SPAM Haiku by the SHAM (201- )

What do Oscar Wilde
And SPAM loaves have in common?
Homo genius.

SPAM volcano blows.
Stratosphere laden with pork.
Gorgeous pink sunsets.

National campaign:
Dare to keep children off SPAM.
Hormel bombs White House.

SPAM in Vienna
Declares in a stirring speech,
"Ich bin ein Wiener."

Spamlet: Danish ham.
Lite version: Hormel Gibson.
Cooked up by Bacon?

Saddam's big surprise:
Opening the crate marked "FOOD"
He finds SPAM inside.

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Copyright 1995, John Nagamichi Cho

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