1.
in halls of marble
his occupation, plying
the revancher stalks
2.
Cum-stained cocktail dress.
Garment threatened President,
Dry cleaner saves day.
3.
Brown Shirts in blue shirts
Going to Aryanland.
No one else going.
4.
Arrest Monica.
She stole Hillary's old dress.
The one with the stain.
5.
Freon for AC!
This heat demands more hairspray!
Greenhouse effect? What?
6.
Hillary is sure.
Better Monica than her.
She'd never do that!
7.
Bill is very sure.
Monica's better than her.
She'll always do that!
8.
edifying talk
what stain on whose dress and will
it or he come clean?
9.
bombs and kids who kill
while we focus on whether
Monica does Bill
10.
What is Bill's best truth?
Fleet, nimble, robust, uncouth--
Prancing, he answers.
11.
The "truth" is out now
Anyone else think it's time
To get over it?
12.
58%
hearing Bill's regrets, answer
they will swallow, too
13.
Bill fails to explain,
Leaves the nation in a lurch:
"Why didn't he tell?"
14.
A historic speech.
Clinton admits to lying.
We don't believe him.
15.
It's always this way.
George Washington slept around,
But he never lied.
16.
St. Orin of Hatch
Has a Novell idea.
Good Morals 'R' Us.
17.
political wife
supports her spouse, with eye on
her turn, Y2K
18.
sex with an intern
blow jobs on taxpayers' dime
inappropriate?
19.
Drudge reports cigar
America can't stand smell
Good-bye Bill Clinton
20.
Reno ponders on
Independent council or
Contempt of Congress
21.
one point two mil cruise
missles in the desert are
only distractions
22.
Hillary's power
requires that she must submit
to Bill's golden lies.
23.
Bobby Hull spouts off.
He's still a hockey stickhead.
Now puck off Bobby!