SPAM Haiku 15201-15300

Move backwards to Numbers 15101-15200.

15201.
Ma adores this SPAM
Pa revels in its glory
I puke with hatred

--Zila, ZilaKid@AOL

15202.
Cows, pigs, and toenails,
It is quite good with gravy.
Who else here likes SPAM?

--Paul Newton

15203.
Piglet whose daddy
Is A.I. tube--what will he
Be when he grows up?

--Gordon B. Hinckley

15204.
Boar studs spend their lives
Being milked for sperm; their flesh
Much too tough for SPAM.

--Gordon B. Hinckley

15205.
Ho ho ho Eddie
You think you can neglect SPAM?
SPAM runs all our lives

--Mistah Koish, Bigfatcow99@hotmail.com

15206.
Remember the day
When we thought SPAM was nasty?
No, I don't either.

--Mistah Koish, Bigfatcow99@hotmail.com

15207.
SPAM, the king of meats
Recognizable as meat?
No, that is its ploy

--Mistah Koish, Bigfatcow99@hotmail.com

15208.
Beautiful Bastard
You live your life in a can
How I envy you!

--Mistah Koish, bigfatcow99@hotmail.com

15209.
Show me a man who
loves both SPAM and the ladies
And I'll show you me

--Mistah Koish, bigfatcow99@hotmail.com

15210.
Ah, the Internet
Where else can nerds and hackers
Meet in praise of SPAM?

--Mistah Koish, bigfatcow99@hotmail.com

15211.
Decode the word SPAM
Something Posing As Meat--Now
I'm not that hungry

--gooup, kc5rfo@hotmail.com

15212.
Pink Jelly Substance
Clings to the quivering meat
I call it "SPAM Jam"

--gooup, kc5rfo@hotmail.com

15213.
The heartburn of SPAM:
Indescribable pleasure
Reckoned with later.

--Jim Heskin, Blueforks@aol.com

15214.
Bow down Your Pinkness.
With sword, I dub thee, Sir SPAM.
Now rise if you can.

--Jim Heskin, Blueforks@aol.com

15215.
eat it ev'ry day
my salty, pop-top manna
gift from God? Satan?

--phrancahr

15216.
The SPAMinator.
Other meats run for their lives.
Oh SPAM! My hero!

--Christopher Brown, particleman_2001@yahoo.com

15217.
A SPAM is a SPAM
Is a SPAM is a SPAM is
A SPAM is a SPAM

--Gertrude SPAMstein, SacredSPAM@yahoo.com

15218.
Fry the fat right out
Crisp now, blot off the excess
Try to find what's left

--W. Andy Meier, wamwork@excite.com

15219.
Diced SPAM, peas, carrots,
and small bits of pineapple.
Hey! It's almost food!

--W. Andy Meier, wamwork@excite.com

15220.
Cowboy poetry:
Second-rate when compared to
A pigboy's verses.

--Gordon B. Hinckley

15221.
Better to die fast
Than spend the rest of your life
In a piggery.

--Gordon B. Hinckley

15222.
Hey man! SPAM in can.
Eat what you can, can the rest.
Wham bam, thank you ma'am!

--Blli, WCKEMPE@aol.com

15223.
SPAM has a power
to make you invisible...
no one looks at me.

--Blli, WCKEMPE@aol.com

15224.
SPAM cannot hurt you
while it is still in the can.
Open it? Run FAST!!

--Blli, WCKEMPE@aol.com

15225.
I just bought some SPAM
from Mister Mental Patient.
Paid for it with Mars.

--Blli, WCKEMPE@aol.com

15226.
The Mental Patient
said the SPAM can talk and fly,
but it only burps.

--Blli, WCKEMPE@aol.com

15227.
Sunday night dinner;
Mother-in-law asunder;
My debt to you, SPAM.

--Francois LeTourneux, francois_letourneux@city.vancouver.bc.ca

15228.
Bee-M-Double-U;
sunglasses and horsepower;
a SPAM tin holder.

--Francois LeTourneux, francois_letourneux@city.vancouver.bc.ca

15229.
Glass of Cabernet;
SPAM in truffle jus; behold!
The grand flight of pigs.

--Francois LeTourneux, francois_letourneux@city.vancouver.bc.ca

15230.
Breakfast of champions:
chopped liver, kidneys and SPAM,
mixed in a blender.

--Francois LeTourneux, francois_letourneux@city.vancouver.bc.ca

15231.
The beckoning SPAM,
The spirit of deviled ham.
My swollen longing.

--The Igloomaster, igloomaster@yahoo.com

15232.
SPAM and eggs: day's work
For a hen but a lifetime
Achievement for pig.

--Gordon B. Hinckley

15233.
SPAM in my trousers,
Ladies stare, bewilderment...
Gelatin Phallus

--Matty Fresh, MattyJ64@yahoo.com

15234.
Cantankerous meat.
"Where's my rent, you S.O.B?"
Pink, fleshy landlord.

--Matty Fresh, MattyJ64@yahoo.com

15235.
Blind date made from SPAM.
I know it can never work...
One night of passion.

--Matty Fresh, MattyJ64@yahoo.com

15236.
Organ donors ask:
What would you give? Your heart? Eyes?
Yes, but not my SPAM.

--Matty Fresh, MattyJ64@yahoo.com

15237.
Pig's death, silent scream.
Those porcine dreams cut so short...
I cannot eat that.

--Captain SPAMtastic, sean@phelpsgroup.com

15238.
I've seen the pink meat;
Witnessing its glow, I will
never sleep again.

--Captain SPAMtastic

15239.
Fantastic voyage
into can, no turning back.
Care to SPAM along?

--Captain SPAMtastic

15240.
You there, acting so
holier than thou: come on--
We've all eaten it.

--Captain SPAMtastic

15241.
Fitting a whole pig
into such a little can--
choose your parts with care.

--Captain SPAMtastic

15242.
A SPAM universe.
Pink, cold, square, indifferent.
My nightmare vision.

--Captain SPAMtastic

15243.
Shots from the SPAM Cam:
Inside can, all is dark, but
something there--it's meat?

--Captain SPAMtastic

15244.
SPAM stares me down now.
Time has come to open can.
Please don't leave--I'm scared.

--Captain SPAMtastic

15245.
Love, pink is thy name;
How my soul doth wake for thee.
SPAMeth not this heart.

--Captain SPAMtastic

15246.
Cold gelatin truth
quivers at first bold fork stab.
Digest? How could I??

--Captain SPAMtastic

15247.
Don't say what you dare...
I won't hear S-P-A-M.
Breakfast! Lunch! Dinner!

--Sailor on the Swine Sea, josh@phelpsgroup.com

15248.
If I thought of what
A hoofed burden I would bear,
perched there on my tongue.

--Sailor on the Swine Sea, josh@phelpsgroup.com

15249.
If I could be meat...
sinking in my skin of SPAM.
That blue can my home.

--Sailor on the Swine Sea, josh@phelpsgroup.com

15250.
Could it once have walked?
In another life it did...
Instant meat called SPAM.

--Sailor on the Swine Sea, josh@phelpsgroup.com

15251.
Pig murder goes down,
evidence hidden in can.
News at eleven.

--Captain SPAMtastic

15252.
Your dinner just moved.
Slow, pink, and deliberate.
Alive, it watches.

--Captain SPAMtastic

15253.
Do my eyes deceive?
This can with a broken tab...
No! Why must SPAM tease?

--Sailor on the Swine Sea, josh@phelpsgroup.com

15254.
Hot dog destiny:
chops, loins, ribs--the finest cuts.
What is left for SPAM?

--Captain SPAMtastic

15255.
Describe your best day.
But the grocer mustn't know!
SPAM for free I say!

--Sailor on the Swine Sea, josh@phelpsgroup.com

15256.
How about a bite
of entrail, snout, sphincter, hoof?
Trust me--you will die.

--Captain SPAMtastic

15257.
Such a child's friend he...
Does my little piggy cry?
SPAM is swine heaven.

--Sailor on the Swine Sea, josh@phelpsgroup.com

15258.
SPAM does not fear man...
Why should a can be so cold?
Would you too as food?

--Sailor on the Swine Sea, josh@phelpsgroup.com

15259.
What ploy could convince
to sing the praises of SPAM:
the other pink meat.

--Captain SPAMtastic

15260.
Meat flavored Jell-O.
Even the cat shies away.
Sin in silver can.

--Senya

15261.
Why is SPAM so pink?
Like legend's siren it calls...
Eat me big boy now!

--Sailor on the Swine Sea

15262.
A fistful of SPAM;
squeezed into five long pink worms.
Why do you hate it?

--Captain SPAMtastic

15263.
Pigs in a blanket?
No, it's pigs in tin for me...
Belly aches for SPAM.

--Sailor on the Swine Sea

15264.
My mind becomes weak...
I speak of SPAM all day long.
Why not eat it now?

--Sailor on the Swine Sea

15265.
babbling brook of wet
poop flows out to the ocean
of john, good-bye SPAM

--edweena reemer, denise@hmhftvlmgt.com

15266.
opalescent film
smothering teeth tongue and lips
the essence of SPAM

--edweena reemer, denise@hmhftvlmgt.com

15267.
"Oink! Oink!" says the pig
Silence stills the cold night air
Mmmm! SPAM. Ugh! A HAIR!!!

--Kyle, kso_cheese@hotmail.com

15268.
peeking out of can
a visual of gentle
pink meaty goodness

--edweena reemer, denise@hmhftvlmgt.com

15269.
smiling hogs haunt me
aberration from the can
of ghostly gristle

--edweena reemer, denise@hmhftvlmgt.com

15270.
My final entry...
But mourn not for me, SPAM friends;
I choose: death by pig.

--Captain SPAMtastic

15271.
I can hear their cries
each time I open the can...
Pigs without number.

--Captain SPAMtastic

15272.
Have you heard of SPAM?
One simple word means so much.
Simply put, pig death.

--Captain SPAMtastic

15273.
Taste is not a word
you associate with this
surprising foodstuff.

--Captain SPAMtastic

15274.
Just 'cause I don't eat...
The mysterious thing here.
Don't tread on me SPAM!

--Sailor on the Swine Sea, josh@phelpsgroup.com

15275.
If we only met
sooner we'd surely see love...
My quirky pink Meat.

--Sailor on the Swine Sea, josh@phelpsgroup.com

15276.
Pink meat--an odd treat!
Your mouth was not made for that.
Still, you may enjoy...

--Captain SPAMtastic

15277.
simple as could be
a big can of by-products
served with its own key

--lazarus28, jordan@earthtransport.com

15278.
God did not intend
Pig birth through artificial
Insemination

--Gordon B. Hinckley

15279.
Sow pregnancy is
Achieved without hot nasty
Tender piggy love.

--Gordon B. Hinckley

15280.
commercial email
NEW! MAKE LOTS OF MONEY FAST!
and SPAM is real meat....

--David Miller

15281.
my SPAM grows weary
lie on my skillet, loved one
fast asleep SPAM slice

--edweena reemer

15282.
neighbors conversing
"why does a SPAM lick its balls?"
"dah! because it can!"

--edweena reemer

15283.
Hogs grunt, pen to pen
Porcine gossip, life's events
On the slotted floor

--Gordon B. Hinckley

15284.
High point of hog's life
Is computer-driven plop
Of rations in trough.

--Gordon B. Hinckley

15285.
Mystical meatstuff!
I kneel in awe and wonder--
my altar of pink.

--Captain SPAMtastic

15286.
pink greasy meat block
sealed within a steely tomb
unleashed on the world

--Chuck Beard

15287.
unholy pink thing
imprisoned in a steel tomb
waiting for release

--Chuck Beard

15288.
my machine runs sweet
using SPAM for lubricant
packed among the gears

--Chuck Beard

15289.
murder rate has dropped
since the new punishment of
death by SPAM started

--Chuck Beard

15290.
I can't believe it!
SPAM takes over my body!
Bodily functions...

--Anonymous

15291.
Smile gelatinous
Piece of compressed meat product
A treat you are.......MMmmmmm

--Princess Vanessa

15292.
Tie SPAM to your feet
Try to skate in the summer
Impress your girlfriend

--Wamwork@excite.com

15293.
A smear of Cheez Whiz
Oozed on a spud product chip
All around some SPAM.

--wamwork@excite.com

15294.
Young dad named Martin
Refused to let his children
Eat SPAM 'til older.

--wamwork@excite.com

15295.
Pig lips and peckers
Porcine tripe and porcine ears
Believed parts of SPAM.

--wamwork@excite.com

15296.
Without the pig fat
All the little piggy parts
Would de-SPAM apart.

--wamwork@excite.com

15297.
SPAM just makes me fart
Along with old pickled eggs
And more greasy SPAM.

--wamwork@excite.com

15298.
A very good belch
After a whole can of SPAM
Is but a prelude.

--wamwork@excite.com

15299.
Cold SPAM hockey pucks
Won't last but will just about
Mess up the goalie.

--wamwork@excite.com

15300.
A cold lump of SPAM
For fun dropped down her panties
You won't join the SPAM!

--wamwork@excite.com