Kayla Jacobs > Fun > Yellow Spiky Physics Hat

The Yellow Spiky Physics Hat has been spotted on many weary travelers on the road of science discovery. The theory: Too small for most heads, the hat compresses the wearer's brain and makes the distances between synapses smaller, thus increasing thinking speed.

I met with a hat of great fame;
It was spiky and yellow by name.
There's some question of whether
It keeps brains together--
But be sure it has style, all the same!
-Julia Kleindienst