SPAM Haiku 16401-16500

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16401.
canned SPAM turns me on
it makes me so horny, i'm
screaming with delight

--wart

16402.
i dream about SPAM
every night in my dreams
i dream about SPAM

--wart

16403.
I wrote a SPAM-ku
When there were only hundreds
I take it all back

--John Sahr, jdsahr@u.washington.edu

16404.
Heard about C-SPAM?
Pork barrel politicians,
speaking pig latin!

--Kyle Hendrickson, khendrickson@erols.com

16405.
Did God create SPAM?
Or was it the work of the
Devil and Hormel?

--j nov

16406.
Total Flake SPAMHead.
Missed meeting: e-mail to write.
Shareholder Value !!!

--Laid Back, In_Limbo@The_Boneyard.com

16407.
It's sister's birthday.
Made her a Jell-O cake; but
no SPAM candles found.

--Laid Back, In_Limbo@The_Boneyard.com

16408.
Premillennial
Dispensationalism.......
heresy AND SPAM!!

--Laid Back, In_Limbo@The_Boneyard.com

16409.
I lost my old boss.
New boss says, "Too busy now."
I read/write SPAMKu.

--Laid Back, In_Limbo@The_Boneyard.com

16410.
My job skills are too
few.... total stupidity.
Will SPAM now hit fan??

--Laid Back, In_Limbo@The_Boneyard.com

16411.
I'm in aerospace.
SPAMbrain idiot: I'm still
overqualified!!!

--Laid Back, In_Limbo@The_Boneyard.com

16412.
Pink makes me think, so
Of places I should not go
But still they will know

--Timmy, sleeping@The_Boneyard.com

16413.
The coliseum
Is no place for the timid
Your guts look like SPAM

--Timmy, sleeping@The_Boneyard.com

16414.
Large SPAM ingestion.
I vomit a great distance.
A new World's Record.

--James Stroup, james@rdr.net

16415.
How is it that I,
once a sane human being,
fantasize 'bout SPAM.

--James Stroup, james@rdr.net

16416.
Sitting on toilet.
I deposit my SPAM waste.
Porcelain erupts.

--James Stroup, james@rdr.net

16417.
Turned the key and saw
crimes against pigmanity
slide onto my plate.

--Teri Anderson, washbear_1999@yahoo.com

16418.
May your Thanksgiving
table be devoid of pink
pig pressed in a can.

--Teri Anderson, washbear_1999@yahoo.com

16419.
As found in nature
Roaches will not approach SPAM
But they can be trained!

--Mark W. Williamson, Williamson@casneredwards.com

16420.
The proud pig's rectum
Once treasured for its function
Now loved just for taste

--Mark W. Williamson, Williamson@Casneredwards.com

16421.
O SPAM, te amo
Sure, you taste a bit corpse-y
but so does flank steak!

--Mark W. Williamson, Williamson@Casneredwards.com

16422.
How sad, Miss Piggy
Who once was Kermit's lover
Now a moist pink log

--Williamson, Williamson@Casneredwards.com

16423.
Compressed pig-chad loaf:
for whom would you have voted?
The Orthodox Jew?

--Milford Pigboy

16424.
Late at night I dream,
SPAM: Spare Parts And Mucilage.
It is a nightmare.

--James Stroup, james@rdr.net

16425.
vile swine in a can
why dost thou tempt me piggy?
devastated Jew

--Amy, cherubrockk@aol.com

16426.
Let me share with you
My wonderful dream last night
All-you-can-eat SPAM

--SPAMgirl

16427.
Drippy pink solace
comes from blue can to comfort
post-election blues.

--Milford Pigboy

16428.
Will of the people:
Get government off our backs
and give us more SPAM!

--Milford Pigboy

16429.
9 am meeting.
Did not bring my SPAM last week.
They did not miss me.

--GravyHead, oozing@the_boneyard.com

16430.
Incredible SPAM:
Seven people, no action.
My brain in neutral.

--GravyHead, oozing@the_boneyard.com

16431.
Six months later we
are still talking the same stuff.
At least SPAM ages.

--GravyHead, oozing@the_boneyard.com

16432.
Salt in SPAM preserves.
Salt here falls in open wounds:
salty foaming snails.

--GravyHead, oozing@the_boneyard.com

16433.
The chief shaved his head,
something to do, change needed.
Pig snouts have more hair.

--GravyHead, oozing@the_boneyard.com

16434.
Speaking of more hair:
do those snouts get shaved before
the canning process??

--GravyHead, oozing@the_boneyard.com

16435.
Now that scary thought
will make me donate razors
to Mister Hormel.

--GravyHead, oozing@the_boneyard.com

16436.
Stiff toothbrush bristles.
Is there a market for this
pre-SPAM byproduct??

--GravyHead, oozing@the_boneyard.com

16437.
It's the next dot.com!!
Maybe Hormel already
has this idea.

--GravyHead, oozing@the_boneyard.com

16438.
On Thanksgiving Day,
most families eat turkey.
But our "bird" is SPAM.

--Fozzie

16439.
I fashion coins out
of old SPAM loaves and flick them
in the wishing well.

--Fozzie

16440.
Let SPAM and all its
juices flow forth as rivers
to quench a parched world!

--Fozzie

16441.
i have not had the
joy of tasting SPAM yet so
tell me, is it good?

--hoodiemonster, hoodiemonster@insanitymail.com

16442.
Quivering, pink flesh.
Deliciously, moistened mound!
Mmmmm, salty sweetness!

--John Donato, jd_donato@hotmail.com

16443.
Swineherd's job: convince
pigs their interests and his
are one and the same.

--Milford Pigboy

16444.
SPAM, almost-meat food
Stomach turns over again
Scrape jelly next time

--Mo_town_hot_girl@yahoo.com

16445.
Frozen for eons
in Arctic ice, now thaws the
great woolly SPAMmoth.

--Fozzie

16446.
A dark lonely night
My stomach quivers again
1-900-SPAM

--Hugh, grewco1@cs.com

16447.
I want a girl who
has big blonde hair, big tits and
loves to munch on SPAM.

--j nov

16448.
Who's the wise guy that
brought the SPAM to this potluck?
Thank God for Rolaids!

--Ohio-Gremlin

16449.
YECCH!!...Abandoned by
an astronaut on the moon.
Half a SPAM sandwich.

--Ohio-Gremlin

16450.
The Bruce Willis film
LETHAL CONTAINER OF PORK
had cost overruns.

--Ohio-Gremlin

16451.
A stench hits my nose,
jelly slides down my fingers,
the can is open.

--Chris

16452.
'60s memories
My aunt recalls each Tuesday
Family SPAM night

--Sally Credle, scredle@usa.net

16453.
Pathetic Christmas:
emptying your stocking, to
find a lump of SPAM.

--Scott Smith, ssmith@us.edu

16454.
SPAM is so tasty,
So pink and so very moist.
SPAM, I love you. True.

--Rosey

16455.
Last time I ate it
I went into a coma
Let's have some more please!

--Sarah

16456.
I tried to impress
the guy I love with my SPAM
Haiku. Wouldn't you?

--Lynn F.

16457.
What is this SPAM, Man?!
Is this SPAM French butter clam?
Ham and shouldered pork!

--James Burmester, shakawoo69@hotmail.com

16458.
Demented SPAM Cans
The Damn Gel Sticks to the top
What's the deal Punky!

--Arghlop Huh Henderson, pschoujens@hotmail.com

16459.
It is all spread out
Toilet and SPAM room out back
Lower lid when done!

--Brett Gilliam, ibsnd@hotmail.com

16460.
I come home, starving
Nothing to eat but the SPAM
Went to bed empty

--burford

16461.
Is SPAM food or not
I need to know this quite soon
It is near my mouth

--burford

16462.
SPAM is greasy food
Originated in war
SPAM sandwich? Eww gross!!!!!!!!

--SPAMboy

16463.
As an Englishman
I claim the SPAM genesis.
Eat it with brown sauce.

--Nige, nige@nboothman.freeserve.co.uk

16464.
Pigs, technology,
Transport, marketing, sales, lunch.
Eat. Digest. Excrete.

--Nige, nige@nboothman.freeserve.co.uk

16465.
There must be some SPAM
when its time to eat my lunch
or I will get mad.

--Trey Smith, Distorted_Faith@hotmail.com

16466.
When I think of meat
Never do I think of SPAM
For it is not this

--Trey Smith, Distorted_Faith@hotmail.com

16467.
I'm shot in the chest
Life flashes before my eyes
Millions of SPAM cans

--Trey Smith, Distorted_Faith@hotmail.com

16468.
As I sit and think
Only one thing comes to mind
My best friend is SPAM

--Rebecca, GreekGoddes@hotmail.com

16469.
Christianity
It was a good religion
My new one is SPAM

--Trey Smith, Distorted_Faith@hotmail.com

16470.
Naught to eat but SPAM
Summer of our discontent
I am losing weight

--Norm DePlume

16471.
SPAM for president
It could do no harm as chief
A nuclear winter

--Norm DePlume

16472.
shall i consume SPAM?
ground, squished, quivering, pink, pig
locked in can with key

--mightybobo

16473.
Still I sit awake
My boredom strikes... what to do?
Write a "phat" SPAM-ku

--Joe, JoeSiggie@msn.com

16474.
What happened to Joe?
The workers fired at Hormel
get chewed out and canned.

--Anonymous

16475.
Dead waste meat shakes pink
As a pageant winner walks
Almost as slimy

--Anonymous

16476.
Knuckle meat and eye
Jiggles like a hooker struts
Spicy little tramp

--Anonymous

16477.
I feed my lovers
Flowers that I sculpt from SPAM
Love's the same as hate

--Anonymous

16478.
Monkey Spanking Boy
Niece Believing SPAM Consumed
Naiveness Defined

--son of MSB

16479.
SPAM and Soylent Green.
They're made of pork and people.
Pass the salad, please.

--Tyler Gagnon

16480.
Slit finger--sharp edge
causes blood to soak moist block.
Pink shades toward red.

--Zorba the Geek

16481.
Rooftop assassin
fires jellied cube of meat death.
Innocents bleed, pink.

--Zorba the Geek, mariom@postmaster.co.uk

16482.
Knife stops halfway in,
No visible sign of bone.
Appetite's going.

--Zorba the Geek, mario_miniaci@postmaster.co.uk

16483.
what meat is this who
laid to rest on greasy plate
is now slumbering

--Anonymous

16484.
Deliberations
end. We anxiously await
Supreme SPAM verdict.

--Milford Pigboy

16485.
Justice Scalia,
partisan lover of pork,
serves us SPAM hors d'oeuvres.

--Milford Pigboy

16486.
SPAM bam thank you ma'am
You can whistle while you work
SPAM, bam buh dam duh

--James Burmester, shakawoo69@hotmail.com

16487.
I like SPAM, a lot
SPAM is really good for you
Spoom bah doom SPAM pan

--Jacob Schauberger

16488.
lick SPAM lickihdy
damn, Stan chop the SPAM quickly
SPAM lamb wham zip zam

--Jordan Schauberger

16489.
SPAM is monkey meat
SPAM is in no way pork chops
SPAM ratchicken rules

--guert

16490.
Sunrise. Flowers bloom.
Birds sing. My children awake
To Daddy's SPAM-fest.

--Stu, s2mumford@aol.com

16491.
Is it animal?
Vegetable? Or mineral?
I don't care... SPAM Rules!!

--Stu, s2mumford@aol.com

16492.
A tiny nibble
Hook set! My limp line tightens...
SPAM fights like tuna.

--Stu, s2mumford@aol.com

16493.
Pinky porky SPAM.
How long on my window sill
till you burst your can?

--Gregg Hopkins, vintageamp@ZYXaol.com (removeZYX)

16494.
The sign said, "FREE SPAM!"
Must have been hard to resist.
Jewish dilemma.

--Jack Salmon

16495.
Keeping my mouth shut,
not even SPAM gel passes:
new group and new boss!!

--Nervous, NewBie@the_boneyard.com

16496.
Taxpayer SPAMHeads
milking the LM budget
for ev'ry nickel.

--Nervous, NewBie@the_boneyard.com

16497.
Unbelievable!!!!
SPAM is perfection compared
to sub "navigate."

--Nervous, NewBie@the_boneyard.com

16498.
Pig innards slimy.
Computer innards are not.
Pigs function to spec.....

--Nervous, NewBie@the_boneyard.com

16499.
Hamstrung. That sounds too
funny in context of this
non-coordination.

--Nervous, NewBie@the_boneyard.com

16500.
With all the bad SPAM
being eaten in this room,
we should be puking!!!!

--Nervous, NewBie@the_boneyard.com