SPAM Haiku 16801-16900

Move backwards to Numbers 16701-16800.

16801.
SPAM in outer space
Orbits merrily along
Mocking Mother Earth

--SPAM-Boo

16802.
Shame to all who bring
Stigma on the sinless tin
SPAM will conquer you

--SPAM-Boo

16803.
Hovering in sky
SPAM with diamonds begs to ask
How did Lucy rate?

--SPAM-Boo

16804.
Sitting at my Mac
I could write SPAM-ku all night
Time to go to bed

--SPAM-Boo

16805.
Smear skin with warm SPAM
And waves of joy will tremble
Through your genitals

--Meat packer

16806.
Pig barns in desert:
political dissidents
will be housed in them.

--Milford Pigboy

16807.
Line up for roll call
at re-education camp;
SPAM rations are next.

--Milford Pigboy

16808.
9 am SPAMFest:
no one showed up. I was so
lonely for one hour.

--Not_busy, just_too_lazy_to_submit@The_Boneyard.com

16809.
Oppressive silence.
Not the usual squeals and
clinking of ladles.

--Not_busy, just_too_lazy_to_submit@The_Boneyard.com

16810.
9 am meeting
Room cold enough to freeze SPAM
And thicken Gravy.

--Not_busy, just_too_lazy_to_submit@The_Boneyard.com

16811.
Icicles on nose
keep the squealing and oinking
to a minimum.

--Not_busy, just_too_lazy_to_submit@The_Boneyard.com

16812.
Slice our SPAM so thin
one can see through it. Same as
our non-work ethic.

--Not_busy, just_too_lazy_to_submit@The_Boneyard.com

16813.
Defense chiefs sit down
with taxpayer Gravy and
play three-SPAM monte.

--Not_busy, just_too_lazy_to_submit@The_Boneyard.com

16814.
Zero maintenance:
Deterioration. Yet
SPAM is eternal!!

--Not_busy, just_too_lazy_to_submit@The_Boneyard.com

16815.
Two days vacation,
one-seven-oh incoming:
not enough SPAMKu!!!

--Not_busy, just_too_lazy_to_submit@The_Boneyard.com

16816.
We do have ethics:
no SPAM, no Gravy will be
slurped before its time.

--Not_busy, just_too_lazy_to_submit@The_Boneyard.com

16817.
Turkey in can now
SPAM name, ground drumsticks and beaks
Happy Thanksgiving

--dawnannyce, dbyers@ci.rock-hill.sc.us

16818.
Turkey gobbler runs
Not fast enough, collision
Ground bird, blue can wins.

--dawnannyce, dbyers@ci.rock-hill.sc.us

16819.
What is SPAM in France?
Pulp Fiction assassin asks.
Is deodorant.

--dawnannyce, dbyers@ci.rock-hill.sc.us

16820.
Pink juice drips, then stops.
Shimmer light catches oil sheen;
one more can, empty.

--Mathew MacIver, maciver@mediaone.net

16821.
Oh, my SPAMmy SPAM
How I love to char your skin
Eat you up, with glee

--mikey, mfab69@webtv.net

16822.
Naked sun burns bright.
Glistening SPAM sweats moist beads.
Saturated fats.

--Antonia, aeliason@umich.edu

16823.
Life during wartime:
Only meat in stores is SPAM;
sometimes none at all.

--Milford Pigboy

16824.
Gelatinous Prize
Award for the Voracious
Like a Pink Oscar

--Rob Adams, graphicwizard@yahoo.com

16825.
When did I buy this?
Sometime in eighty-seven
It's SPAM, it's OKAY

--bryan smith, r_b_smith@hotmail.com

16826.
I feel the can give
Inside lies a meaty gift
Or meat-like at least

--bryan smith, r_b_smith@hotmail.com

16827.
He was all but gone:
what could raise the dead if not
intravenous SPAM?

--francis hartnell, gladioli@aol.com

16828.
Make an impression:
it's no good talking turkey,
you gotta speak SPAM.

--francis hartnell, gladioli@aol.com

16829.
I wandered, lone as
A SPAM fritter on a plate
Nobody chooses

--francis hartnell, gladioli@aol.com

16830.
Security's tight--
they've gone to the expense of
a SPAM detector.

--francis hartnell, gladioli@aol.com

16831.
SPAM for survival:
wonder if spiders eat it
when the flies are scarce?

--francis hartnell, gladioli@aol.com

16832.
a man's whole life-SPAM:
the indigestion nightmare
three score tins and ten

--francis hartnell, gladioli@aol.com

16833.
In the end I broke
like they all do on the rack:
yes, I stole your SPAM.

--francis hartnell, gladioli@aol.com

16834.
The stars glitter; the
wind stirs. Tonight, I fulfill
the SPAM prophecy.

--Fozzie

16835.
Tabloid headline reads,
"Victims Jelled in Tiny Tins!"
Son of SPAM at large...

--Jim Scott, unperson@alaska.net

16836.
Starving in lifeboat
Whole case of SPAM drifts nearby...
Starving in lifeboat

--Jim Scott, unperson@alaska.net

16837.
Hubble discovers
A cold, dead, and toxic world
Planet made of SPAM

--Jim Scott, unperson@alaska.net

16838.
Dot Com's quiet death
Lonely breaded SPAM meal waits
Not hidden enough!

--David Earl, david_g_earl@yahoo.com

16839.
Oakland home is cold
Find it in the top cupboard
Has it come to this?

--David Earl, david_g_earl@yahoo.com

16840.
SPAM is soft and pink
I squirm as it slides inside
Comes out still the same

--dannii & sarah, danniibroadhead@hotmail.com

16841.
Ne'er I thought the words,
"At last, a SPAM-ku website!"
Would pass from my lips...

--Anonymous

16842.
Bouncing balls of SPAM.
Like fat sugar pork fairies
dancing in my head.

--jnov

16843.
Early in the morn
I see myself eating SPAM
Ill from the hunger

--bryan smith, r_b_smith@hotmail.com

16844.
God! Oh, my god why
The dog ate the last SPAM can
I will kill him now

--bryan smith, r_b_smith@hotmail.com

16845.
I am a pinoy.
I love SPAM because of that.
Cupboard full of cans.

--Anonymous

16846.
I thought it was meat
So I ate the gooey blob
My stomach felt crass

--Miss Rosie and Senorita Margarita

16847.
Abattoir-bound hogs
raised just like office workers;
cubicle-confined.

--Milford Pigboy

16848.
Office designers
can learn from pig barns: eat, sleep,
live, s__t, in same pen.

--Milford Pigboy

16849.
I write poetry
for class, SPAM is my topic.
I fail with SPAM-ku.

--Steven A. Balsomico, Kyokoslave@aol.com

16850.
Teachers discuss SPAM
The pink pork product they love
I drop out of school

--Steven Balsomico, Kyokoslave@aol.com

16851.
Nineteen tins remain
Ninety-nine were on the wall
Posthumous record

--Dendrobia

16852.
Clinton named his price.
Rich slipped him a case of SPAM.
It's time to move on.

--Junkyard God

16853.
"Cubicle" is to
"office" as "fried SPAM" is to
"tinga poblana."

--Milford Pigboy

16854.
Pig stink molecules
waft through open window and
titillate nose nerves.

--MIlford Pigboy

16855.
Cyborg from Zero
Wing says "You have no chance to
survive make your time."

--Chairman Mao, asds@sdd.com

16856.
"Put down the bong Jim,
Your SPAM is now congealing!"
"How can you tell, Mom?"

--Scott Baio, Charles@incharge.com

16857.
Hunger I can feign
For a swamp sow cleft in twain!
I will die smiling!

--Skip Smith, alden.w.smith@vanderbilt.edu

16858.
Everybody was
Kung fu fighting. Those cats were
fast as lightning. SPAM!

--Anonymous

16859.
What's the fucking deal
with airline peanuts? Who knows?!
I am eating SPAM!

--Nashville Predators Hat, nashville@predators.hat

16860.
Only if my hair,
Stench drifting like pink mutton,
Were shaped like a chunk?

--Ginger Geek, djsmalley@hotmail.com

16861.
Though I plant, water,
tend and weed, my garden of
SPAM is barren, dry.

--Fozzie

16862.
It comes in a can
and smells not so delicious.
Oh, yum-yummy! SPAM!

--Princess Dragn1198

16863.
I am the Pretty
Soldier "Sailor SPAM!!!" In the
name of SPAM, I'll... umm...

--Anonymous

16864.
Cold quivering mass,
The gelatinous globules;
Taste buds hard-afire.

--Jason

16865.
SPAM is meat to eat
A neat treat not served in Crete
Eat SPAM, say god damn!

--Anonymous

16866.
SPAM doesn't ask why
Are you afraid of knowing?
SPAM does not care, friend.

--Anonymous

16867.
Evil minion growls:
"Someone set us up the BOMB!"
SPAM is a Weapon

--David Earl, david_g_earl@yahoo.com

16868.
SPAM is not a food,
Real meat can't be cut with string.
Blue tinned destruction.

--S Chavez

16869.
Somebody set up
us the can. What? All your SPAM
are belong to us.

--Steve Masticola

16870.
You are on the way
to destruction. Great justice:
Take off every "pig."

--Steve Masticola

16871.
Art Goldberg, my friend
Can never get enough SPAM.
It gives him the runs.

--M Brenner, brenner@pyramid.net

16872.
Collected the keys
Cut my fingers on the bands
S'posed to EAT that stuff?!

--Jim Topanga Lester

16873.
Throwing pies is fun
Three Stooges never tossed SPAM
Times were tough back then

--Roger Hornsby

16874.
Not quite pork or ham
nonbiodegradable
We all know it's SPAM

--Bon

16875.
SPAM/liposuction
Midsection vacuum/warm fat.
No real difference.

--jason, jr_eagle@hotmail.com

16876.
Her hair swims like SPAM
Through my fingers--greasy. Ug!
I will take her home.

--jason, jr_eagle@hotmail.com

16877.
The color of sex--
But most unerotic cube
Instant deflation

--jason, jr_eagle@hotmail.com

16878.
Why don't they invent
SPAM crystals? Just add water,
Jiffy-quick pig fat.

--jason, jr_eagle@hotmail.com

16879.
Why do people who
Trim fat off of steaks and pork
Eat SPAM? Ironic.

--jason, jr_eagle@hotmail.com

16880.
I don't trust them much--
What is really in the can?
Why do you not care?

--jason, jr_eagle@hotmail.com

16881.
Do they have a tool
To separate the bones/teeth,
From the guts/eyeballs?

--jason, jr_eagle@hotmail.com

16882.
Lovely, tempting smell
of frying SPAM is lost when
pig stink comes inside.

--Milford Pigboy

16883.
Why can't you all see
SPAM is not really a meat
Mystery product

--anne-onymous, saila_na@hotmail.com

16884.
SPAM gives me nightmares
I will suffer hunger pangs
Strange meat I won't eat

--anne-onymous, saila_na@hotmail.com

16885.
SPAM is like Sade
Smooth, with every can a hit
Also four letters

--Bryan Smith, r_b_smith@hotmail.com

16886.
SPAM is energy
Enlightenment in a can
I savor each bite

--Bryan Smith, r_b_smith@hotmail.com

16887.
They're calling it meat.
I am not so sure it is.
Do I take a chance?

--I.M. Bored, melman_749@yahoo.com

16888.
A wise man once said
I'm pink, therefore I am SPAM
Tell me I'm not pink

--Andrew Bolton, abolton@erols.com

16889.
Naked SPAM frying:
hazardous as grease sizzles;
must wear protection.

--Milford Pigboy

16890.
Hear turkey SPAM yell!
Have you done the SPAM yell yet?
Hammer's only hum.

--Opie Cunningham

16891.
SPAM sits in cupboard
Aura glows Salt-Meat Heaven,
Blue yellow tin God

--Tony Wardzinski, SPAMboy0@pacbell.net

16892.
SPAM is meaty crap
I hate SPAM, never ate SPAM
Aye, it ain't vegan

--BuJu de BuuJWeb, go-to-buujweb.com@it's-really-cool.

16893.
Suicidal? The
Hemlock Society has
recommended SPAM.

--Scott Smith, ssmith@us.edu

16894.
Beautiful Blue Can
Full of delicious SPAM. I'd
Rather eat the CAN!!!!

--Trevor Eldredge, trevor@rhodesbread.com

16895.
pink and brown and white
my plate lies in wait squelch plop
i fry and eat you

--amy

16896.
A long, long Friday!
Dreaming all day of that pink
Wonderful feast. Flesh!

--Jefferey Dommer, cannibal@hotmail.com

16897.
Me? Hooked on SPAMku?
Visited this site for years.
Submitted hundreds!

--Trevor Eldredge, trevor@rhodesbread.com

16898.
It's an addiction.
I'm trying to wean myself.
Like SPAM, can't do it!

--Trevor Eldredge, trevor@rhodesbread.com

16899.
Gone for a few months.
Must come back to see what new
SPAMku has been shared!

--Trevor Eldredge, trevor@rhodesbread.com

16900.
2/28 quake
Seattle shakes and rattles
Somehow it's SPAM's fault

--Dennis McDougall, dennism@pcez.com