SPAM Haiku 16701-16800

Move backwards to Numbers 16601-16700.

16701.
What shall we do with
salty pig waste? It's no good
for fertilizer!

--Milford Pigboy

16702.
Useless, salty pig
waste, stinkin' to high heaven,
like Ashcroft's dead skunk.

--Milford Pigboy

16703.
Saline desert pig
lagoons: contents fresh as SPAM,
and just as salty.

--Milford Pigboy

16704.
SPAM on the bedsheets
Multitudinous sinning
I want to feel guilt

--tomdraycott@hotmail.com

16705.
Teary memories
Potato buds and fried SPAM
Campfire with my dad

--Leslie Wooding

16706.
Lustful and licking
Pink SPAM on my clitoris
Pork for my orgasms

--Anonymous

16707.
Spamming with delight
What a wondrous sensation
My heart skips a beat

--tomdraycott@hotmail.com

16708.
dubya beats his SPAM
pink goo into a trash can
and on this he ran

--commieSPAMbeater, shakawoo69@hotmail.com

16709.
how thoughtful of you
for the poems and the songs
and the can of SPAM

--shakawoo69@hotmail.com

16710.
my hot desire waves
the rooms of rusty SPAM cans
pink love juice waiting

--shakawoo69@hotmail.com

16711.
gentlemen consume
a frog jumps into a SPAM
the sound of piggies

--Faith Davis, Fragglequest@hotmail.com

16712.
davy's halloween
can of SPAM and how he was
he made it himself

--Faith Davis, Fragglequest@hotmail.com

16713.
What is applesauce?
Spapple really, and yet, lives
His brother spurkey

--Faith Davis, Fragglequest@hotmail.com

16714.
Hormel employee
Accused of porking the SPAM
"Entrapment" he screams

--Sally Sage, sallysage@prodigy.net

16715.
I subsist solely
on SPAM and licorice, and
I enjoy good health.

--Fozzie

16716.
masturbation's good
what to use as lubricant?
trust me, SPAM works well

--Matt Wetzel, shunboy2001@yahoo.com

16717.
Dear Hormel: Do you
need a mascot? Someone to
dress in a SPAM suit?

--Fozzie

16718.
SPAM Five Syllables
Does it sound like a haiku?
Five Syllables SPAM

--Bill Negrelli, billyz@billlyz.com

16719.
I'm tired of my job
Really don't need much money
Consume only SPAM

--jnov

16720.
Fed school lunch program
to receive SPAM--schools gear up
for more special ed.

--Scott Smith, ssmith@us.edu

16721.
So many stories
Sadness and joy of mankind
Mingled in blue can

--Kit

16722.
Chicken or egg: which
came first, ingestion of SPAM
or retardation?

--Scott Smith, ssmith@us.edu

16723.
Convulsive seizures
Spattering jabber in tongues
I have channeled SPAM

--Sally Sage, sallysage @prodigy.net

16724.
Et merde de phalènes
I had a dream orgasm
Vivement ce soir

--Anonymous

16725.
Pink slab of sunshine
Glistening on Mom's Wedgwood
Rectangular bliss

--Bill Johnson, bill@sendbillmoney.com

16726.
My habit worsens
Pharmaceutical grade SPAM
Snorting day and night

--Sally Sage, sallysage @prodigy.net

16727.
Flush SPAM down the can
Eliminate middleman
Self respect returns

--Sally Sage, sallysage@prodigy.net

16728.
Mr T is tough
'cus he always eats his SPAM.
He's a crazy fool!

--Mr T

16729.
Pretty pink pig plop,
Liquified and then syringed.
Better than Mad Cow.

--Mark Yannone, mjyannone@aol.com

16730.
When the beef is gone,
And fish and fowl won't cut it,
smile. We still have SPAM.

--Mark Yannone, mjyannone@aol.com

16731.
Be kind to your SPAM.
Visit it in jail sometime.
It's down in aisle nine.

--Mark Yannone, mjyannone@aol.com

16732.
Skateboarder eyes can.
Faint smile. Says, "I can do this."
What a lubricant!

--Mark Yannone, mjyannone@aol.com

16733.
Does it look like meat?
I mean, I hate to eat it
if it has eyeballs.

--Mark Yannone, mjyannone@aol.com

16734.
Pistol in one hand,
writing last words to the world.
They found the Mad Pig.

--Mark Yannone, mjyannone@aol.com

16735.
Her dirty secret:
Sometimes takes a little bite.
She wants to be bad.

--Brien K. Meehan, brien@networkgenius.com

16736.
"Will you make dinner?"
Instead of feeding me, she
gives me cold shoulder.

--Brien K. Meehan, brien@networkgenius.com

16737.
Sitting with blue cans,
twisting keys to liberate
tortured souls within.

--Brien K. Meehan, brien@networkgenius.com

16738.
Is it possible?
People choose to eat that stuff?
Intentionally?!?

--Brien K. Meehan, brien@networkgenius.com

16739.
Oh the SPAMmy feel
Of the stoner's sweaty hand
With four fingers and

--adreyfus@umich.edu

16740.
Bargain Costco SPAM.
Inexpensive. I'll try it!
Oh dear! Big mistake.

--John Greer, jgreer@drizzle.com

16741.
An expired product
Over twenty years old now
Just needs some ketchup

--John Greer, jgreer@drizzle.com

16742.
The pink gelatin,
The wonder tin calls to me.
Oh! Where is my spoon?

--Anonymous

16743.
Bobo loves his SPAM
It adds to his freakishness
Choosy clowns choose SPAM

--Sally Sage, sallysage @prodigy.net

16744.
SPAM never leaves us
Conservation of Matter
Alive forever

--Pete Lawyer

16745.
SPAM is injested.
Seven-year digestion starts.
Clear your calendar.

--Bloody Hell, phatassmofo@yahoo.com

16746.
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
I have a buddy named Sam
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM

--Kat, kit_kat_meeyow@yahoo.com

16747.
SPAM, I thrive on thee
Salty goodness I love you
You're better than ham

--Beatrice, BSB_fan5@excite.com

16748.
SPAM warm from the can
Gelatinously juicy
Cancer-laden meat

--Lexi, lemonadri@yahoo.com

16749.
Quiero mucho SPAM
Me duele mi bariga
Pero quiero SPAM!

--Stefan Kupych, styopa7684@hotmail.com

16750.
SPAM's a gourmet dream,
Serve it with some Beaujolais,
and some Camembert.

--Stefan Kupych, styopa7684@hotmail.com

16751.
SPAM of my nightmares,
Gelatinously juicy,
Pulsatingly pink.

--Bohdanna Kupych, bohdanna@i.com.ua

16752.
SPAM is my delight
You can eat it day or night
Eat SPAM it's the best

--Lexi, lemonadri@yahoo.com

16753.
It's SPAM-ular, dude!
Absolutely SPAM-tastic!
SPAM-a-lama-goo.

--Stefan Kupych, styopa7684@hotmail.com

16754.
Pink morsel sails by
A brief moment of beauty
Then a pile of mush

--Anonymous

16755.
Meat cube scuds through air
Hits rival in hated face
A fate worse than death

--Anonymous

16756.
Full belly have I
Seven cans in the garbage
SPAM is NOT email

--kiyotei, kiyotei@beer.com

16757.
The long, dark tunnel
White light obscured by...by SPAM?!
God stifles laughter

--Anonymous

16758.
Oh SPAM, my pink SPAM
I wipe my ass of SPAM, OH!
I shit in the can...

--The SPAMinator, bhshockey@lycos.com

16759.
Man, a can of SPAM
Now fried, baked, or even raw
SPAM, the can of man

--The SPAMinator, bhshockey@lycos.com

16760.
Grand Slam, Bloody SPAM
Your ass is bloody with SPAM
You shit in the can

--The SPAMinator

16761.
I dip in my toe
The temperature is just right
For joyous SPAM bath

--Miss Goo

16762.
he tore off the tab
like no man had ever done
revealing my SPAM

--Miss Goo

16763.
I had no friends then
Only pork shoulder and ham
SPAM is always there

--Miss Goo

16764.
The key unlocks you
Great pink mystery of life
Your cage still grips you

--Pete Lawyer

16765.
This little piggy
Went to market in a can
Ears, eyes, hooves and all

--Pete Lawyer

16766.
Salty porcine tears
Canned symphony of silence
Loaves for the masses

--Pete Lawyer

16767.
Hot dog by-product
Latrine cleaner's apprentice
Beware false bottoms

--Pete Lawyer

16768.
Roaches swarm the can
After the big one is dropped
Penetrate it not

--Pete Lawyer

16769.
Oh SPAMmy whammy
Sweat-soaked porky pink mammy
Summer becomes you

--Sally Sage, sallysage @prodigy.net

16770.
So wrong but so right:
forbidden love of canned meat,
soft, moist, and supple.

--Bloody Hell, phatassmofo@yahoo.com

16771.
The shelf life of SPAM
exceeds life expectancy
of its consumer.

--Bloody Hell, phatassmofo

16772.
A little pinch of
SPAM between my cheek and gum
Gives pure meat flavor

--jnov

16773.
Watch SPAM ooze out slow.
It makes a plop on the plate.
And the gel drips down.

--Elreekie, elreekie@apk.net

16774.
Lets look at SPAM close.
Notice the red and white chunks.
History my friend.

--Elreekie, elreekie@apk.net

16775.
Inside the blue skull.
Is the fragile brain of SPAM.
We are Spanibals.

--Elreekie, elreekie@apk.net

16776.
SPAM-reality:
The lower class will buy it.
But won't admit it.

--Elreekie, elreekie@apk.net

16777.
Pig stink molecules
can't be measured, just perceived;
only the nose knows.

--Milford Pigboy

16778.
Give us this day our
daily SPAM; and forgive us
our constipation.

--Milford Pigboy

16779.
Hypnosis for change
New delights reawaken
At last! No more SPAM

--tomdraycott@hotmail.com

16780.
Gangland shooting: death
Terrible waste of the young
Due to lack of SPAM

--tomdraycott@hotmail.com

16781.
Hutu and Tutsi
Will fight no more, here comes the
Savior in blue can

--The Delegation of Rwanda

16782.
Which is worse, Hormel
or genocide? Both make much
inedible meat.

--The Delegation of Rwanda

16783.
Deliver me God
For thou dost smite all my foes
On the head with SPAM

--Sally Sage, sallysage @prodigy.net

16784.
Sleeping president
Slapped upside the head with SPAM
Whole nation suspect

--Sally Sage, sallysage @prodigy.net

16785.
Pig stink makes you swoon!
Hammers the nose; foulest stench
imaginable.

--Milford Pigboy

16786.
Generic Wal-Mart
SPAM substitute is even
scarier than SPAM.

--Chuck Beard

16787.
Steel Plate Around Meat
One more cheesy acronym
For S. P. A. M.

--Chuck Beard

16788.
What is beautiful?
Is it art? Is it music?
Or is it canned SPAM?

--S. Anthony

16789.
I was in first grade
Lunchtime, a warm slice of SPAM
I cried hungry tears

--S, Anthony

16790.
love unrequited
sitting around, pondering,
watching "dawson's SPAM"

--Matty Fresh, MattyJ64@yahoo.com

16791.
Menage a trois with
two ladies who know nothing
of SPAM protection.

--Matty Fresh, MattyJ64@yahoo.com

16792.
College prepared me
for life and love, but never
for the SPAM haiku.

--Matty Fresh, MattyJ64@yahoo.com

16793.
We argue about
what to name our child. She says
Paul; I say Spammy.

--Fozzie

16794.
My wife scoffs at me
as I build igloos in our
backyard with SPAM loaves.

--Fozzie

16795.
With trepidation
I suckle its meaty teat
In the dead of night

--Halibut Speam

16796.
Modern Jonnie Swift
Makes "a Modest Proposal":
SPAM for world hunger

--Vagabond-X, vagabond-x@angelfire.com

16797.
Best to make it "Pam"
During wrongful movie use
Sharpies are useful

--Jaclyn Callan, haruka3_2000@yahoo.com

16798.
W loves SPAM
Cheney's jealous of the Prez
Heart can't take the goo

--SPAM-Boo

16799.
Clintons did it now
Stole from White House on last day
Even took the SPAM

--SPAM-Boo

16800.
I am sick of SPAM
But then, SPAM is sick of me
Somehow it seems fair

--SPAM-Boo