1.
Monica's story
Now worth a million dollars
That's hard to swallow
2.
Hypocrites unite.
The pure denounce sinful Bill.
Who are they fooling?
3.
her mega-buck tale
now free on the Internet
ghost-written by Starr
4.
Monica creates
Sex scene thru Tripp what a scream
Congressional Toll
5.
One man is at fault.
It all happened on his watch.
Trent Lott should resign!
6.
Starr has gone too far.
We expected impeachment.
Damn guy! Made Bill cuss!
7.
Bill's tammany ring:
others to blame if he lies
'twas him... 'twas her... 'twas...
8.
"Monica, baby
Hurry up," Bill moaned. "My wife
is due any time."
9.
Clinton, Oath Breaker,
Says he's sorry, "forgive me!"
believe him, NEVER!
10.
But for Lewinsky
the Republican Party
might get some work done.
11.
Clinton is in REAL
Trouble if it turns out the
Cigar was Cuban!
12.
Stock tip of the year!
(Just the thing to get into!)
"Clinton Humidors"
13.
First Lady wants to
Strangle Monica. Bill just
Wanted to choke her!