SPAM Haiku 13701-13800

Move backwards to Numbers 13601-13700.


13701.
Hillary and Bill
Share the qualities of SPAM:
Salty, pink, and fat.
--Capt. SPAMerica

13702.
Lobstah flavored SPAM
For the dinks on the Vineyard--
Comes in sinks, not cans.

--Hilary Clingon, dingleberry@inhale.come

13703.
Vote for Hillary
this country's First Blonde B.J.
and receive free SPAM.

--Hilary Clingon, dingleberry@inhale.come

13704.
Your SPAM delicious
Memories of the pig farms
Dancing on my tongue.

--§ P ä |V|, |V| â |\\| (*@*)(wank!)

13705.
Hunny SPAM wankers
Safe sex gals of the '90s
Don't eat at the "Y"

--§ P ä |V|, |V| â |\\| (*@*)(wank!)

13706.
Swamp gas or angel
SPAM lures me to the out house
The gerbils are free

--Bay Villager, Boston

13707.
Roto Rooter man
Ream me out of this SPAM jam
I need love tonight

--Dead Gerbils

13708.
Wall to wall piglets
Three-legged ham amputees
For the love of SPAM

--Rich Lee Embossed, SPAMc@n.com

13709.
Pink porcine porridge
Made with blood, sweat, tears, and SPAM--
And a mother's greed.

--Jane Burgess, Love & Light, SPAM Lite

13710.
SPAM is pretty weird
I ate some and I passed out
Whoo was it stanky!

--oh, no one..., oh, no where

13711.
SPAM-ku I spill my
guts to you. What's it 'bout you
that I feel? Raw Pork?

--Tbone4

13712.
Headache? SPAM. Depressed?
SPAM. Can't get it up? SPAM. Lack
Faith? My God man, SPAM!

--Tbone4

13713.
New SPAM², twice the gel-
atinous savory bits,
for your greedy guts.

--Tbone4

13714.
SPAM-ku disciples:
Austere obsession coursing
through clogged arteries.

--Tbone4

13715.
Radio singing
"Help me make it through the night"
SPAM blues at midnight

--dr.soo dho nimh

13716.
Summer heat causes
Blue can to expand and burst
SPAM left in the car

--dr soo dho nimh

13717.
One SPAMku a day
Helps cure the constant craving
For the pink cubed treat!

--Trevor Eldredge, trevor@rhodesbread.com

13718.
You think puke smells bad?
Try leaving a can of SPAM
Open for a year.

--Trevor Eldredge, trevor@rhodesbread.com

13719.
They say eat breakfast
To do well on tests that day.
Ate SPAM and failed all!

--Trevor Eldredge, trevor@rhodesbread.com

13720.
Arteries are plugged
Heart has hard time pumping blood
All because of SPAM!

--Trevor Eldredge, trevor@rhodesbread.com

13721.
Glistening in sun
Pink jelly brick sits on fence.
Stop the temptation.

--Trevor Eldredge

13722.
Playboy, can of SPAM
Sitting on toilet with both.
Bach'lor paradise.

--Justin Haymore, What up dawg?

13723.
Palette for my spork;
SPAM, Velveeta, Jell-O, Tang:
Americana!

--Porky Evil, david@citygraphics.com

13724.
Sentimental SPAM
Malingering memories--
Puke on my Pumas.

--Becky S. Room

13725.
Magic pink SPAM wand
Grandpaw's gift to all the boys
For the little girls.

--Fortunito

13726.
a little SPAMMY
she said as she sampled the
gunk from my navel

--Billybob

13727.
your eyes are so blue
as a can of SPAM, shining
fresh paint, no dents, yes

--Billybob

13728.
Fortuitous I
That SPAM was so good I puked
And did it again

--Doojie , Fast Freddie, Kenmore Sq. Boston

13729.
Necrotic SPAMku
Jellifying brain tissue
It's a big time Boink!

--Doojie

13730.
History: not my
sponge of SPAM to sop life dry!
Earth's infinity...

--flubadubs@aol.com

13731.
SPAM/Charmin tie-in:
Buy one get other half off.
Sales of both double!

--Tbone4

13732.
Predetermined joy,
intrepid discoverer,
in a can of SPAM.

--James Coggeshall

13733.
Breakfast at seven
SPAM, eggs, dark sweet coffee sipped
SPAM "again" at eight

--Deezul Doktor, rad3766@hotmail.com

13734.
Fruit of the Loom briefs
hung out in breeze, SPAM tattle
"skids" for all to see.

--Deezul Doktor, rad3766@hotmail.com

13735.
SPAM reuben sandwich
from the SPAM recipe site
abuse on rye bread

--Deezul Doktor, rad3766@hotmail.com

13736.
SPAM! Seen in my head
Hogs shriek, agonized last breath
Handy 12 ounce can

--Deezul Doktor, rad3766@hotmail.com

13737.
It's still going strong
5 billion cans sold to date
SPAM up to your ears

--Deezul Doktor, rad3766@hotmail.com

13738.
"What the heck is SPAM?"
Pork shoulder and ham..........(mostly)
Secret spices.....Shhhhh!

--Deezul Doktor, rad3766@hotmail.com

13739.
Bomb shelter finding
SPAM from the faboo' fifties
Ain't gonna eat it

--Deezul Doktor, rad3766@hotmail.com

13740.
Yada yada, see
metal bar motel, wardens.
Bad SPAM in the can.

--Deezul Doktor , rad 3766@hot mail.com

13741.
Vicious hog mugging
used to be "down on the farm"
SPAM, "up on the shelf"

--Deezul Doktor, rad3766@hot mail

13742.
Noon time whistle blows
SPAM, pumpernickel, onions
Now your whistle blows

--Deezul Doktor, rad3766@hot mail

13743.
Perverted pleasure
New SPAM factory record
6 snouts in each can

--Deezul Doktor, rad3766@hot mail

13744.
Loomed fruit asunder
The SPAM express from lunch hell
Rolls on like thunder

--Deezul Doktor, rad3766@hot mail

13745.
Public pinched noses
Putrid and horrid and rank
Lunch was SPAM, touché

--Deezul Doktor, rad3766@hot mail

13746.
Pink pigmentation
Yellow grease pimples through-out
Eat, you'll "through-out" too

--Deezul Doktor, rad3766@hot mail

13747.
SPAM stain on your chin
Pray, what do you hope to find
Head in the pig bin?

--Deezul Doktor, rad3766@hot mail

13748.
You big man, pig man
Ha ha, charade's what you are
Pink Floyd/SPAM haiku

--Deezul Doktor, rad3766@hot mail

13749.
Pig in the city
Babe, are you Hormel skip-out
Escaped the can blue?

--Deezul Doktor, rad3766@hot mail

13750.
Lions, tigers, SPAM
Oh my, Toto, we're not in
Kansas any more.

--Deezul Doktor, rad3766@hot mail

13751.
Scads of mixed pig parts
Pork shoulders and ham.......(mostly)
Any labium here?

--Deezul Doktor, rad3766@hot mail

13752.
Sam's green eggs and SPAM
I AM Sam's green eggs and SPAM
O.K., whatever

--Deezul Doktor, rad3766@hot mail

13753.
Sooo-eeee, soooo-eeeee, pig!
The blue metallic stampede
Comes racing to me

--Deezul Doktor, rad3766@hot mail

13754.
Curious pig eyes
the empty blue can; was it
brother, sister, friend?

--Deezul Doktor, rad3766@hot mail

13755.
A bovine truffling?
Truffles no! Find the 12 ounce
coffins of friends past.

--Deezul Doktor, rad3766@hot mail

13756.
Hog nirvana, this.
15 minutes of fame, this.
SPAM in the can, this.

--Deezul Doktor, rad3766@hot mail

13757.
Hormel knives whirl through
day and night and hog alike.
'Ello Mum, more SPAM?

--Deezul Doktor, rad3766@hot mail

13758.
Farm, truck, house o' death
Chopped, ground, slimy SPAM in cans
Get it at the store

--Deezul Doktor, rad3766@hot mail

13759.
Disassembled hog
how are you, this new SPAM day?
Well, what do you think?

--Deezul Doktor, rad3766@hot mail

13760.
Redneck holiday
SPAM subs in for the real food
More money for beer

--Deezul Doktor, rad3766@hot mail

13761.
Lamb of SPAM; a faux,
saw it on the telly, M*A*S*H*:
pig parts, a lamb sham.

--Deezul Doktor, rad3766@hot mail

13762.
Fouled wind blows, south, west,
north, east, inescapable;
Hormel death house near.

--Deezul Doktor, rad3766@hot mail

13763.
Twenty-four seven
Undertakers wish come true
Gullets crammed with SPAM

--Deezul Doktor, rad3766@hot mail

13764.
Wild Minnesota
home of ol' George A. Hormel
SPAM mecca, hogs' death.

--Deezul Doktor, rad3766@hot mail

13765.
Gore, glop, glue combined
with various pungent pig parts:
SPAM may stop your heart.

--Deezul Doktor, rad3766@hot mail

13766.
Read all SPAM haiku
More than thirteen thousand verse
Queasy stomach churns

--Deezul Doktor, rad3766@hotmail.com

13767.
All those SPAM haiku
Gore imagery comes to mind
Cool pink, evil born

--Deezul Doktor, rad3766@hotmail.com

13768.
my eyes have seen the
glory, coming of the SPAM
my rear, the going

--Deezul Doktor

13769.
........You don' eat your SPAM
you can't have any pudding.
Wrong! Do it again.

--Deezul Doktor

13770.
Asbestos undies
Thrown into the SPAM battle
Then into the wash

--Deezul Doktor

13771.
.......Just a lil' pin prick
then there will be no more SPAAAAAAAM!
You'll feel a lil' sick.

--Deezul Doktor

13772.
They state that in SPAM
there's just some parts of the pig
........and what of the rest?

--Deezul Doktor

13773.
Here we sit intent:
we are all agog awaiting
for more SPAM haiku.

--Deezul Doktor

13774.
Pink pig poltergeist,
after eating a large pile
behind, a large pile.

--Deezul Doktor

13775.
Gelatinous SPAM
Lipid pools, ungodly stench
Get it at Wal-mart

--Deezul Doktor

13776.
Hog holocaust reigns
Hormel's evil henchmen slay
"More SPAM for you, Mum?"

--Deezul Doktor

13777.
She is soft and pink
I lick her length and her breadth
My SPAM, I love her!

--B.Jones, wordsmyth1@excite.com

13778.
la dama disse
non qui bel cavaliere
e SPAM per sempre

--giorgio giorgi

13779.
I yearn for Gravy
Walls hear my plaintive loud cry
I SPAM the Big Lie

--Carl

13780.
Pink SPAM, it's a hit.
Don't give me that do goody
goody good bullshit.

--Deezul Doktor, rad3766@hotmail.com

13781.
SPAM, or so they say,
root of all evil today
giving none away.

--Deezul Doktor, rad3766@hotmail.com

13782.
Grab those cans, both hands
and make a stash. SPAM's a hit.
Don't give me bullshit.

--Deezul Doktor, rad3766@hotmail.com

13783.
SPAM, get back. All right
Jack, keep your hands off my stack.
Pink SPAM. It's a hit.

--Deezul Doktor, rad3766@hotmail.com

13784.
Come in here dear boy,
have SPAM. You're gonna go far.
You're gonna fly high.

--Deezul Doktor, rad3766@hotmail.com

13785.
Inextricable
S.P.A.M./intestines
Till death, do we part

--Deezul Doktor, rad3766@hotmail.com

13786.
The pink SPAM can blues
Played on my small intestine
By hams of dead swine.

--Theodore Hartlett

13787.
Immortality!
Mankind's iv'ry gift of--Oh...
I thought you said sperm.

--John Jewell, shstrng@hotmail.com

13788.
If SPAM were chicken
Feathers might be found in cans
And not grey rat fur.

--Fr. Foundling, Our Lady of Pork Church

13789.
Television haze
As images dance freely
SPAM beautiful SPAM

--August L. Forte, Jr., banzai6@yahoo.com

13790.
frying on the stove
suddenly i change my mind
no SPAM for me, thanks

--reanna

13791.
SPAM saved me from life
When I lived in the projex
Food stamps bought my wine

--Spacie Gracie, You can kiss my SPAM!

13792.
The boundary between
Pink SPAM lunch meat and garbage
Is in the colon.

--Colon Young

13793.
The forgotten war
The war we all lose to SPAM
In our boxer shorts

--Gut Feeling, squirt@hopper.com

13794.
Sexy SPAM lady
You sure know how to burn meat
Ouch! How'd you do that?

--Lydia S. Chocha, Chochcoach@dot.ma

13795.
New SPAM baby food
Gives your young'uns a jump start
On the old chain gang

--Master Locke

13796.
The key's twirling fast.
Oh, take me to ecstasy!!
Gluttony begins.

--Carl

13797.
Health inspectors know:
in thy salty perfection
we shall be preserved.

--Carl

13798.
Losers arrested
for "Incitement to Haiku"
and "Contempt of Pork."

--Carl

13799.
Losers found guilty
Judge Hormel shows no mercy
Ten years in the "Can"

--Carl

13800.
Losers escape "Can"
"Pink Peril" threatens planet
Epidemic spreads!!

--Carl


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