1.
Too much AOL
Yahoo! is unreachable
Let's upgrade again
2.
Can you spell Serb names?
NATO is tired of it all
War crimes continue
3.
Stock market is up
Bulls gore the bear in the crotch
Dow six feet under
4.
The North Korean
Should play in the NBA.
Send his ogres home.
5.
50 years' freedom
Still trying to figure out
How to feed millions
6.
Marion Barry
or congressional control:
Not much of a choice.
7.
In Cambodia
China supports elections.
Hell frozen over!
8.
Sojourner pokes, prods,
moves about six feet a day.
Space geeks excited
9.
Bill bails out Apple
Millions of Mac users sweat
MacOS '95?
10.
the strike is over
a settlement has been reached
everyone's happy?
11.
The "Queen of Hearts" gone...
Diana, with heart of gold,
Her legacy lives.