1.
Short blonde hair flutters
Blood and glass on French pavement
Sacrifice to fame
2.
Paparazzi pigs!
A drunk driver was no help.
Diana lies dead.
3.
Millions mourn her loss,
but where is the Prince of Wales?
In Scotland with Mum!
4.
Citizens beware!
Bounty hunters on the loose
killing anyone!
5.
tragic flash last seen
die to live in every heart
go now bright light go
6.
Republican wimps
Clinton: total corruption
But they can't get him
7.
Sen. Al D'Amato
Slimy Mafia dirtbag
Wants to judge Clinton
8.
Right wing gets hot 'bout
Arkansas motel room love
Righteous jealousy
9.
Nude model Paula
Says Clinton is immoral
Pot calls kettle black
10.
Bimbo miracle
Donna Rice and Paula Jones
Once sluts, now virgins
11.
Anonymous mines
Killing and maiming children.
Man's stupidity.
12.
Caught in the spotlight,
Lives splashed on tabloid pages,
And on tunnel walls.
13.
flashy beamer goes
for cutoff, rush hour; alas
it's critical mass
14.
Marv Alberts: "Biter"
I'll bet his girlfriend is proud
Long-suffering kind?
15.
NBC was fooled
Pervert Alberts says: "Who, me?"
Guilty plea says all
16.
Vandals' new saying
Spray paint on an alley wall
"Bite me, Marv Alberts"
17.
Campaigns even now
Bob Kerrey wants to be Prez
"President Moonbeam"
18.
Bob Kerrey wants to
be a Kennedy, so he
becomes Catholic.
19.
A worker's hero
Kerrey owns a restaurant
Pays minimum wage
20.
Pseudo-liberal
Bob Kerrey's hidden bias
Homophobic pol
21.
"What are you writing?"
"I am writing a HAIKU."
"Gesundheit, my dear."