Edku: July 2001

Move backwards to June 2001.

1.
GE-Honeywell
"Objections to this marriage?"
EC raises hand

--John Cho

2.
Fox weds spokeswoman
If he doesn't treat her well
She'll turn on the mike

--John Cho

3.
Dubya golfs with dad
"Don't slice too far too the right"
Oops--ball leaves fairway

--John Cho

4.
Government losses
Post Office and FBI
Bonuses for all

--Lee Malone

5.
Guns, laptops stolen--
FBI's worst loss yet is
credibility.

--TOMDIANEBG@aol.com

6.
Mistress has vanished.
Now lover finally thinks
of his family.

--TOMDIANEBG@aol.com

7.
Mistress gone, Condit
Lies to protect family.
Why so faithful now?

--TOMDIANEBG@aol.com

8.
Clinton, now Condit--
government of, by, and for
checkout stand tabloids.

--TOMDIANEBG@aol.com

9.
Beatles in the news:
Over thirty years apart,
still a part of us.

--Kathy Best

10.
Liverpool airport:
Above us not only sky,
John's spirit in flight.

--Kathy Best

11.
Sir Paul finds new love,
though Linda not forgotten:
Happiness once more.

--Kathy Best

12.
Harrison health scare:
Cancer, attack, new tumors,
when comes the sun back?

--Kathy Best

13.
What's up with Ringo?
The Starkey reality:
Low profile for now.

--Kathy Best

14.
Beatles in the news:
The lads from Liverpool rule,
Fab Four forever!

--Kathy Best

15.
A drowning Wahid
Grabs at his vice president
He just gets the "vice"

--John Cho

16.
John Paul sighs relief,
at long last a President
willing to listen.

--Thomas Berry

17.
"Bush stole election!"
Clinton's forty-three-percent
mandate forgotten.

--TOMDIANEBG@aol.com

18.
"A dog is for life"
But even more important
So too is a child!

--L. Franklin

19.
Big Brother "The End"
We're all glad it's over, but...
What will we watch now?

--L. Franklin

20.
International,
Departmentalization,
Undesirable.

--L. Franklin

21.
Impressionable
Irresponsibility.
Inappropriate.

--L. Franklin

22.
Imagination,
Industrialization,
Inconceivable.

--L. Franklin

23.
Underdevelop,
Indefensibility,
Understandable.

--L. Franklin

24.
Clinging to his throne
Mugabe plays the race card
It's Rhodes in black face

--John Cho

25.
Barbara hears cries
"I need to drill in Jeb's room!"
"Go somewhere else, George!"

--John Cho


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