbling turning key.
Anticipation.

--Carl

13807.
I am lonely now.
With thy many tasteless tongues
talk to me, I hear.

--Carl

13808.
My stuffy nose runs,
Kleenex and tissue does snot
absorb; but SPAM's nose??

--Carl

13809.
Love, Faith, Hope, Patience,
Kindness. Porcelain accepts
sin expurgation.

--Carl

13810.
Sexless, amoral.
SPAM, you are as a lovely
spitoon love affair.

--Carl

13811.
Sitting in the nude
Eating SPAM is fun this way
Don't eat the tunnel

--Fred Garvin - male prostitute, massie001@hotmail.com

13812.
In pink blasphemies
demanding all, giving nil.
SPAM: The AntiChrist.

--Carl

13813.
I worship pinkness
and the loathsome flavors; I
gorge at thy altar.

--Carl

13814.
No First Amendment
protection for your hellish
gut ruination.

--Carl

13815.
Love's true mockery.
Apart from thee no love lives.
SPAM, complete porno.

--Carl

13816.
Ancient Dead Sea Scrolls
speak of aesthetic worship.
My salvation be.

--Carl

13817.
Tried to pen lunchbreak
SPAM-ku, ate SPAM first, cramped up,
hit the bowl instead.

--Tbone4

13818.
Blue porcine can. Blue
Porcelain water. Circle
Of life that is SPAM.

--Tbone4

13819.
Archie Bunker food
Blue collar pink pig paté
Smiles for the beer gut

--Futon Fauna

13820.
il sole alto
il viso sul cuscino
SPAM sopratutto

--Giorgio Giorgi

13821.
perché di nuovo
ti rechi verso terra
senza il tuo SPAM ?

--Giorgio Giorgi

13822.
The Navy's problems:
large, monstrous, without answer??
SPAM is the answer.

--Carl

13823.
DD250.
Confusion, finger pointing.
SPAM will grease the skids.

--Carl

13824.
For bribes/extortions:
the new currency is SPAM.
Pure gold in value.

--Carl

13825.
Compassionate SPAM.
Timeless purposeful passion,
in thee I now trust.

--Carl

13826.
There's a fat blonde worm
Eating at the Big Apple
Stock up on pink SPAM

--Chick N. Cachatori

13827.
We all fear darkness
Phobic of change in the known
We should all fear SPAM

--Dianna Bannana

13828.
Help prevent long life
Avoid the pains of old age
Eat your SPAM daily

--Dianna Bannana

13829.
SPAM comes in a can
Slick Willie comes in a sink
Hillary?....Who cares

--The First BJ, Moves to NY

13830.
Yes, eat SPAM and live.
Yes, SPAM meat in a square can.
No, SPAM. Please no SPAM!

--Robin, standing@theurinal.com

13831.
volle Giulio
varcare il Rubicone
Veni, vidi........SPAM?

--Giorgio Giorgi

13832.
Drink Pepsi or Coke.
Eat a lot of ground up pig.
Burp now. Fart later.

--Kent Morgan

13833.
Soft pink like the sun
Setting on fried egg and toast
Damp with rich drippings

--dan wheeler, oosknuba@aol.com

13834.
SPAM-kuers at the
Trough, vying for cyberfame.
Don't hog the SPAM pigs!

--Tbone4

13835.
Immune to diges-
tion, SPAM not to be sold as
food, says FDA.

--Tbone4

13836.
I can't think of a
Witty SPAM haiku right now.
I shall try later.

--The Ultrafoetus, buzz@ultrafoetus.freeserve.co.uk

13837.
I've never had the
satisfaction of tasting
the wonderful SPAM!

--Jon Poofak, Poofak@arsemonkeysoftheworlduniteinharmonyforthefirsttimeinmanyyears.com

13838.
If SPAM was human,
Who would it be? I have asked
Myself many times!

--Jon Poofak, Poofak@arsemonkeysoftheworlduniteinharmonyforthefirsttimeinmanyyears.com

13839.
At the old SPAM plant
The leaves were eaten by bugs,
The SPAM....hard and dry.

--Happy Carrot, An Orangeman

13840.
Fumes and wet gases
Escape from beer guzzling boobs
Where SPAM and sports meet.

--SPAMog

13841.
It shakes and quivers
Much like the Taco Bell dog
Psst! Yo Quiero SPAM

--Dan McCarthy, lenorules1950@yahoo.com

13842.
My SPAM love child is
Grilled to sizzling perfection
Cooling in the sun

--Bimbimbam

13843.
A B C D SPAM
In 1 2 3 big trouble
Oh Oh I'm dying

--Bimbimbam

13844.
Drying dying SPAM
Crying inside a bell jar
With Sylvia Plath

--Bimbimbam

13845.
SPAM on my fish hook
Vue Pao bites, my bobber's gone
He's my biggest catch

--Bimbimbam

13846.
AIDS is not the plague
Hep B and C seem to be
Kiss your SPAM goodbye

--Check out the following:, http://members.delphi.com/narue/index.html

13847.
big SPAM javelin
warm vodka, thin SPAM, olive
floating grease warm heart

--joel jensen

13848.
Million Years From Now
Ancient Warehouse is Unearthed
Pink Substance Unchanged

--John Frendreiss, john@frendreiss.com

13849.
Life, love, art, empires--
these pass into nothingness.
SPAM is eternal.

--John Frendreiss, john@frendreiss.com

13850.
Trapped by deadly foe
Cyanide pills are missing
SPAM will set me free

--John Frendreiss, john@frendreiss.com

13851.
I reject blindfold
Guns are jammed, I must eat SPAM
I accept blindfold

--John Frendreiss, john@frendreiss.com

13852.
L. A. County Fair:
SPAM aroma, taste sublime.
Hot stews, spicy love.

--Carl

13853.
Total Mystery,
Ingredients unnerving,
Run away from SPAM.

--Carl

13854.
Huell Howser, NO!!
Never have you tasted SPAM.
No masochist you.

--Carl

13855.
pig part meating pig
product pink animal gift
the present just is

--Daniel Paul, dpbv@earthlink.net

13856.
I figure writing
SPAMku gives me lots of luck
For the game this week!

--Trevor Eldredge, trevor@rhodesbread.com

13857.
Hard to think of SPAM
As anything but yummy
Until you try it!

--Trevor Eldredge, trevor@rhodesbread.com

13858.
All SPAMku authors
Should start club where we eat SPAM.
Then we'd be extinct.

--Trevor Eldredge, trevor@rhodesbread.com

13859.
No poems. No words.
We have SPAM and each other.
Spread some on me now.

--Kent Morgan

13860.
I like to eat SPAM
The SPAM is an acquired taste
Just don't eat the gel

--Fredrick Edgecombe

13861.
I like SPAM with eggs
And SPAM is good with meatloaf
SPAM is the greatest

--Lawrence Cooks

13862.
I collect SPAM cans
That is how much I like SPAM
What do you think, huh?

--Fredrick Edgecombe

13863.
The aroma from
a SPAM sandwich is delight-
ful to spread around.

--Fredrick Edgecombe

13864.
SPAM is great to eat
And is good on a red ship
It is the best meat

--Lawrence Cooks

13865.
It is good at work
It is great in bed at night
SPAM's super tasting

--Lawrence Cooks

13866.
Inside the blue can
Lives a delicious secret
Open it and see

--Todd Johnson

13867.
SPAM is nutricious
It has many vitamins
I like it at night

--Good Will Johnson

13868.
I love my SPAM, Mon
With salmon and pineapples
Don't burn my SPAM, Mon

--Good Will Johnson

13869.
I went SPAM hunting
With my SPAM bow and arrow
Blue can broke arrow

--Good Will Johnson

13870.
Blue can SPAM agent
Undercover in dark night
With my red flashlight

--Good Will Edgecombe and Cooks

13871.
We embrace midnight
Lying together in bed
Like SPAM to its can

--Charles Wharton, cmwharton@rcn

13872.
Neighbor's dog barking.
I thrust SPAM into its throat.
Nice quiet doggy.

--David Weaver, bubba@tx.com

13873.
GravyDay again.
I search for meaning with SPAM.
GravyDump: no pride.

--Carl

13874.
I hear the word: "GO".
I will soon SPAM the Big Lie.
I heed the call now.

--Carl

13875.
Awesome menu now
at Sixty-Seven-Forty:
SPAM cooked in Guinness.

--Carl

13876.
Barflies buzz around.
Expecting the worst, I bite.
E the A watches.

--Carl

13877.
Eyes roll back in fear,
stomach upheaves heavenward.
new client I am.

--Carl

13878.
Girlfriend's a vegan
Tough choice: soybean knish or SPAM?
Reach for the pink can

--Mark Brill (aka Hot-Dog Boy), mebrill@ucdavis.edu

13879.
Kansas got it wrong
Creation? Evolution?
Life started with SPAM

--Mark Brill (aka Hot-Dog Boy), mebrill@ucdavis.edu

13880.
Stake and garlic fail
Undead meat cannot expire
Flee from vampire SPAM

--Mark Brill (aka Hot-Dog Boy), mebrill@ucdavis.edu

13881.
Meat in a square can
Darwin never knew about
Rectangular pigs

--Mark Brill (aka Hot-Dog Boy), mebrill@ucdavis.edu

13882.
Infidels burn SPAM
Jerusalem in chaos:
The holy Crusades

--Mark Brill (aka Hot-Dog Boy), mebrill@ucdavis.edu

13883.
Solozzo starts war,
Sends message: Luca Brazzi
Sleeps with the cann'd meat

--Mark Brill (aka Hot-Dog Boy), mebrill@ucdavis.edu

13884.
Rabbit in Luke's blood,
failure to communicate--
meat you just can't eat.

--Mark Brill (aka Hot-Dog Boy), mebrill@ucdavis.edu

13885.
Ancient monolith
Orbits around Jupiter
Full of stars--or SPAM?

--Mark Brill (aka Hot-Dog Boy), mebrill@ucdavis.edu

13886.
Marcellus threaten'd
To get medieval on ass--
He envisioned SPAM

--Mark Brill (aka Hot-Dog Boy), mebrill@ucdavis.edu

13887.
Marcellus's case,
glowing and awe-inspiring--
You know what it was!

--Mark Brill (aka Hot-Dog Boy), mebrill@ucdavis.edu

13888.
Why did Benjamin
yell out "Elaine" at the church?
She'd taken his SPAM.

--Mark Brill (aka Hot-Dog Boy), mebrill@ucdavis.edu

13889.
At haunted hotel,
All work, no play--Jack goes nuts
Wendy hoarded SPAM

--Mark Brill (aka Hot-Dog Boy), mebrill@ucdavis.edu

13890.
Indy fights Nazis.
What was in Covenant Ark?
Was it...? You guessed it!

--Mark Brill (aka Hot-Dog Boy), mebrill@ucdavis.edu

13891.
Travis had no SPAM,
Taxi made him go insane.
You talking to me?

--Mark Brill (aka Hot-Dog Boy), mebrill@ucdavis.edu

13892.
Force was strong in him--
How'd he survive Dagobah?
Yoda SPAM did like

--Mark Brill (aka Hot-Dog Boy), mebrill@ucdavis.edu

13893.
Alex and his Droogs
drank the old Ultra-Violent:
SPAM juice in a glass

--Mark Brill (aka Hot-Dog Boy), mebrill@ucdavis.edu

13894.
massive SPAM can spill
off the coast of Alaska
the waters turn pink

--Anonymous

13895.
Something in jungle
Makes Kurtz slowly go insane:
The Horror--the SPAM!

--Mark Brill (aka Hot-Dog Boy), mebrill@ucdavis.edu

13896.
Chuck finds diff'rent world--
Get your damn SPAM off of me,
You damn dirty ape

--Mark Brill (aka Hot-Dog Boy), mebrill@ucdavis.edu

13897.
Butler to Scarlett:
Frankly my dear, I don't give...
Oh, you know the rest!

--Mark Brill (aka Hot-Dog Boy), mebrill@ucdavis.edu

13898.
Big shark likes pink flesh--
Gonna need a bigger boat:
Quint in a square can

--Mark Brill (aka Hot-Dog Boy), mebrill@ucdavis.edu

13899.
Chuck holds grudge, meets God.
Race chariot for revenge--
Masala is SPAM

--Mark Brill (aka Hot-Dog Boy), mebrill@ucdavis.edu

13900.
Janet takes a show'r,
Norman will have none of it,
Turns her into SPAM

--Mark Brill (aka Hot-Dog Boy), mebrill@ucdavis.edu


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