SPAM Haiku 7201-7300

Move backwards to Numbers 7101-7200.

7201.
SPAM has killed my mind
Where am I? Who are you, George?
Why can't I see God?

--Todd Gifford, mtnmed@gte.net

7202.
Spiced Pork and some ham
Yes, this is what makes up SPAM
Wonderful ol' SPAM

--JW, GWren@Erols.com

7203.
SPAM, I know it well.
It's my friend when I have none.
SPAM, my loyal meat.

--MrCohaagen, cohaagen@usaor.net

7204.
Clammy art thou, SPAM.
Textural revolution
Canned provocateur!

--Daniel Ellsworth, dtellswo@stlgate.byu.edu

7205.
Strange, this meat called SPAM
A large gelatinous cube
That smells like old socks

--MrCohaagen, cohaagen@usaor.net

7206.
Pieces of Piglet
crammed into a tiny can...
Pooh is rather pissed!

--Scott Mathison, smathison@unitrac.com

7207.
"Burger, please, well done."
It came pink inside, like SPAM.
We sent it right back!

--ronw, ronw@nosc.mil

7208.
I like to eat SPAM
It tastes just like ham on jam
SPAM, wonderful SPAM

--Milton, Milton@MalePorn.mitch

7209.
SPAM has deep meaning
If you guys know what it is
Kindly inform me

--MrCohaagen, cohaagen@usaor.net

7210.
That little blue can
Sitting on my shelf laughing
It won't go away

--Jordo

7211.
It is you, SPAM, to
Whom I dedicate this Ode
For a Jelly Mass.

--Nick Roy

7212.
Went to the store for
SPAM, but got Potted Meat Food
Product instead. Yuck!

--Nick Roy

7213.
A shimmering slab
Running down esophagus
TRIPLE HEART BYPASS

--Nick Roy

7214.
You look like a sliced
Cadaver. Food for my thought.
Gee, I wonder why??

--Nick Roy

7215.
Andrew Cunanan
Killed Gianni Versace.
For a can of SPAM?

--David Gillin, dgillin@king5.com

7216.
The joke is on you
SPAM is the muse of morons
So many morons

--Tom Lilly

7217.
morons arouse scorn
i laugh at you with great scorn
not at your spamku

--Tom Lilly

7218.
Spamku is your food
You nibble as it wobbles
You write what you eat

--Tom Lilly

7219.
I am the SPAM man
I eat it all the day long
People say I smell

--Windy Halleck, Pianonut16@aol.com

7220.
her ecstasy blind
to salty runs from her lips
she's out of napkins

--Anonymous

7221.
Forgive me father
A sin made grisly pink flesh
The SPAM speaks of sex

--Shawn Nicolen, shawnn@tmn.com

7222.
When the killer pigs
Did pillage and attack us
SPAM was our savior

--Shawn Nicolen, shawnn@tmn.com

7223.
Sitting in silence
Images of SPAM haunt me
Slowly going mad

--Bob MacMillan, bobmac@sna.com

7224.
Thoughts turn to Hormel
Do they want to rule the world
My god, the horror

--Bob MacMillan, bobmac@sna.com

7225.
John Elway is glad
He's got way too much money
He can afford SPAM

--Jeremy Alexander, jergan9@asu.uswest.net

7226.
Enemy is strong
Overwhelming sense of dread
Will attack with SPAM

--Bob MacMillan, bobmac@sna.com

7227.
Mystery of life
Laws of physics in question
Whole pig in small can

--Bob MacMillan, bobmac@sna.com

7228.
Staring longingly
at blue tins / for the Chosen
tribe, SPAM is a sin.

--Daniel Goldberg, dgoldberg@issiinc.com

7229.
No K-Y Today
Must find a substitute soon
SPAM in the cellar...

--dave and kevin

7230.
spam monkeys tossing
yellow vomit on blue lake
green foam residue

--Elbert Manabu Shitamoto

7231.
She declared strongly,
"SPAM is a contraceptive!"
I ran away fast.

--Elbert Manabu Shitamoto

7232.
Slippery SPAM slides
slowly southward leaving a
silvery snail trail.

--Elbert Manabu Shitamoto

7233.
SPAM for breakfast and
SPAM for lunch, SPAM for dinner,
and stomach pumped out.

--Elbert Manabu Shitamoto

7234.
Jack-o-lantern SPAM
carved with rusty razor blades.
No children this year.

--Elbert Manabu Shitamoto

7235.
I swim without fear,
wearing a suit made of SPAM,
in shark-filled waters.

--Elbert Manabu Shitamoto

7236.
Frozen blocks of SPAM
sliding down Alaskan street
strikes tour bus, kills four.

--Elbert Manabu Shitamoto

7237.
Five syllables? Yes.
Seven syllables? Okay.
SPAM good? No comment.

--Elbert Manabu Shitamoto

7238.
Shit Processed Ain't Meat!
Only Sam Can Alter Rat
Meat And Young Elk Rumps!

--Elbert Manabu Shitamoto

7239.
Click on Web address
Poems of meat by-products
Noble treats? Your guess

--James Daugherty, jdaughe778@aol.com

7240.
SPAM's one baaaaaaad mutha
Watch your mouth! Talkin' 'bout SPAM!
Shaft loves his SPAM too!

--Richter, richterca@geocities.com

7241.
the spam on the plate
majestic and marvellous
I wish I was spam

--Sunshine Moonshine, N/A

7242.
i would just like to
tell you about some yuk poo
by the name of spam

--Anonymous

7243.
Upon what meat doth
This our Caesar feed, that he
Is grown so bloated?

--Elliott Moreton, elliott@linguist.umass.edu

7244.
gelatinous slab
o you splendid can of pig--
mutinous gullet!

--Tana McCarthy, chily@micronica.com.au

7245.
In wartime London,
King George the Sixth dines in state.
SPAM on a gold plate.

--Tor Myrvang, myrvang@mclink.it

7246.
Fried SPAM, SPAM with eggs
SPAM straight up's what I like best
Or maybe with Tang

--Jenny Benevento, benj2@aerial.com

7247.
Much ado for naught
Barbecue with neighbor sucked
Rat bastard served SPAM

--Bob MacMillan, bobmac@sna.com

7248.
SPAM in my boxers
Sliced in thin pieces, yummy!
Gimme more lots more

--Andrew, avalbuena@mailer.scu.edu

7249.
What do you call that
That is almost meat; sorta
Why, but of course--SPAM

--Ann Skulas

7250.
Shiny, little tin
Just waiting to be opened
Must be my friend, SPAM

--Ann Skulas

7251.
Where did SPAM come from?
The hot dog's bastard step child
Descent from Alpo

--Keith Capasso, angler_fish@hotmail.edu

7252.
Salty pink delight
Engulfed in rice and seaweed
Hawaiian sushi

--Bryant Kong, bkong@lga.att.com

7253.
Blue can, yellow type
A pleasing combination
Deadly treat within

--Tim Sniffen, tim_sniffen@jellyvision.com

7254.
Flesh pink and sweaty
Sitting there doing nothing
The Lord of the Dance

--James Simply James

7255.
Mann ist was Mann ißt!
(This pun isn't as funny
when you think of SPAM)

--james simply james

7256.
Lots of mayonnaise
Helps to disguise the sad truth
Of how low I've sunk

--james simply james

7257.
Why I've been away:
Eating SPAM made me lose all
of my memory!

--Janie Applecheeks, pphhrogg@communique.net

7258.
i am so hungry
this has to be a spam can
i am so hungry

--spamgirl*****katie s.*****

7259.
Government provides
unlimited SPAM daily.
The masses perish.

--Tim Sniffen, tim_sniffen@jellyvision.com

7260.
A messy divorce
Should we divide up the SPAM?
No, just throw it out.

--Tim Sniffen, tim_sniffen@jellyvision.com

7261.
Finer meats cower
Before Hormel's golden prince
SPAM demands vengeance

--Tim Sniffen, tim_sniffen@jellyvision.com

7262.
SPAM, the potted love
brings peace to hordes of colons.
Slow pink anal squeeze.

--JakeFincher, thrash@webzone.net

7263.
Oh, taxidermist
Stuff my dead pet sheep with SPAM
The best of both worlds

--JakeFincher, thrash@webzone.net

7264.
I use SPAM in bed
Spams the shaft and doorknob's head
My SPAM's name is Fred

--Todd, skapunkfan@hotmail.com

7265.
Thought I had to fart
Got a soft serve turtle-head
Damn, Damn, DAMN the SPAM!

--JakeFincher, thrash@webzone.net

7266.
After the movie
Took my love to my abode...
Got me a SPAM-job

--JakeFincher, thrash@webzone.net

7267.
Jesus, Satan, SPAM
No religion can compare
Sacrifice to SPAM

--JakeFincher, thrash@webzone.net

7268.
Delusions of pink
Thank Hormel for potted meat
Multi-purpose goo

--JakeFincher, thrash@webzone.net

7269.
It's pink, in a can
Don't let it deceive you, friend
TREET, the anti-SPAM

--JakeFincher, thrash@webzone.net

7270.
Polysyllabic
Porcine poetry. Purpose?
Pure panegyric.

--Geoff Holme, Geoff_Holme@vos.stratus.com

7271.
Writing SPAMku is
A lot easier if you're
Monosyllabic.

--Geoff Holme, Geoff_Holme@vos.stratus.com

7272.
Some SPAMkuists don't
Mention the product. They must
have a low SPAM count.

--Geoff Holme, Geoff_Holme@vos.stratus.com

7273.
The hyphen is the
Last resort of the unres-
ourceful SPAMkuist.

--Geoff Holme, Geoff_Holme@vos.stratus.com

7274.
It's laughable that
Some SPAMkuists just can't count
Up to five syll... SHIT!

--Geoff Holme, Geoff_Holme@vos.stratus.com

7275.
"Fonda and Redford
Tramp across acres of SPAM":
Barefoot in the Pork.

--Geoff Holme, Geoff_Holme@vos.stratus.com

7276.
"Lancaster Squadron
Drops bouncing bombs on wall of
Blue cans": SPAMbusters.

--Geoff Holme, Geoff_Holme@vos.stratus.com

7277.
Just read a SPAMku
About "night worker's semen."
How sick can you get?

--Geoff Holme, Geoff_Holme@vos.stratus.com

7278.
It's gone too far this
Time, Cho! Stop this filth now or
Face the wrath of SPAM!

--Geoff Holme, Geoff_Holme@vos.stratus.com

7279.
I made a firearm
From a dozen SPAM cans--it's
A twelve boar shotgun!

--Geoff Holme, Geoff_Holme@vos.stratus.com

7280.
My screen saver shows
Winged SPAM cans flying by. It's
Made by After Pork.

--Geoff Holme, Geoff_Holme@vos.stratus.com

7281.
People open three
Cans of SPAM every second.
Are they all wrong? Yes...

--Geoff Holme, Geoff_Holme@vos.stratus.com

7282.
Inventor of SPAM,
Jay Hormel--were you dropped on
Your head as a child?

--Geoff Holme, Geoff_Holme@vos.stratus.com

7283.
Indefinitely
Preserved in a smart blue can.
One has to ask--Why?

--Geoff Holme, Geoff_Holme@vos.stratus.com

7284.
Did you hear 'bout the
Tactless pig at the SPAM plant?
Put his foot in it...

--Geoff Holme, Geoff_Holme@vos.stratus.com

7285.
If Hormel had a
Plant in Cuba, would it be
In the Bay of Pigs?

--Geoff Holme, Geoff_Holme@vos.stratus.com

7286.
World War Two London:
Yanks with silk stockings get laid;
Yanks with SPAM get slap.

--Geoff Holme, Geoff_Holme@vos.stratus.com

7287.
SPAM: vindication
Of the old saying, "You can't
Keep a good ham down."

--Geoff Holme, Geoff_Holme@vos.stratus.com

7288.
In time, SPAMkuists'
Brains turn to gelatinous
Pink mush--SPAM's revenge.

--Geoff Holme, Geoff_Holme@vos.stratus.com

7289.
Animal Farm: "Four
Legs--good; no legs--huge increase
In SPAM production."

--Geoff Holme, Geoff_Holme@vos.stratus.com

7290.
Overstuffed e-mail
MAKE MONEY FAST! Pyramid.
Gives spam a bad name.

--Doug Slaton

7291.
Who knows what it is
It is the mystery meat
I will not touch it

--Anonymous

7292.
Pink, cold, with jelly
covering the whole body.
SPAM as suntan oil!

--Janie Applecheeks, pphhrogg@communique.net

7293.
punch hole in the can
pump my meat into my hand
hot spam erection

--funkin spam man

7294.
Blue can by the door.
You didn't think I'd EAT it?!?
A great doorstop, though.

--Janie Applecheeks, pphhrogg@communique.net

7295.
It's so hot this week!
We can fry SPAM on sidewalks...
The grit adds texture.

--Janie Applecheeks, pphhrogg@communique.net

7296.
Swamp water and SPAM
go together very well.
Cajun specialty!

--janie applecheeks, pphhrogg@communique.net

7297.
My dogs are begging
for their daily fix of SPAM.
Canine laxative!

--janie applecheeks, pphhrogg@communique.net

7298.
It is late at night.
I sit writing SPAM haiku.
I should be sleeping!

--janie applecheeks, pphhrogg@communique.net

7299.
My husband's snoring,
probably dreaming of SPAM.
Pink tinge on mustache.

--janie applecheeks, pphhrogg@communique.net

7300.
Sucking Parts At Mom's.
Sputtering Puke After Meal.
SPAM Pleases A Man!

--janie applecheeks, pphhrogg@communique.net