1.
GE-Honeywell
"Objections to this marriage?"
EC raises hand
2.
Fox weds spokeswoman
If he doesn't treat her well
She'll turn on the mike
3.
Dubya golfs with dad
"Don't slice too far too the right"
Oops--ball leaves fairway
4.
Government losses
Post Office and FBI
Bonuses for all
5.
Guns, laptops stolen--
FBI's worst loss yet is
credibility.
6.
Mistress has vanished.
Now lover finally thinks
of his family.
7.
Mistress gone, Condit
Lies to protect family.
Why so faithful now?
8.
Clinton, now Condit--
government of, by, and for
checkout stand tabloids.
9.
Beatles in the news:
Over thirty years apart,
still a part of us.
10.
Liverpool airport:
Above us not only sky,
John's spirit in flight.
11.
Sir Paul finds new love,
though Linda not forgotten:
Happiness once more.
12.
Harrison health scare:
Cancer, attack, new tumors,
when comes the sun back?
13.
What's up with Ringo?
The Starkey reality:
Low profile for now.
14.
Beatles in the news:
The lads from Liverpool rule,
Fab Four forever!
15.
A drowning Wahid
Grabs at his vice president
He just gets the "vice"
16.
John Paul sighs relief,
at long last a President
willing to listen.
17.
"Bush stole election!"
Clinton's forty-three-percent
mandate forgotten.
18.
"A dog is for life"
But even more important
So too is a child!
19.
Big Brother "The End"
We're all glad it's over, but...
What will we watch now?
20.
International,
Departmentalization,
Undesirable.
21.
Impressionable
Irresponsibility.
Inappropriate.
22.
Imagination,
Industrialization,
Inconceivable.
23.
Underdevelop,
Indefensibility,
Understandable.
24.
Clinging to his throne
Mugabe plays the race card
It's Rhodes in black face
25.
Barbara hears cries
"I need to drill in Jeb's room!"
"Go somewhere else, George!"