1.
Wonks mingle with moose
Anarchists peer from bear suits
It's Kananaskis
2.
Fetid summer wind
Smothers a whole continent
Limbaugh exhaling
3.
Oil from the tundra
Blacker than Dick Cheney's heart
Feeds our SUVs
4.
Naked, hungry, cold
But at least I have my guns:
Libertarian
5.
Tommy Suharto
He sure plays a mean pinball
No replay for judge
6.
Pied piper shaman
An ectoplasmic Elvis
In day-glo suede shoes
7.
Bush on vacation
John Cho on vacation too
A conspiracy?
8.
Alaskan wildlife
Me, you, and the caribou
George Bush is on top
9.
I love my kids, but...
Sleeping peaceful in their beds,
The best time of day...
10.
Dark and gruesome Anne,
Says "Lets play the Weakest Link"
Then savages all.
11.
A question got wrong,
So "You are the weakest link,
Goodbye!" says Host Anne.
12.
Summer's long and hot.
School's out, the children are home.
HURRY UP AUTUMN!!
13.
A man in love weeps
Afraid of commitment runs
Abusive men--creeps